Just kidding, I'm horrible!

20 - Floridian- Sucks at math Future art teacher in the making. Favorite color is orange (duh) I'm all about that witchy- hipster-gay ass anime-meme aesthetic.

[thebootydiaries]

[silenceformysoul]

Edward Eggleston (1837-1902) - Reaching for the Moon

[the-real-slim-katy]

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

[iceandbone]

All of NASA’s still shots can pound sand, this is the real MVP of today.

[figmas]

[haydengise]

Ramen.

[cutepetclub]

[yonkou]

[sugary-coated-deactivated202003]

[macleod]

Flying a drone through fireworks

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

I really don’t think anything exists man

[ruinedchildhood]

[robotsharks-deactivated20260326]

i lo ve them okay

[ramenuzumaki]

{✘} | noho {pixiv} | Please do not remove the source!

[starmwarms]

can’t wait for… reunion…

[xbunnyclawsx]

[tkushes]

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

[chronomere]

Damn, how could I forget?

[tkushes]

Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

[roughlyhewn]

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

[girlbossblackbeard]

he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them

[cellarspider]

Okay to be fair, there are a shitton of Virgin Mary paintings that show Mickey wasn’t the only dude out there doing religious art who hadn’t a fucking clue what breasts were supposed to be.

Madonna Nursing the Christ Child, Robert Champin’s (c. 1375 – 26 April 1444)   workshop. Tiny shoulderboobs will be a theme here, as will babies who look like they want to start a fight.

Madonna With Child, Rogier van der Weyden, c.1450. Please note that we have both tiny boob and an invisible nipple.

Mary and Child, Gerard David (1490). Even the baby isn’t buying it.

Madonna Nursing the Christ Child, Legend of the Master of the Magdalen (15th-16th century)

Galaktotrophousa, Master Ioannis (1778). Yes, there’s a boob in this picture.

And my favorite, for bonus points of “why is this even a thing”:

The Miraculous Lactation of St. Bernard, Alonso Cano (1650)

This painting depicts the spiritual nourishing of St. Bernard by the milk of Our Lady, based on this legendary mystical experience: Bernard prayed before a statue of the Madonna, asking her, “Show yourself a mother” (“Monstra te esse Matrem”). The statue came to life and and squirted milk from the breast onto the Saint’s lips.

So yeah, Michelangelo couldn’t sculpt a boob to save his goddamn life, but if he was cribbing off of other artists, he can be forgiven. At least one of them might have seen a boob and still fucked up this bad.

[sassy-gay-justice]

#even today male artists don’t know how boobs work

My friend’s tag brings up a fantastic point and I’d like to expand on it:

[gudthot-deactivated20191207]

so cute

[ironicmemeing]

@official-spec

[finkspiration]

WOW THIS IS CUTE, it’s so nice to see a boy allowed to act flustered

[mitski-miyawakis]

@maxannes that boy is me @ you

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