PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@pretendingtobestupid
liesreign:
AND HE’S GOING TO BE A BRAT ABOUT IT, as usual. he stands there, staring at clint. ❝ not until you ask nicely. ❞
Clint quirks a brow. Of course this was the route he was going to take. What else could he possibly expect from Loki? The bowman crosses his arms across his chest. “So you’re not even a little curious what coming over here gets you?”
liesreign:
HE PRACTICALLY EATS UP THE AFFECTION, hands reaching up to hold the other’s face as they kiss. when clint’s fingers brush against his throat, loki’s entire body shivers. he fucking loves attention, so getting it makes him extremely happy. he still doesn’t listen right away, obviously still hung up on receiving genuine affection. once loki actually processes what clint said, he feverishly attempts to get his clothing off, fumbling over himself in his haste. he’s not exactly desperate, but he is eager. loki’s needy, that’s abundantly clear, the fact he’s whimpering as his hands place themselves against clint’s chest. he can’t even speak, that’s how badly he wants this.
There is a grin on the archer’s lips as the god holds his face; it solidifies how needy the other is with each reaction to the attention he gives the other. Eventually he sits back enough to watch Loki disrobe, resting his head in his hand, fingers curling a bit. The god could have easily snapped them away but it was a bit of an ego boost to know he’d gotten the other off his center just enough. It’s at the hands on his chest that has his brow quirking up and he smiles. “Yes?” he says a bit teasingly. He brings up rough hands to gently stroke over the backs of hands and wrists.
Send "Can I kiss you?" for my muse's reaction!
send my muse “please… please don’t go.” to see their reaction !
hebetrays:
❝ fuck — ❞ DON’T DO IT, do not crack. loki looks away, refusing to let himself look at the other man. he tries to distract himself by thinking of something, ANYTHING, else. it works for about five seconds, then loki cracks. he tries moving his face away from clint, but because it’s being held, he can’t. ❝ alright, fine ! fine, i — i’ll do what you tell me to. ❞ he’s breathing heavily, trying to keep himself from saying anything else. he bites his tongue to keep himself quiet. goddammit, he can’t believe he let himself give in like that.
There is a smirk at the ‘fuck’ that passes Loki’s lips, which evolves into a full blown grin when the liesmith breaks. Clint finally presses his lips against Loki’s in a heavy kiss, almost bearing a bit of his weight down onto him. “Good boy...” he purrs out against his lips and lifts his head enough to look down at Loki. His fingers retract from around the god’s neck so he can affectionately stroke at his throat with the backs of his fingers. “Now... can you be a good boy.... and do away with those clothes, shouldn’t be too hard hm?” he says gently, making a little snapping motion. He continues to gently pet at Loki’s throat and under his jaw and chin.
hebetrays:
LOKI BITES HIS LIP, trying to keep himself from doing anything stupid again. he fails hard the second clint’s voice in his ear, which makes him moan again. well, fuck. the fact he seems to know that loki tends to get anything he wants just by being a brat has the god fucked up, not most people are able to gather that from him. it’s not that he doesn’t enjoy this, it’s just that he’s shocked that clint of all people managed to get him like this. he’s just going to keep being stubborn for as long as he can, hopefully clint will give up. ❝ i guess you’re waiting then, barton. ❞
Clint just lets out a heavy sigh and looks ahead of himself. You see most would resort to being rough and demanding by this point. No no. Softness often yielded much better results than expected. The most harshness he gives the god is a gentle jerk back and forth with his grip on Loki’s throat, displaying he can move the god however he pleases. Now he adds more pressure into his grip, adjusting it once again. “That’s perfectly find Princess.” he murmurs warmly against Loki’s skin. “I’m fine.” he smiles pleasantly before he leans again to gently run his lips along smooth, sharp features. The other would be able to feel the cupid’s kiss scar on his lip from the repeated contact of the fletching with his lip. The blond’s lips would roam all over Loki’s face, but never once over his lips.
hebetrays:
❝ i don’t have to do anything. ❞ HE’S ONLY MAKING IT HARDER FOR HIMSELF, since he’s fighting with clint. the second clint’s fingers wrap around his throat, loki tenses, his own hand wrapping around clint’s arm. after a few seconds, he lets out a small moan, obviously getting worked up. he struggles slightly, not really trying to get out of clint’s grip, more trying to make him tighten his hold on loki’s neck. clint grabbing his neck is what makes loki crack. he lets go of the other’s arm, breath hitching. he’s still going to try to fight, though. ❝ you don’t — control me. ❞
Fingers drum Loki’s neck, but only to shift his fingers to better tighten his grip on the god’s throat. He still hasn’t used the full meter of the strength in his hands yet, the bowman being deceptively strong for an average human, but years (decades really) of honing his skills gave him that. He tugs Loki a litter further between his legs, pointer finger curling up around his jaw, curling just a little to gently stroke at cool skin. “You’re right... I don’t...” he murmurs. “But I can deny you what you want, and I will till you’re absolutely needy for it.” Clint could be surprisingly patient if he wanted to be. The archer leans in, lips ghosting near Loki’s before he leans, stubble brushing along the sharp, defined cheekbone as he leans to the god’s ear. “That moan told me everything I needed to know...” he rumbles in Loki’s ear. “I can be surprisingly patient Princess.”
hebetrays:
HOW DID HE THINK THIS WAS GOING TO GO ? certainly not like this. loki’s a brat, he doesn’t exactly do what he’s told. he doesn’t try to move his head, though. for someone so dominant, he certainly does like when someone else is in control. he keeps his eyes focused on clint, still glaring at him. ❝ you can at least ASK NICELY. ❞
Clint sets his jaw for a moment, nodding a little. Then his grip tightens, maybe even becoming a little bruising. “I don’t have to ask nicely princess.” he rumbles out. You see, Clint knew how this worked, people who seemed domineering outside of the bedroom were usually bratty subs. It was people like Clint, who were easy going outside of the bedroom, were the ones who had no problem wrangling someone’s ass. Slowly he sits down in front of Loki, hand slipping down to his throat, but keeping his chin tipped up. Clint’s grip gently tightens on Loki’s throat as he leans over, keeping his eyes focused on the other’s. “If you want me to make you feel good... you have to be good.” he murmurs lowly.
hebetrays:
AND WITH THAT, loki shuts his mouth. he’s not a big fan of being told what to do. he glares at clint, before finally speaking. ❝ don’t tell me what to do, barton. ❞
Clint just looks at him for a moment before he reaches down and tightly grips him by the jaw, not quite forcing his mouth open, but making a point that for someone who is completely human he has a grip strength that isn’t playing around. “Don’t tell you what to do?” he says as he tilts the trickster’s head up. “You don’t want to be told what to do but you’re the down in front of me.” he grins. “Exactly how do you think this is going to go?”
nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno
i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action.
ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex 21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience 23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease 26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex 33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face
WORDS: “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.” “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.” “i want you to touch yourself for me.” “let me hear you, baby.” “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.” “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.” “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.” “make me.” “be quiet.” “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?”
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It’s Sinday! Whisper in my muses ear what you want to do with them...
And my muse will indicate whether they are keen or not.
Who knows you may find a new ship…
𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐀 ; 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 . ( a series of kiss prompts . some nsfw material present . )
❛ 01 . a kiss to say hello . ❛ 02 . a kiss for the first time . ❛ 03 . a kiss after a long time apart . ❛ 04 . a kiss to apologize . ❛ 05 . a kiss to forgive . ❛ 06 . a kiss during a fight . ❛ 07 . a kiss to say what you can’t say aloud . ❛ 08 . a kiss in secret / a forbidden kiss . ❛ 09 . a kiss to prove a point . ❛ 10 . a kiss against a wall . ❛ 11 . a kiss on a rooftop . ❛ 12 . a kiss that seals a marriage . ❛ 13 . a kiss before one goes away . ❛ 14 . a kiss in the shower . ❛ 15 . a kiss that comes out of nowhere . ❛ 16 . a kiss first thing in the morning . ❛ 17 . a kiss last thing at night . ❛ 18 . a kiss during combat . ❛ 19 . a kiss during a fake relationship . ❛ 20 . a kiss out of desperation . ❛ 21 . a kiss on the cheek . ❛ 22 . a kiss on the forehead . ❛ 23 . a kiss on the back of the hand . ❛ 24 . a kiss on the neck . ❛ 25 . a kiss on the fingertips . ❛ 26 . a kiss on the stomach . ❛ 27 . a kiss to end the sexual tension . ❛ 28 . a kiss over a scar . ❛ 29 . a kiss over a wound . ❛ 30 . a kiss to say goodbye .
Smut Starters & Symbols
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TW: explicit sexual content, some slight humiliation. Feel free to change wording, pronouns, genitalia, etc, to better fit your muse.
Send one of the following SENTENCES for my muse’s reaction:
“You’re so pretty like this.” “You’re beautiful when you’re all flushed and wanting.” “Do you want me to take you like this?” “Easy, I don’t want to hurt you.” “Slow down, slow down.” “You can be rough with me, I won’t break.” “I want to suck you off.” “I want to eat you out.” “Did you touch yourself, thinking of me?” “Please, please, touch me.” “I want to bury my face between your thighs.” “I want to touch you all night.” “Please. Please, I’ll beg, I’ll do anything you want.” “You can beg better than that, I think.” “Harder, harder–” “Fuck me until I can’t think.” “I want you to bend me over and fuck me.” “Would you let me take you here? Where anyone might see?” “I don’t usually do this - but for you, anything.” “You have such beautiful thighs.” “Be patient, I’m not going to fuck you dry, no matter how much you beg.” “Beg me for it.” “You were made for this, weren’t you?” “I think you’d stay on your knees all night if I’d let you.” “Ride me. Slowly, that’s it.” “Don’t you dare come until I give you permission.” “Ah-ah. Don’t touch me.” “Touch yourself, go on.” “I want to make you feel good.” “I love it when you moan for me.” “Come on, darling, come for me.” “Come on my fingers, that’s it.” “God, your mouth, please–” “I need you, I need your (mouth/cock/pussy/ass/fingers)–” “Shh, do you want someone to walk in on us with your cock in me?” “I’ll let you have me any way you want.” “I’ve wanted to fuck you all night.” “You’re so fucking tight.” “You feel so good.” “Kiss me, I want–please–” “Oh, fuck, I’m gonna come–!” “Please let me come.” “I think I could go again, if you wanted.”
Send one of the following PROMPTS for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to combine prompts.
[tug] - to pull my muse’s head back by the hair [throat] - to grip my muse gently but firmly by the throat [chin] - to tilt my muse’s chin up to make them look at your muse [kneel] - to kneel in front of my muse [wall] - to pin my muse to a wall [wrists] - to hold my muse down by the wrists [flip] - to flip my muse onto their stomach and hold them down [drag] - to drag my muse into yours’ lap [palm] - to rub a palm against my muse’s clothed groin [rut] - to push a knee between my muse’s thighs, against their groin [mouth] - to mouth at my muse’s groin through their pants or underwear [taste] - to have my muse taste themselves on your muse’s fingers [tongue] - to kiss my muse with tongue [thighs] - to kiss and suck at my muse’s inner thighs [lick] - to go down on my muse [finger] - to finger my muse [breasts] - to fondle my muse’s breasts [booty] - to fondle my muse’s ass [spank] - to spank my muse [restrain] - to tie my muse’s hands to prevent them from moving them [dressup] - to dress my muse in sexy/appealing clothing (specify) [vibrator] - to use a vibrator on my muse [penetrate] - to fuck my muse with a cock, dildo or strap [behind] - to fuck my muse from behind [facing] - to fuck my muse face to face [tenderly] - to tenderly make love to my muse
[pants] - to make my muse come in their pants [facial] - to come on my muse’s face [inside] - to come inside my muse [risky] - to make my muse come where there’s a risk of being heard/discovered [early] - to make my muse come earlier than expected [edge] - to edge my muse/deny them orgasm [beg] - to beg my muse to let yours come
Add ‘reverse’ to any prompt for my muse to perform the action on yours instead! Alternatively, feel free to make up your own prompt even if it’s not on the list!
shield training
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‘Something's Wrong’ Sentence Starters
Something’s Wrong With My Muse
“Oh, God, you’re bleeding. You’re bleeding a lot.”
“Stop squirming, I’m trying to help.”
“Hang on, I got you.”
“Just lean on me, I’ll help you walk.”
“We should get that looked at.”
“Don’t tilt your head back, you’ll make your nosebleed worse!”
“Just sit up and breathe, ok?”
“Eh, you’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”
“Whatever you do, don’t go to sleep. Stay awake.”
“Oooooo. That looks painful.”
“Oh, thank God! Don’t scare me like that!”
“How the hell did you do this to yourself?”
“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?”
“You stopped breathing.”
“Oh look, it’s alive.”
“Take deep breaths, you’ll be fine.”
“Arms shouldn’t move like that…”
“What happened to your leg?!”
“Yep, that’s broken alright. How’d you manage that?”
“Here’s some ice for that.”
“You’re welcome, by the way.”
“Yeesh, you look like shit.”
“Wait, you were mugged?!”
“Is that a stab/gunshot wound?”
“Ok, ew. I’m not cleaning that up.”
“Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.”
“You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn’t be moving around too much if I were you.”
“I thought you were dead!”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?”
“Can you walk on your own?”
“You’re getting blood on my clothes!”
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
Something’s Wrong With Your Muse
“Is that three fingers you’re holding up?”
“I’m so sorry for getting blood on your clothes!”
“I’m not sure I can walk on my own.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, my pain’s at least an 8.”
“You thought I was dead?”
“Do you think I have a concussion?”
“I hit my head; now I don’t feel so good.”
“I’m so sorry. Do you mind cleaning up?”
“I think I’ve been stabbed/shot.”
“I just got mugged!”
“Do I look as bad as I feel?”
“Could I maybe get an ice pack for this?”
“Thank you, by the way.”
“I think my leg is broken.”
“I can’t feel my arm.”
“I’m going to need more than deep breathing to calm me down.”
“I’m not dead yet!”
“Oh, God, I’m bleeding. I’m bleeding a lot.”
“Are you really trying to help?”
“Please help me.”
“Can I lean on you? I don’t think I can walk.”
“I think I need to get this looked at.”
“I can’t get my nose to stop bleeding!”
“I can’t seem to catch my breath.”
“I’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”
“Please help me stay awake.”
“This hurts just as much as it looks like it does.”
“Sorry - did I scare you?”
“I don’t know how I managed to do this to myself.”
“I don’t know if I can stay awake.”
“I stopped breathing?”
Note: Revamp of an older sentence starter post found here.
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Meme: Accepting @iamdarcylewis
“DARCY!”
