Pretty Black Perfectionist

30 sapphic she/her Sup.

[catchymemes]

[blackbackedjackal]

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

[thememedaddy]

[marithlizard]

(original tweet)

I would like a million dollars so I can give it to this man to carve whatever he wants in wood surfaces all over my dream house and also any public buildings he feels like, please.

[greensebby]

My thighs and stomach double as pillows ☁️

[unbotheredmuse]

[manga-starjuice-deactivated2023]

No matter what your body type is, you are still beautiful, worthy and deserve love. Happy Love Your Body day!!!

And if nobody told you today, you have a great butt 😚😚

[liminalweirdo]

[frostmantle]

like to charge reblog to make airbnb die faster

[purezentomaiku]

airbnb used to be a nice little side gig for when people had an extra room they wanted to rent out for an occasional weekend because their kid went off to college, or to let people stay in their camping cabin in the off-seasons, just simple hospitality and such. but then the landlord types got the big idea to buy up properties and do all that stupid nonsense in attempts for profit, and since hotels would fill up quick in vacation cities, they did have “success” in that for a bit. and then they just bought more and more and made things worse until hey guess what, everyone’s sick of your shit and there’s vacancy at hotels again.

landlords can get fucked

[aliceonsaturn]

Anime makes falling from the sky so beautiful when in reality it’s horrifying

[lookingbackatfashionhistory]

• Natural pearl and diamond necklace.

Date: 1880

Medium: Silver, gold, natural pearls (pinctada maxima), and diamonds

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

It’s infuriating how so many women were (and still are) discriminated against for being female

[wanderingchaos]

she also killed and dissected a rabbit so that her peter rabbit would be as ACCURATE as possible. all the magic of countless children’s childhoods was built upon the bones of a single bunny’s sacrifice. how delightful. how horrific. what necromancer could dream of such impact with a single stroke of their blade.

[whetstonefires]

(celebrated children’s fantasist) diana wynne jones said that she once wandered into beatrix potter’s yard by accident as a kid and got chased off because beatrix potter disliked children, which really fits into the rest of this quite neatly

[theblehthatbloos]

The lichen nor hare is prepared l, child. Leave

[iminthetunnels]

[skyloop]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're reading this make sure to tense up some more and ignore your bodys needs

[cyberdisadvantage]

dont tell me what to do *relaxes out of spite*

[godlikedyke]

cupping your bottoms face when you’re deep in them and they’re shaking and panting under you, chuckling into their ear about what a sweet, precious little toy they are for you while you tighten your arms around them and fuck them too stupid to reply

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

‘Men are taught not to be emotional’

Pal men are taught to throw tables across the room if they’re angry and punch people who mildly disrespect them— all of these things are emotional responses they’re just incongruous with what we consider emotional to be i.e. a sniffling teenage girl. Men are super emotional. They’re selfishly emotional. They’re so emotional that they *have* to let any living creature around them feel the pain they feel inside even for a sec.

[earthtodes]

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful