Resident Genius

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[criminalmindssource]

Jennifer, truth or dare? Did you mean it?

[prettybxxy]

{ ♠ } - I’m currently limited to a phone for meme and thread replies right now - but I will be cranking some out today. Forgive me if there are typos or any issues tho!!

[persephonememes]

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ What happened? ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜

❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜

❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜

❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜

❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜

❛ This isn’t you. ❜

❛ Stop it. ❜

❛ You should be resting. ❜

❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜

❛ How can you act like that? ❜

❛ Then why are you still here? ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜

❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜

❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜

❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜

❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜

❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜

❛ Everything okay? ❜

❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜

❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜

❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜

❛ Why do you run from me? ❜

❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜

❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜

❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜

❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜

❛ Don’t let fear keep you quiet. You have a voice so use it. ❜

[wickedlymeme]

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

[dailymgg]

[ssahotchner]

“I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius.”

[naturesloopholed-a]

discord rping with me is like regular rping with me. I am slow as a turle but if you are interested in discord rping, let me know! Liking this is one way of letting me know

[prettybxxy]

{ ♠ } - Oof. I did that thing again where I completely vanish because my anxiety and life becomes too much.

[criminalmindssource]

“mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most   b   r   o   k   e   n   of us all?”

[berthelps]

rp tips and tricks

1) xkit. if you don’t have this i honestly don’t know how you’re surviving on tumblr. there’s so many add-ons that they have that make everything about rping so so so much easier. you can find them under new xkit. don’t forget, the old xkit is no longer working so make sure you use the new one!

2) threadtracker. if you’re like me, once you draft something to reply about it, you forget it’s even there. so threadtracker is a lifesaver honestly. and  now they even had a quickadd browser extension that makes everything even easier. you just pull up your thread, click the little button on your browser and it pulls it right up for you to type in your name of choice and voila all done. you can even stick on starters that you owe, or even replies that you need to do for starters made for you. easy peasy!

3) sessionbox. this is mostly for people with multiple blogs. this little fancy extension allows you to be logged into multiple blogs all in one window. so no more having 500 chrome profiles to be on all your blogs at once. this lets you have them in one window with multiple tabs to make things so much easier. you can name them, give them different colors, and all that good stuff to separate them. it’s honestly a definitely lifesaver too.

4) the email trick. so a lot of people probably know this one. but it’s a quick little trick for making new blogs. instead of having to worry about making a million different email addresses and remembering them all for every single blog you have, you can do a nice little shortcut. all you have to do is take whatever email address you want and add +whatever to it. so, example: [email protected] being your base email and say you’re making a blog for a character named fred, you would make it [email protected] or something along those lines. then you can definitely keep up with the email. and yes, it does still work with the yahoo junk too.

5) stylish. this is a nifty little ad-on that is somewhat similar to xkit, in that you can change the way your dash looks. i have a few things added to it to make my eyestrain less than it normally is with brighter colors tumblr has set up on here. they have a ton of things for tumblr too that you can do to change it. just do a tumblr search and see what they have that you can use.

6) rph blogs and musings blogs. honestly there’s a ton of them. dear-indies is one of my go to blogs for a lot of things. you can find icons, manips, tutorials, and masterlists all over their blog. (masterlists are a great way to get started in a new fandom as well, fyi.) doing a few searches on here will bring up plenty of them if you just take a few moments to look. there’s a ton of resources out there for rpers.

7) f.lux. if you have any eye problems like me then sometimes screens are way too bright no matter how low you have the brightness set. so f.lux is this nifty little thing that dims your screen and gives it a bit of a yellow tint based on the time. it helps make whites not so bright and glaring in your face, especially at night. you can set it up however you want it, to lessen the tint or make it darker. if you’re prone to migraines from screen brightness this thing is amazing. and you can always just switch it off when you’re working on something color sensitive like icons or things like that!

8) mycopper. if you make your own icons and such, but don’t have the time or means to cap your own episodes, this thing is pretty great (i’m actually using it right now). it downloads entire photo galleries in a few minutes. all you do is download it (safe download), go to the gallery you want to download (make sure you’re actually inside the gallery and not in the gallery list), copy and paste the link into my copper (usually has the word thumbnail inside it), choose where you want to save it, and download! it’s really great and definitely easier than going through and saving one by one (which i used to do).

everything above has a link to something that’s either a download or the website for more information except the email trick. that’s all i can think of right now. i’ve been around for awhile and definitely have my dash and rp blogs set up in ways that are easy to navigate and work with thanks to all these awesome resources. ♥

[prettybxxy]

{ ♠ } - Oop, I totally suck. I said I was gonna do replies, but I’ve been without a computer for the past 5 days - sorry I suck.

[sagamemes]

angst & post-angst sentences.   feel free to change diction, pronouns, and the like around to make the sentences more suitable. these sentences are kept vague to imply but avoid mentioning specific triggers besides death—feel free to mention specifics in your ask.

“ don’t touch him! ”

“ please, don’t hurt _____! ”

“ i had nothing to do with that. ”

“ is this my fault? ”

“ you lied to me. ”

“ [name]? —oh, i’m hallucinating. ”

“ she’ll never hurt you again. ”

“ did you kill him? ”

“ you have to stop this. ”

“ it’s been weeks. is it not getting easier? ”

“ i just need to know that something’s real. ”

“ you can resist it. you have to. ”

“ i’m sorry, i thought i saw—… ”

“ every day you’re becoming more like her. ”

“ if i go, he’ll leave you alone. ”

“ you can’t tell ____ that i’m doing this. ”

“ we’re gonna see each other again, right? right? ”

“ she’s not you. ”

“ i can’t hurt him. ”

“ i don’t feel like the same person i was before it happened. ”

“ she’ll go through you to get to me. ”

“ it’s nothing personal. ”

“ you can’t expect me to believe nothing happened, not when you flinch everytime something touches you. ”

“ i thought you knew. ”

“ please, don’t trust me. ”

“ he was just a kid. ”

“ i need you more than you need me. ”

“ if you really wanted to help, you would leave. ”

“ i needed to make it stop. ”

“ do anything she says, don’t give her a reason to hurt you. ”

“ you really don’t remember. _____, you tried to kill me. ”

“ have you ever seen the life leave someone’s eyes? ”

“ i know you can’t talk about it, but i’m going to stay with you regardless. ”

“ hey, everything okay? [name]? [name]! ”

“ you died. ”

“ i deserved worse. ”

“ you never came. ”

“ you would’ve let me die. ”

“ beg. ”

“ the problem is you keep thinking i’m a good person. ”

“ it’s not about me, anymore. ”

“ please tell me he’s lying to me. ”

“ you’re not actually considering this. ”

“ look me in the eyes and say that again. ”

“ you have no right. ”

“ i don’t believe you. ”

“ i love you. i’m sorry. ”

[prettybxxy]

{ ♠ } - I’m an awfully slow person when it comes to replies now a days, if you’ve sent in a starter, or a meme and I haven’t gotten to it yet - I apologize. I’m a bit rusty, but I’m getting to everything today.

[poetic]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MESSAGE

[dripping-adorableness]

Whoo shit

[modernday-siren]

ooo bitch!

[vaememes]

*   THE   MAZE   RUNNER    FILM    TRILOGY     PROMPTS   .

THE   MAZE    RUNNER   :

❛ He didn’t just see it. He killed it. ❜

❛ Great, we’re all bloody inspired. ❜

❛ Hell of a first day, [NAME]. Here. Put some hair on your chest. ❜

❛ Oh my God! What is that? ❜

❛ Trust me, the maze is a dangerous place. ❜

❛ He saved your life today. ❜

❛ We’re trapped here, aren’t we? ❜

❛ For the moment, but… you see those guys, there, by the fire? ❜

❛ How long have they been looking? ❜

❛ Its a lot easier said than done. ❜

❛ Listen. Hear that? It’s the maze, changing. It changes every night. ❜

❛ How is that even possible? ❜

❛ You can ask the people who put us in here, if you ever meet the bastards. ❜

❛ They are the strongest and the fastest of us all. ❜

❛ Of course, no one’s ever seen one and lived to tell about it. ❜

❛ It’s a girl. I think she’s dead. ❜

❛ Be careful, don’t die. ❜

❛ Well, what do you suggest we do? ❜

❛ Things are changing. There’s no denying that. ❜

❛ You were there with him. What do you think? ❜

❛ Look, if you want to throw the newbie a parade, that’s fine. ❜

❛ I am sure by now you all must be very confused… angry, frightened. ❜

❛ The people who put you here, I worked with them.  ❜

❛ Why would they send us up if we were with them? ❜

THE   SCORCH    TRAILS   :

❛ I’m slowly going crazy.  ❜

❛ I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people. ❜

❛ You’re not… her. You could never be her. ❜

❛ You think I have a bloody clue? ❜

❛ Bunch of crazies want to eat us for breakfast, by the looks of it. ❜

❛ We need to find another room, have a Gathering. ❜

❛ All this noise is driving nails through my buggin’ skull. ❜

❛ Wait here. ❜

❛ Don’t let me turn into one of those things. ❜

❛ Whose side are you on? ❜

❛ Maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I gotta find out for sure. ❜

❛ You kids wouldn’t last one day out in the Scorch. ❜

❛ Hope is a dangerous thing. ❜

❛ Hope has killed more of my friends than the Flare and Scorch combined. ❜

❛ I’m not asking anyone to come with me. ❜

❛ This, what you’re talking about, is impossible. ❜

❛ They’ll never stop. They’ll never stop, so, I’m gonna stop them. ❜

❛ Well, that’s a good speech, kid. So what’s your plan? ❜

❛ I have to admit… I’d like some revenge. ❜

❛ Remember… I love you. I love you, [NAME]. ❜

❛ I don’t think anybody every really leaves this place. ❜

❛ You ever get the feeling the whole world is against you? ❜

❛ Where did you come from? Where’re you going? How can I profit? ❜

❛ They won’t feel a thing. ❜

THE    DEATH    CURE   :

❛ But even if it’s not my first, it’s likely to be my last. ❜

❛ I want you to know that I’m not scared. ❜

❛ It’s losing myself to this virus, that’s what scares me. ❜

❛ If I could do it all over again, I would. And I wouldn’t change a thing. ❜

❛ There’s no guarantee we’ll make it back from this. ❜

❛ But we started it together, we might as well end it that way too.  ❜

❛ Don’t look at him. Why are you looking at him? Look at me. ❜

❛ Well… Nobody’s perfect.. ❜

❛ How many kids do they have to roud up, torture, kill? ❜

❛ When the hell does it stop? ❜

❛ There is no goddamn cure! ❜

❛ You can’t save everyone, [NAME]. ❜

❛ If we find a cure that’s the only way all of this was worth it. ❜

❛ Do you regret it? What you did to us? ❜

❛ I knew I would follow you anywhere. And I have. ❜

❛ I know you’ll find a way to do what’s right. You always have. ❜

❛ Take care of everyone for me. And take care of yourself. ❜

❛ You deserve to be happy. ❜

❛ Why are you helping us? I put a spear through your chest. ❜

❛ It stops when we find a cure. ❜

❛ Am I missing something here? ❜

❛ I did what I thought was right. ❜

❛ You can save your friends, or you can save us all. ❜

❛ My hope for you: when you’re looking back years from now, you’ll be able to say the same. ❜

[prettybxxy]

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RANDOM KISSES | | 10. an assertive kiss. | | @thingsmissed

     He couldn’t believe this. It was surreal, plundering, complete and utter madness - absolute fuckery. A purposeful tease. She knew what she was doing, she knew what she was doing to him - even if her lips played the tantalizing game of feigned innocence, her eyes made sure that with every move that her silky hips made - he was watching. The way her body moved in inaugurated patterns, swaying from side to side, hands trailing sensually across the slender build of a goddess like frame as the blonde haired beauty ground against a man. A man that wasn’t him. 

    It made Spencer’s blood boil. His face twisting and turning into a noticeable shade of red - in fact, he were sure that if it weren’t for the dimly lit aura of the night club she would’ve seen. Everyone would have. He was pissed. Not so much at her, but the man that she had the audacity to move against in rhythm with the funky upbeat sex song. Jennifer. His Jennifer, was here - or more like there in front of him just out of reach grinding up against some un-earnest horny drunkard. 

    If he hadn’t been so pissed, he might’ve laughed at how blissed out the dude looked - reckoning all the thoughts of getting laid made a display of pure euphoria upon his face. How foolish of him to think that he were going to get away with such an act of treason. There was no way in hell that he would allow it, absolutely not. Never in a million years. He didn’t care how complicated things were - he didn’t care if they weren’t really in a relationship, let alone wearing labels around their necks. Jennifer was still his, whether she thought so or not.    

    Gruff hands twitched wildly, fingers tightening their grasp around the neck of the bottle. He didn’t drink often, tonight was an exception. Yet, the more that his coffee orbs examined the crime unfolding before him - the more unsettled he grew with  the alcohol. Downing small swigs within a time rather than gulping in lengthy intervals now. Spencer stayed back though, a quiet buzz filling his ears making the doctor question briefly if that truly were from the alcohol or the anger and jealousy pressing through thread thin veins. 

   She stumbled, her movements somehow still graceful even with the slight hint of alcohol in her system baffled him. Though, it wasn’t her movement that he was focused on now - but more or so the ebony haired maw of a brute wading her through the crowds, filthy hands swerving up and down her sides as he stumbled back slightly. He couldn’t do this anymore. A rough clank collided glass with the remaining board of the booth, Spencer’s hands shoving himself upwards in a rough standing position; clothes wrinkling in the process as lanky legs guided the doctor across the dance floor. Slender frame weaving through the crowd with ease as trained eyes stared down the blonde. 

    The slight stubble upon his chin frazzled slightly, a watchful eye catching the sly smirk casted his way as he stumbled forth. Frame towering over the petite agent. Slender fingers wrapped carefully around the exposed forearm of flesh, pulling the woman a bit roughly from the horny bastards grip - teeth gritting within the process. “We’re leaving.”  it came out forced, and strangled the air pressing through his clenched teeth as his eyes met ocean blue ones. “Now” Spencer silenced her protest before they would escape - humored by how the buzz of the horny drunks protest reached his ears. He didn’t care. It was his turn now to exchange a sly smirk, gaze flickering upwards to the civilian fo a brief second before his hand snaked carefully up Jennifers petite frame. Fingers carefully perching themselves on the outline of her jaw, touch so soft, yet demanding as he turned her to face him. Spencer pressed forwards, not caring if the entire club would be watching - not caring if the drunkards feelings would get hurt. Someone else could jack him off, someone else could let their pants drop for him. Not Jennifer though. 

   Spencer’s lips crashed sloppily onto his colleagues, pressing heavily against the feel of her. Free hand falling to wrap firmly around her waist - pulling the woman’s slender frame taught against his own as he pressed firmly into her. Making it clear who was in charge. Coffee tresses stuck firmly to his forehand, a small trail of saliva stringing from his lips as he pulled back - exasperated and breathless. Watching as the man slunk away mumbling curses in his wake, leaving the two to their demise as the profiler pulled roughly upon the goddess once more - urging her frame out of the night club and into the darkness of the streets.

[crevans]

CRIMINAL MINDS STARTERS PT. 2 ( part one )

❝ you think you know what’s going on , but you don’t. ❞ ❝ this is my “i don’t care” face. ❞ ❝ i don’t know how to be anyone else. ❞ ❝ we save one life , we save the world. ❞ ❝ i only read five books last week. ❞ ❝ what’s rare , is finding someone who makes us happy. ❞ ❝ how often do i tell you i love you? ❞ ❝ don’t make me smack you in front of all these people. ❞ ❝ oh , you work out? that’s cool , i don’t. ❞ ❝ you don’t understand me , i do not like change. ❞ ❝ scars remind us where we’ve been , they don’t dictate where we’re going. ❞ ❝ courage is like grace under pressure. ❞ ❝ you will never be numb to it all , because you’re a good person. ❞ ❝ no matter how awful you think it is , i promise you , you’re not alone. ❞ ❝ i can always tell when you’re bothered. ❞ ❝ don’t tell me what i want or don’t want. ❞ ❝ ever talked to someone who wants to continually show you they’re smarter than you?  ❞ ❝ life is hell of a thing to happen to a person. ❞ ❝ losing someone is never easy. ❞ ❝ there’s no winning , there’s just living & moving forward. ❞ ❝ sometimes you do everything exactly right , but still feel like you failed. ❞ ❝ it still never ceases to amaze me how dark obsessions can get. ❞ ❝ you’re not enjoying this , are you? ❞ ❝ is it really that hard for you to be normal just one time? ❞ ❝ i’m allergic to bureaucracy. ❞ ❝ my dry cleaning is more important than you. ❞ ❝ oh , this is really gonna suck. ❞ ❝ get out of here , are you serious? ❞ ❝ there’s people you can’t live without , but have to let go. ❞ ❝ something like this makes you question everything you once thought you knew. ❞ ❝ what? you don’t twerk? ❞ ❝ i have three guns , by the way. ❞ ❝ i really have a lot of work to do. ❞