gay phoque

someone once described me as a sad garden gnome and honestly i wish it would stick🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 also: plz dont follow if thinspo thnx in advance

[pretentioushouseandgnome]

fuck it, i’m back

why is it weirdly peaceful here

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest

[the-gay-jatsby]

[blupoh]

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

[blupoh]

YOU ARE WRITING LIFE!!!!

[dizziesol]

i love to 👍 i'm a thumbs-upper in real life and online

peak of simplistic silent communication to me

[kosmogrl]

[froads]

game idea: neko atsume, but instead of cats it's hydrothermal vent fauna

[valtsv]

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

[valtsv]

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[weirdmageddon]

have you seen whats happening

[thedarlingdolls-blog]

[pawcakes]

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

[prairiies]

this is the app we r on it rn babe

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[fixing-bad-posts]

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I gotta say this i hate tiktok 🔥🖤

[tallahasseemp3]

“suffering feels religious if you do it right” no shut up it doesn’t. my friends laughing in the kitchen while i make dinner feels religious. the sun on my face after a long winter feels religious.

[emopunkgirl]

wise words

[normal-horoscopes]

[creepycrag]

[oceanflowerrs]

[sephiramy]

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

discuss

[the-real-seebs]

not much to say, i think you nailed it

[greenjudy]

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