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Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.
I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free
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American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP
who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool
WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?
It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking
i love my disabled friends dearly more than anything so i say this with love - meal planning for a group of ppl all with different dietary needs is like playing The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis
Me and my friends when we eat
This was the best puzzle in Zoombinis so at least meal planning for a group isn't like the fucking bubble maze or mirror cave or anything
#damn i wanna play zoombinis i wonder if there's an emulator of em#zoombinis#video games
You can literally just get it on Steam. It's apparently a remake but it matches my memories perfectly.
Oh HELL YEAH! Amazing, thank you for sharing the good news!
Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.
I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP
congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!
imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”
a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.
the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.
the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post
at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!
and let me tell you, the surprise i got,
this is now rowlet’s theme
there’s something really special about finding an old post you remember and seeing it has several new additions. it’s like aw, the post grew up :)
my live reaction to this moment
Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk
I need everyone to know this buge has wings :)
Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it
i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss
"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market
slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn
just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely
i did it.
Yay!
What have you learned about how solitaire works?
FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun
I don'te. Know
I feel like it's important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets
Also important to note, neopets solitaire is the single most unforgiving version of solitaire I have played, because the randomization sucks and regularly traps you in games that are impossible to win. Playing it as an adult is awful, although strangely addicting, but as a kid I was in tears 🫠
Don't mess with Going Dragon fans🦅‼️, seriously. There were 4 of us but one already had a heart attack🥀
So uh,,,
I rewatched american dragon
Guess who's worked 155hrs during the last pay period (ㆆᴗㆆ)
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Good Bones, by Maggie Smith / Witch Hat Atelier, by Kamome Shirahama
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