Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
macklin celebrini has autism

pixel skylines
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
cherry valley forever
Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tumblr dot com
Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola

JBB: An Artblog!
Game of Thrones Daily

if i look back, i am lost

Janaina Medeiros
No title available

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin
Cosimo Galluzzi

Discoholic 🪩
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from China

seen from South Korea

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from T1

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Bangladesh

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from United States
@colaboio-blog
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
Is funny when doctors and other peeps act like my problem is that I’m obsessed w/ my disability. Um no. You have it backwards. The problem is I HAVE to be cuz it is a constant problem.
I’m deaf. About 25 years ago, I was working for a little while as a classroom aide at a program that worked with deaf children with multiple disabilities. All the teachers and other classroom aides were hearing, but they all could sign. Not at native signing level, but enough to carry on a basic conversation.
So, one evening, all us adults bring all the kids to a special one-night camping trip. All the kids are put to sleep, which frees up the adults to get into a circle and have some fun to ourselves for a while. People start talking, except they were forgetting to sign. So I reminded them to please sign so I could understand them. One of them told me that, no, they weren’t going to sign because this was our night to have fun and not have to think about communication.
So no one signed all night. They talked, they laughed, they had fun. I sat, feeling lost and cut off and betrayed. I remember wishing I had had the nerve to say, “No, what you mean is, you want a night in which everyone EXCEPT ME gets to not think about communication.”
I think sometimes when non-disabled people insist that we are too obsessed with our disability, what they REALLY mean is, “I wish you would stop reminding me that I have a shared responsibility as a fellow member of society to proactively ensure that we all have an opportunity to be engaged in society. I wish you would just pretend to not have a disability so I can pretend that I don’t have to do anything to enable you to do the same things the rest of us are doing.”
The luxury of not needing to think about disability in a society that is designed to lock us on the cold outside is a non-disabled privilege.
Finally some good news
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
thinking of you: 💖💓💗💞💕💘💕 💖💓💗💞💕💘💕💞💗💓💖 💞💗💓💖
talking with you: 💖💓💗💞 💖💓💗💞💕💘💕💞💗💓💖 💕💘💕💞💗💓💖
me loving you: 💖💓💗 💖💓💗💞💕💘💕💞💗💓💖 💞💕💘💕💞💗💓💖
your existence: 💖💓💗💞💕 💖💓💗💞💕💘💕💞💗💓💖 💘💕💞💗💓💖
[Src]
What people think capitalism is: free trade, iphones, innovation
What capitalism really is: Coca-Cola hires death squads to kill Colombian trade union leaders
to all my peeps who need to hear this
To all my writers out there: You matter. Your work matters. Thank you for putting images to pen. ❤
2018 is the year we all learn to make pacts with demons
in 2018 we let the seals slip away and grasp the clawed hand of the Abyss! reach into the void between worlds and pull out a friend! pact yourself, body and soul, to entities coursing with infernal energy!!
Reach into your local hellish rift and you will find a friend and boy
you know what trend needs to come back? those fancy old french dresses with the giant hips. the ones that are so wide they look like someone stuck a table in there. i want a dress so big people have to shout casual conversation at me from ten feet away. what kind of love letter to the concept of personal space
perfect. don’t touch me
back the fuck off jean pierre!!!!
See they’re wide at the hips, but not so much at the back and front. A good crinoline would solve that problem. And top it off with a wide brim hat armed with a pin for good measure.
GET. AWAY. FROM ME.
someone get one for me
dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate
Good news I found the exact opposite object
yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.
It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd
thats quitter talk
ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die
Don’t you hate it when everyone is just so damn cute
[ALIEN] 👽 エイリアン
Patreon ★ Commissions