tiddies enthusiast

fernando alonso stan but bc of legal issues i say my fav is pierre and charles || my alter ego personality that only comes out through this blog || current obsession: ur mom🤔 || jo || she/they 20

[alexjcrowley]

FIA should invent a prize that's a Pirelli wheel with the number three on it and give it Checo for the unbelievable amount of third-wheeling he is so bravely putting up with

[racingcore]

Ollie had grid parents and grid grandparents for him today. Lewis at drivers parade and post race. Seb texting him before the race. Charles walking and talking him through everything. Max keeping an eye on him during drivers parade and talking to him in media pen.

[cjestme]

[rb9]

me supporting charles and ollie this weekend

[countingstars-17]

why do you, as a man, have a waist so thin? so other men can grab it?

[prettyboystunnin]

[sinnerism]

Pinnacle of motorsport

[prettyboystunnin]

race 1 bingo board wrap up

driver wins by 5+ second margin: max

5+ second pit stop: valtteri with his 52.4s pit stop

[prettyboystunnin]

haas with that 2.7 pit??🫢 i’m hearing haas wcc 2024

[prettyboystunnin]

take a shot every time charles locks up bc this is getting ridiculous

[thearchercore]

i dont think he could have gone with a worse choice of words for this one, honestly

[im-probably-crying-rn-ngl]

i think they should do a bachelor style competition to find george's next teammate. who is it going to be folks? childhood bff and boy next door alex albon, sugar daddy super villain who will burn the world down for you fernando alonso, jaded and smoking hot bad boy who is just looking for a little love (a seat) carlos sainz, academic rival who has a french accent and will use it esteban ocon and more! coming soon...

[keepthedelta]

manifesting chaos in the 2024 f1 season

nico hulkenberg finally slays his white whale and drags the haas flintstones car onto the podium only for the car to be disqualified for a technical breach

in the spirit of their ancestors alpine attemps crashgate 2.0 only they’re so shit they fail even at that. everyone knows what they tried to do but because they failed the fia turns a blind eye out of pity

jenson button misses a dose of xanax before presenting alongside danica patrick and finally tells her to shut up on live television

lando finally wins a race and is so delighted that he won’t let go of his trophy, even to attend the traditional english stag do of some rich dickhead he went to school with. lando passes out three sambucas into the night at which point his trophy is stolen and all of his facial hair (including eyebrows) is shaved off. the fia charges him for the replacement

king charles dies just before silverstone and george drives his car directly into the barriers out of respect

sharl breaks up with whatever brunette clone he’s dating in order to focus more on racing. two weeks later he releases a classical piano track about heartbreak and longing and confirms that it’s about the sf-24. three days after that he confirms his relationship with a woman who is practically identical to the previous girlfriend (possibly her sister, possibly just a clone)

john elkann goes full fatal attraction on lewis and shows up in his house in a silk robe, with a trail of rose petals that he’s had ethically dyed purple just for lewis

babygate hits f1 again as carlos is rumoured to be expecting another baby. he insists that it is not him as he is still a virgin

fernando alonso announces that he has found religion. three months later he submits planning permission to add a sculpture to the outside of oviedo’s cathedral of the holy saviour which is in turn renamed the cathedral of the holy saviour, san fernando

a williams sponsor pulls out so to make up the shortfall james vowles voices the audiobooks of several erotic novels

[theoneandonlyjazz]

2015: "Where were you when Zayn left One Direction"

2024: "Where were you when Hamilton left Mercedes"

[f1-stuff]

I’m sorry but the FIA giving that Action of the Year Award to Alonso for overtaking Checo in Brazil, only for him to accept it virtually and say in his speech that he shares the award with Checo bc any on-track battle takes two, and the camera cutting to Checo in the audience was just… 🙃😅😭

[prettyboystunnin]

BLACK RACE SUIT CHARLES ENTERING A NEW SLUT ERA

[j-ustkeepdriving]

People calling todays race boring. Checo did NOT drive into Lewis within three seconds of the race starting, pit to get a new front wing, drive into KMag, pit AGAIN to get a second front wing, retire, get put back in the car, sit there in the garage for fifteen minutes waiting to be released, make a surprise guest appearance on lap 42 to do one (1) lap, come back into the pits to serve a five second penalty, and then retire AGAIN for the race to be called boring. Have some RESPECT