mia

she/her | pisces | intj multifandom : percy jackson, criminal minds, marvel, etc.

[ilypitts-deactivated20230607]

i’m gatekeeping heartstopper to the people who’ve read the comics before the trailer came out

[ourchunkysalsa]

moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later i’d simply haul ass and meet him. you’re right babe it IS friday that’s on me.

[cmshytposting]

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Steve: Are you in love with Sam??

Bucky: What?? No

Steve: Then why do you write hearts with S+B everywhere?

Bucky: Well.. The 's' doesn't stand for Sam...

Steve:

Bucky:

Steve: Hmmm I wonder who it is then

Bucky:

Bucky : Oh my God Steve you're so stupid

[stvrmbrekkers]

percy, an amnesiac: do i know you?

nico, a gaslighter: i don’t know… do you? 🤨⁉️

hazel, an empath: i feel like something is off here 😟

[cosantiago]

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

[foundationaldecay]

finn wolfhard doesn’t audition for anything you just write an 80s inspired script and he appears on set

[brutalistarchitecture2]

this next cup of coffee will fix me going on this walk around the neighbourhood will fix me this hot shower in the dark will fix me listening to this song again for the 90th time will fix me yelling at passing cars from behind my closed window will fix me blasting a movie at 60% volume will fix me laying on the floor will fi

[prettyboy-percy]

spencer: here's a list of suspects i've put together so far

hotch: reid, your name's on this list

spencer: i don't remember where i was last friday night, hotch. therefore, i have no alibi. i've been tailing myself for the past three days.

[cannibal-rainbow]

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

[edgar-allen-potpourri]

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

[edrec]

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

[anghraine]

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

[advanced-procrastination]

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

[polyhorde]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Singular “they” predates

Singular “you”

[dovewithscales]

Singular they has never been grammatically incorrect. That’s an absolute lie perpetuated by transphobes.

[voyage-of-the-basset]

Agreed agreed but is it themself or theirself?

[dovewithscales]

Both are correct. Language is fluid. If your intended audience understands you easily, it cannot ever be “wrong.” It is the nature of language to adapt to social needs.

[anotherlocallesbian]

and now, something absolutely no one has asked for but i did anyways: episode titles for if red, white, and royal blue was a miniseries instead of a movie (each chapter is an episode, although you honestly could break a couple of them up into two episodes)

episode 1: dont get caught

episode 2: cakegate

episode 3: hrh prince dickhead 💩

episode 4: the great turkey calamity*

episode 5: the B isnt silent

episode 6: the red room

episode 7: dont stop me now

episode 8: when at wimbledon

episode 9: federal funding, travel expenses, booty calls, and you*

episode 10: the signet ring

episode 11: Re: Hometown stuff

episode 12: the waterloo letters

episode 13: history, huh?

episode 14: love is indomitable

episode 15: texas

(* could be broken into two episodes: the great turkey calamity/the millennial corespondents dinner & federal funding, travel expenses, booty calls, and you/lake lbj)

[prettyboy-percy]

jesper: i know everything about you

kaz: oh yeah? what am i allergic to?

jesper: the full spectrum of human emotion

[funnytwittertweets]

[jaredpadaleckihateclub]

i feel obligated to point out that destiel has only reached 100k fics on ao3 if you're logged into an account....

PLUS the 'favourite tag' option is only there if you're logged in

are you all seeing this???? heller king misha has an ao3 account y'all i bet he wrote the 100 000th fic

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[prettyboy-percy]

steve: *does something stupid*

bucky: what an absolute fucking idiot

bucky: i can't believe i'd die for him

[prettyboy-percy]

annabeth: be careful when you cut the onions, they might make you cry

percy: not if you make them cry first

percy: *stabs onion*

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

dean would call both cas and jack ‘baby’ but with different contexts. and sometimes dean walks in saying, “where’s my baby?” and cas has no idea if dean is referring to him or to their 2-year-old son so instead he just picks jack up and walks over to dean and says, “here we are” and dean kisses jack on the forehead and pulls cas in for a kiss on the lips and he happily hums, “my baby and my baby”