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Fuckboy!baekhyun texts!! --- Send requests~
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Send requests lmao
I saw your requests are open and I'm new to your blog. Btw I love the 'dating chanyeol' but I was wondering if you could do another one like it? but what it would be like/include with the person he's dating has a kid(not his but from a previous relationship)? If that's alright. (Btw saw the jongin smut you wrotešššš)
Thank you anon, but I'm confused, i didn't write any Jongin smut??
Dating Chen
-just because heās your boyf doesnt mean he aint gonna troll you -sometimes you might get mad because of his pranks -heāll gain your forgiveness faster than you can say chogiwa -heād kiss you until you forgave him -which would probably turn into an intense makeout session -ass grabbing at all times -this boy would be so touchy omfg -sometimes it wont even be sexual -while you two cuddle he would just rub your arm just so he can feel you there with him -WHINEY BABY -WAeEEEeEEEeYO? -hes the type to not stop whining till you give him a kiss -hes such a happy and energetic person and his personality would rub off on you too -heād be such a gentleman -you guys could date for 5 years and heād still open doors for you and take you on fancy dates -heād love getting you cute little gifts -heāll see something while browsing and heāll be like āYES I NEED TO GET THIS FOR MY JAGI!ā -he'd be so loving and caring honestly - he'll cook for you when your sick - will constantly lend you his jacket - the boys might tease him because hes squishy for you - he won't care, he'll be even more squishy with you when theyre around so he can make them feel awkward - i see him as a really understanding boyfriend - it would take a lot to make him jealous - just because he trusts you so much, he knows you wouldn't do anything - high note battles - which ends up with you guys making noises no human should ever make -he would take you on all sorts of dates - from casual coffee dates to a day at an amusement park -sometimes you guys will just stay in, order a pizza and cuddle - and those are the best nights because its just you two spending time with eachother -he'd always keep you in the loop -would constantly send you updates on tour and would always tell you how much he missed you -because of his schedules you may not see him for weeks -but when you finally see him he makes it all better
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Helloš I really loved your dating them would include posts! They are so cute, I was wondering if you could do Luhan next??š
Hi, thank you so much!! i did the Luhan one. I hope its okay haha x
Dating Luhan
-Where do i even start with this boyyy -will try to show off his āmanlinessā 24/7 -heāll see you struggling to carry something heavy and be like: ādonāt worry babe, i got youā -even though he flaunts his manliness all the time all you do is swoon BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PRETTY -sometimes you would just look at his face and squeal bc omfg did i mention how pretty he is? -he would get embarrassed whenever you compliment him -you call him cute and his reaction will always be āno im manly!ā -and he pretends to be annoyed but on the inside he dies a little because his girl is complimenting -he would eventually give up on saying that hes not cute to you and wouldnt bother arguing back -only you can call him cute. Anyone else? No way -we know he loves football/soccer -heād probably be a bit shy at first asking you to watch a game with him -his eyes would light up when you say yes because now he can have his two favourite things at once!! -you and soccer!! -you may not be into soccer but you put up with it because you love seeing the happiness in his eyes as he spends time with you while watching a game -pda!! -he would always have his arm around your waist or he would hold your hand whenever you guys go out -he wouldnāt be ashamed to show you off -he would post pictures on weibo and instagram all the time -we know luhan isnt afraid to tell crazy ass fans to pipe down -when 'fansā sent you hate for dating him he would always be there for you and hold you in his arms -bubble tea dates -he would actually die everytime you wear his stuff -'im manlyā he says as he coos at his girlfriend wearing his clothes -sometimes he just does things that make you want to crawl in a hole and never see light again -āplease stop whipping, Han, iām trying to do some workā -youāll never forget his face when you āblew his fluteā for the first time -youād have so many laughs and cute moments when dating this pretty little goofball
To my fav tao stan
@chanxings-gizibe Tol unnie!! I hope u have a happy new year!! Im very very glad to have met such a lovely friend and i had no idea when i first messaged u i would befriend such a lovely unnie(even though u stan tao) I hate how you got me saying unnie unironically but its ok bc i love u xoxo I hope we have lots of fun timez in 2017!!! Stay smelly xxx Ur fav baekhyun stan x
Someone said they wanted fuckboy exo but that was too vague and im not making it for each member so i did just suho
So have some fuckboi suho
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Master list
Dating:
Baekhyun Sehun Chanyeol Chen Luhan
Snaps:
Luhan: Fuckboy!Luhan Boyfriend!Luhan
Suho Fuckboy!Suho
Baekhyun: Boyfriend!Baekhyun
Chanyeol: Christmas shopping
Sehun: Fuckboy!Sehun Pt1 Pt2
Texts
Suho Pidgey lover
Chanyeol Pokemon Go at 3am Let's get over language barriers
Sehun The day after
Dating chanyeol
I plan to make these for all the boys. If you want a certain member next, feel free to message me. -we all know yeol stays up till ungodly hours -facetiming with him at these hours -you wonāt even realise youve stayed up so late because your calls are so cute - sometimes you have to nag him to go to sleep because you worry for him -when u guys cuddle its just ur legs tangled with his long limbs hes calls legs -big spoon -sometimes he wants to be the little spoon though -definitely the āoppaā type -heāll always try his best to take care of you -heād be a gentleman -heāll always do cute small things in the relationship like opening the door for you -CONSTANT TEASING ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT -smug af. -sometimes he might even put stuff where you cant reach on purpose -because he wants to see you struggle bc its cute -and he wants you to ask for his help -you wont be needing to get a puppy -because firstly, youll be dating one -secondly WHY IS BAEKHYUN ALWAYS HERE - you might aswell be dating baekhyun too - it would get to a point where chanyeol has to reassure you before dates - āits only gonna be us, i swearā - he loves his music and he loves you - expect him to share his compositions with you - when you say you like them his eyes will light up because YESSS SHE LIKES MY MUSIC!!! -expect songs written about you and for you too -he would be all for pda but not extreme -heād love showing you off -cute instagram pics -heād hold you hand in public -put his arm around your shoulder or waist -he can get a little protective -and a little jealous -but you still love him -arguments and fights would only last a day because he hates having the both of you being upset -heās totally a sucker for cute little things -like wearing his jumper -heād actually squeal -you tease him for it but you squeal when he looks after any child relatives -heād be the perfect boyfriend for your parents -heād make a good impression faster than u can say chogiwa -he would smile to himself whenever he sees your comments on a livestream -he would sing to you and you would die - would try and teach you how to rap but nahh guys cant take it seriously itll just turn into a make out session -tbh hes just perfect lol he aint even my bias i wanna date him
Thank you for 100 followers!!!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Lol tbh Im surpised ive got 100 followers as i only made this blog in the summer but omg thanks guys Feel free to request for texts/snaps/whatever ā¤ļø
Dating Baekhyun
-does he ever shut up? -no -āwhy is chanyeol here again?ā -constant teasing -pda -heāll tease u for having sweaty hands when u hold hands for too long -but he wont let you let go of his hand -heād love showing you off to the point you might even get embarrassed yourself -HE WONT STOP FLIRTING -daddy kink -āstop calling yourself daddyā -he doesnāt stop -most of the time it wonāt even be sexual -heāll just come over and be like āy/n-ah daddys here!ā -but tbh with this kid things turn sexual fast -he wonāt stop touching your butt -and biting you -why is he such a pervert oml -he wonāt stop talking about you to his bandmates -ābaekhyun we get it already, shes the best gf everā -whiny when you donāt pay attention to him -will annoy you until he gets it -you would be actually dating a puppy -heās the type to get jealous over a pet -you guys would have movie nights AND BAEKHYUN WONT SHUT UP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE -kissing him so he shuts up -turns into a make out session -what was the movie even about? -spontaneous dates -cute night ins -midnight walks -heāll sing to you all the time -he knows you love it so heāll be super cocky about it -heāll be super cocky about everything tbh -especially his good looks -heāll catch you staring and heāll just be like āyou like what you see?ā With that arrogant smirk -youād get so embarrassed when he teases you like this -heād love seeing you flustered omg -heāll doing everything he can to make you flustered because your reaction is so cute -and he wonāt hesitate to tell you how cute he finds you -face timing all the time -heād be so squishy towards you and he would get so ripped for it by his band mates -but he doesnāt care, heāll kiss you in front of them to make them feel awkward -heās a little shit but heās your little shit
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Dating Sehun
-cute bubble tea dates -ācan we go somewhere other than the bubble tea place?ā -āno i need my refillā -SASSHUN -heāll complain if you take to long to get ready -āyou look good, all the time, stop taking so long jeezā -im sorry but youll have to deal with his brattiness - heād talk about you to his hyungs ALL THE TIME -he may be the maknae but that dont mean hes innocent -butt grabbing 24/7 -he wont care if its in public -you feeling left out because of vivi -sehun trying to make things up to you is super awkward because hes a noodle -but he tries -if u compliment him, heāll bring it up 24/7 because hes smug af -ālook how nice my abs are today, wow jagi you have really good taste in menā -he may be smug on the outside but is lowkey insecure and loves when you compliment him - hes lowkey whipped - you wont even notice it until the members bring it up - heād do anything for you - did i mention how sassy he would be? -he doesnt like you meeting his hyungs because he wants you to himself -ātake a picture of me for instagramā (okay as i typed this i got a notification saying he posted on insta how fucking creepy) -he doesnt actually say it outloud often but shit he loves youuuu
The last text you made with chanyeol and him not speaking English very well was so freaking cute omg I died
Aw omg thank u, im glad u liked it x