No Pussy Here

Sideblog, he/him, 18+

[prettyboymorninghours]

Okay this is my sideblog for things that are still nsfw, but aren’t smut or erotica

He/him, I’m over 18, and if you aren’t get out of here

[prettyboy2000]

Its always the erotica blogs with the most banger posts that don’t exist anymore sigh

[emoboy-cunt]

ftmtf misgen post: god how hot would it be if somebody forced me to wear girly clothes and grow my hair out and have big boobies

me: hauuu~… ok that was a good nut. however as with many of my kinks I sure am glad it did not happen to me in real life! let’s check op’s blog to see if they post more stuff like this

op’s pinned post: well folks, that does it! after years of pressure from my partner, and next to zero representation of transmascs in nsfw content outside of gay c4t, and crushing desperation to feel attractive, and exposure to rampant oversexualization of cis women and their bodies but god at least they’re getting some sort of attention and validation pondering, I have made the completely unbiased decision to cancel my top surgery appointment and reverse everything I worked so hard for. yup, I’m shoving my masculinity right back where it came from. I just feel way more desirable as a cis woman for some reason, isn’t that weird? anyway fellow fakeboy girlies if you’re reading this stop your T stop your T stop your T stop y

[prettyboymorninghours]

Don’t come into my dms tryna fuck when the first words you see on this blog are “No Pussy Here”

[prettyboymorninghours]

Tell me how I cum twice in twenty minutes and then somehow spent fifty minutes peeing, brushing my teeth, and getting water

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[necromancelena]

If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

[necromancelena]

This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[prettyboymorninghours]

Suspected pots is something else, because what do you mean I cum four times in fifteen minutes and I receive the divine punishment of almost passing out. Rude

[prettyboymorninghours]

Hey! Guy who just topped you here. Can I get a detailed performance review pretty please?

[prettyboymorninghours]

Huh topping is kinda fun

[prettyboy2000]

Its always the erotica blogs with the most banger posts that don’t exist anymore sigh

[prettyboymorninghours]

Narrowly avoided becoming one of the people who has to go into the er and have then bodily remove object from you

[prettyboymorninghours]

I’ve learned my lesson believe me

[prettyboymorninghours]

Shirt that says “I make dumb decisions when horny”

[prettyboymorninghours]

Me when I fuck myself for two hours instead of going to bed early on a sunday night