iâm gatekeeping heartstopper to the people whoâve read the comics before the trailer came out
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iâm gatekeeping heartstopper to the people whoâve read the comics before the trailer came out
moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later iâd simply haul ass and meet him. youâre right babe it IS friday thatâs on me.
Steve: Are you in love with Sam??
Bucky: What?? No
Steve: Then why do you write hearts with S+B everywhere?
Bucky: Well.. The 's' doesn't stand for Sam...
Steve:
Bucky:
Steve: Hmmm I wonder who it is then
Bucky:
Bucky : Oh my God Steve you're so stupid
percy, an amnesiac: do i know you?
nico, a gaslighter: i donât know⊠do you? đ€šâïž
hazel, an empath: i feel like something is off here đ
you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?
me, an intellectual:
finn wolfhard doesnât audition for anything you just write an 80s inspired script and he appears on set
this next cup of coffee will fix me going on this walk around the neighbourhood will fix me this hot shower in the dark will fix me listening to this song again for the 90th time will fix me yelling at passing cars from behind my closed window will fix me blasting a movie at 60% volume will fix me laying on the floor will fi
spencer: here's a list of suspects i've put together so far
hotch: reid, your name's on this list
spencer: i don't remember where i was last friday night, hotch. therefore, i have no alibi. i've been tailing myself for the past three days.
âtheyâ (1 word) is shorter than âhe or sheâ (3 words)
âtheyâ is more inclusive than âhe/sheâ
âthemselfâ flows more naturally than âhim or herselfâ
âtheyâ is less clunky than â(s)heâ
itâs time to replace the awkward âshe or heâ
âhey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?â
âHey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when theyâre coming over to watch movies?â
Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.
Friendly reminder:
âI shouldnât like to punish anyone, even if theyâd done me wrong.â âGeorge Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)
âA person canât help their birth.â âWilliam Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)
âBut to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.â âJane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)
âEvery Fool can do as theyâre bid.â âJonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)
âSo likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.â âKing James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)
âGod send every one their heartâs desire!â âWilliam Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)
âNow this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.â âSir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)
âIf ⊠a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayneâŠâ âWilliam Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)
âAnd whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a GoddĂ©s nameâ âGeoffrey Chaucer, The Pardonerâs Tale (~1380)
âĂŸan hastely hiÈed eche wiÈt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiÈt houndes alle heie wodes, / til ĂŸei neyÈĂŸed so neiÈh to nymphe ĂŸe soĂŸe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / âtil they came so near, to tell the truth]â âWilliam and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)
âBath ware made sun and mon, / AiĂŸer wit ĂŸer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]â âCursor Mundi (~1325)
Weâve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason itâs become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we canât have that can we
These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming thatâs just the way its always been
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Singular âtheyâ predates
Singular âyouâ
Singular they has never been grammatically incorrect. Thatâs an absolute lie perpetuated by transphobes.
Agreed agreed but is it themself or theirself?
Both are correct. Language is fluid. If your intended audience understands you easily, it cannot ever be âwrong.â It is the nature of language to adapt to social needs.
and now, something absolutely no one has asked for but i did anyways: episode titles for if red, white, and royal blue was a miniseries instead of a movie (each chapter is an episode, although you honestly could break a couple of them up into two episodes)
episode 1: dont get caught
episode 2: cakegate
episode 3: hrh prince dickhead đ©
episode 4: the great turkey calamity*
episode 5: the B isnt silent
episode 6: the red room
episode 7: dont stop me now
episode 8: when at wimbledon
episode 9: federal funding, travel expenses, booty calls, and you*
episode 10: the signet ring
episode 11: Re: Hometown stuff
episode 12: the waterloo letters
episode 13: history, huh?
episode 14: love is indomitable
episode 15: texas
(* could be broken into two episodes: the great turkey calamity/the millennial corespondents dinner & federal funding, travel expenses, booty calls, and you/lake lbj)
jesper: i know everything about you
kaz: oh yeah? what am i allergic to?
jesper: the full spectrum of human emotion
i feel obligated to point out that destiel has only reached 100k fics on ao3 if you're logged into an account....
PLUS the 'favourite tag' option is only there if you're logged in
are you all seeing this???? heller king misha has an ao3 account y'all i bet he wrote the 100 000th fic
steve: *does something stupid*
bucky: what an absolute fucking idiot
bucky: i can't believe i'd die for him
annabeth: be careful when you cut the onions, they might make you cry
percy: not if you make them cry first
percy: *stabs onion*
dean would call both cas and jack âbabyâ but with different contexts. and sometimes dean walks in saying, âwhereâs my baby?â and cas has no idea if dean is referring to him or to their 2-year-old son so instead he just picks jack up and walks over to dean and says, âhere we areâ and dean kisses jack on the forehead and pulls cas in for a kiss on the lips and he happily hums, âmy baby and my babyâ