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if you looked like ryan reynolds crossbred with a shar-pei, you'd get it. wilson, wade. dob: 06-25-75. sex: yes. likes: ufos, unicorns, wham!, mexican food, tequila, ikea furniture and violence. {indie deadpool rp. nsfw and probably disturbingly hilarious. or hilariously disturbing. Readie the Rulesies.)

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things that make me laugh into space: my and @recruitedbyhydra have so many of the same muses it’s not even cute tbh

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(( UPDATE: 1. i’m starting a bakery so thats taking up my time 2. my wife got surgery on her knee and is out of commision so i am responsible for a lot 3. our husband is being sent to the virgin islands for a month to do disaster relief 4. we are still fucking with my meds to control my hallucinations and paranoia and thats a hard going 5. My goddaughter was diagnosed with Periventricular Leukomalacia and we are dealing with the complications from that 6. my mom was diagnosed with lupus so thats what goin on wit us also @recruitedbyhydra and @imgonnashoottothrill me and tony mun love u and hope u are doing okies

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haha so

i’m planning on coming back in the near future -insert litany of reasons for my absence here- -insert vaguely self pitying complaint about my mental health here- -insert promise that i probably won’t keep to interact with more people besides my mains- -insert no longer vague an over-share-y actual reason for my absence-

ok this post is done stay frosty my doods

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things i learned tonight: apparently wade had never eaten raw celery before in his natural born life and he’s so unsure of how he feels about it now that he has tried it

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i’d do stuff but i’m busy pretending i’m not having an internal meltdown today between stuff and being v sick still so idk man just a heads up not dead just shitty at having an rp blog and talking and doing just about anything basically lmao

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i went to comicon with @big-d-little-i-big-n-little-ozzo and my favorite things were when she legit insulted Prince Humperdink completely on accident and he was so irritated, DJ Qualls casually launching into the cutest story about how he and Jared and Jensen just got dinner a little bit ago and talked about him coming back to Supernatural, and having Lou Diamond Phillips like my garbage art (which was honestly so amazing). Runners up were: Getting a hug from Scott Wilson (Hershel from Walking Dead), standing within 30 feet of Michael Roker and Jon Berenthal, walking past Linda Blair and almost snapping my neck and seeing her grin at me when I went “holy fuck was that Linda Blair?!?!?!”, getting complimented on my Meg necklace that I made, and listening to the cutest little girl tell us about her Buffy OC and her fanfic and her favorite supernatural ships (it was legitimately the cutest thing I have experienced at a convention thus far).

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after careful consideration that no one asked me to undertake i have decided that if wade were a shifter or an animal he would be a sun bear bc have u ever seen pictures of sun bears

i rest my case

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h…

HEWWO????

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📐

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it? 

Wade is good at money math and drug math tbh lmao that’s it. He absolutely despises math because it is too rigid and unforgiving of a subject.

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✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

@aldrnaari asked this same question so Imma do it all in one

Wade’s handwriting is sloppy, childish, and looks like he never learned past rudimentary handwriting. His signature is either 3rd grader cursive or a bunch of squiggles with three huge ass w’s.

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so i am aware that i owe replies and i’m aware that people have been waiting patiently (thank you so much you beautiful creatures) but I was supposed to get medication today (finally after a month and a half without) and i was told that haha son not today next wednesday probably which skullfucked my hope in actually functioning as a real person plus idk i have fibromyalgia (which pls don’t tell me isnt real or give me reccomendations of how to treat if you don’t have it imight literally shoot myself) and i am having a small flare up (because i have managed to stay out of bed and only broke down in tears twice today go me so it is only a very small) and not that it anyones business but pain causes me some serious problems mentally and i am all over the place right now lmao

so mostly what i’m gonna be doing is drabbles, headcanons, metas and memes if I do anything at all because I’m gonna be real the idea of writing with anyone where i cant control everything is not something I am mentally capable of processing bc nOTHING IS IN MY CONTROL RIGHT NOW AND I AM VERY???? DISTRESSED ABOUT IT???? low key though haha bc I try to always remain chill on the outside anyways i just wanted to cry like a potterhead when hedwig died so i’m done now stay frosty my doods

[rosy-rpmemes]

Random headcanon meme!

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep? 

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?

♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?

☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?

⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?

☃  : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one? 

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?

🏨  : How well does your muse sleep?

❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?

☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?

❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?

ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?

✝ : Is your muse religious?

[wadewilson-parker]

[thecastingcircle]

Blade led the way for the success of all the following Marvel movies.  No Spiderman or X-Men or Disney buying Marvel without Blade.  No Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Panther, or Avengers without Blade.

[sleepynegress]

^^^^ Marvel was in the toilet before Blade. Blade was a sleeper hit that summer and was the first official hit of not just Marvel films, but the comicbook superhero genre in general. Before this super-slick R-rated feature, it was B-movies with day-glo tights. NO ONE took the the genre seriously. Blade, a black superhero changed all of that.

[the-sarkai]

Seriously before Blade, we had Howard The Duck, and the horrible 80′s versions of Captain America and The Punisher, both of which were direct to video. 

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Follow @kingof-memes

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Now this is accurate!

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@big-d-little-i-big-n-little-ozzo look it’s literally us and husbando

[bigdlittleibignlittleozzo-moved]

You do tell bad puns.

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My puns are like dick van dyke’s accent in mary poppins. so criminally bad they come back round to a thing of beauty

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[polyamory-place]

Now this is accurate!

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@big-d-little-i-big-n-little-ozzo look it’s literally us and husbando