Pretend Wizards

A Podcast where six friends get together and play around with D&D Itunes RSS Website Facebook Twitter

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Sometimes, instead of sleep, you just need to stay up way too late and draw the Pretend Wizards crew

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Every time I draw Shira she looks different… 💢

Here’s my current PW discord sketch dump/shitposts

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

a sort of collab with the lovely @nocturnalacolyte to make some Pretend Wizards valentines cards <3 

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No host or hostess should ever be caught without a recipe or two for afternoon tea! Entertain your guests with this light midday snack—filling enough to satisfy yet light enough to keep spirits lively & appetites hearty. 

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 203 - Bat Cavalry

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        Night falls over Hadestown. Surely here, at the bottom of the planet, surrounded by unknowable dangers and mortal threats, the players can sleep soundly and without interruption. Right?

     Greet all your new friends by throwing rocks at them.

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 202 - Check Your Textbook

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   Surely our heroes can't make the wrong decision again in their traversal of the dangerous forest of Hadestown. They can't have chosen wrong again, that would just be unlikely!

     Annnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back! Hope you’re all ready to fall behind again!

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 201 - A Shotgun and a Rocket Launcher

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   Our heroes are positive that a small rustic village shouldn't be resting in the middle of this deadly forest. But for a few, other things seem to be of greater import: lost friends and old dreams.

      The sound quality is gonna be a little weird, since this was recorded during the charity stream. Thanks everyone who came and watched, everyone who donated, and everyone who listens to the podcast. Please don’t ever let yourselves forget the good you’ve done, and the people you’ve helped. 

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Pretend Adventures: Roleplaying One Shots

Episode 2 - Fiasco

       Bonus One Shot! Fiasco is a freeform storytelling game, designed so that all scenarios eventually fall apart.(tw: Miscarriage at 1:12:00 of part one)

      Setting up the test game for this actually went more smoothly, it was weird. The story came together way quicker. Ron ran over my grandmother in a hearse he sold drugs in.

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               Hey everybody, the final date and time for the 24 hour Hurricane Maria fundraiser is set! Join us November 25th 10AM Eastern Time as we stream games for 24 hours, have tons of fun and hopefully raise a lot of money for a good cause! Also as if that wasn't enough, throughout the stream there will be tons of donation related prizes announced! later this week the first prize will be announced so check back later. But no need to wait until then, donations are open now and the top two supporters of the fundraiser will be getting prizes!

Donation Link

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Stream Link https://go.twitch.tv/ragnathered

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 200 - Energy Drink Poison

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       A conversation with Bell leads the players to believe something is happening out in the forest. Maybe following a squad of a soldiers into the unknown, they can pull back the curtains.

      They went pretty quickly from “That was dangerous and we shouldn’t go back out there’ to “We better go back out there”

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 199 - The Devil’s Banjo

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      Lost in the forest of Hadestown, Ragna and Pegasus follow their companion through the strange, grave dotted landscapes. Are they risking their lives for the right reasons? What will they find?

      It must be something in the air, driving Pegasus to E V I L

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 198 - Grave Goods

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      Still wary that it might be a worthless excursion, our heroes journey out into the forest of Hadestown, hoping they find more then death in the pink forest.

     I don’t know how it took this long for people to start googling the things I say.

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 197 - The Coldest Squirrel

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    Slowly, our heroes are feeling more and more like they haven't prepared properly for the mystery that awaits them in Hadestown. What is blarneystone? Why is no one sweating? Is any of this real food?

    They seem to have decided on rampant paranoia as the ideal puzzle solving method this time.

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 196 - The Perfect Disguise

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     At the bottom of a giant mining, lies Hades Town. Cut off from the rest of Atla, isolated and mysterious, what could be waiting the players during a simple rock shopping mission?

    You’ll notice they didn’t even get to try and roll to see through Ragna’s disguise.The dc would’ve been too high on something so flawless.

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 195 - Throat of Hades

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     So what if the old, decrepit mining elevator began spitting up bits of people, I'm sure it's totally safe. I'm sure nothing bad with happen down in the confining, suffocating dark.

    I really thought they would just walk away from the elevator that spits chunks.

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 194 - The Shaft

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    There was a main story?! Our heroes get back to their actually job that they actually get paid for, and journey to Mafic Road, seeking passge to the bottom of it's massive quarry.

    The whole day I was like “Dang, I really feel like I’m forgetting something hmmm :T”

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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Episode 193 - Nick Cage

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     Who knew the door to the sewer could close! Only Ragna and Sapphire Melody can get out in time, and so it's up to them to forgo saving themselves and find a way to rescue everyone.

    I doubted Ragna’s ability to easily and casually destroy large, immovable structures.