I love newspapers. Fairy tales...

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." -Edgar Allan Poe {Independent Jim Moriarty and Richard Brook/Moriarty RP blog. Click on 'About' page for more info. Mun and Muse are 18+}

[prettygrimmfairytales]

psa;

So I really miss my Jim muse but one, idk if the fandom is still active. And two I need to remake all of my icons.

[prettygrimmfairytales]

:X

Send me a :X and my character will blurt out the first thing on their mind when they see your character.

"— really that top with those shoes?”

[wildyoungboggins]

"Yes. This top with these shoes. You seem to think that I’m trying to impress someone and I’m not. I rather love the way these shoes fit me."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"---- honey how about trying to impress yourself. Those shoes don't look as good on you as you think, and where did you even find that top? The Goodwill bin? Honestly I refuse to be see with you in.... that."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"..I'm also gay."

"— we should have a sexy party then I love those."

[skullandridingcrop]

"I— can’t say I’ve ever been to one of those…"

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"---- well it is for adults after all. Though since just the two of us would be having one I could show what they are."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"Of course darling. Now where have you been lurking?"

"---- oh just here and there, hard to stay in London when you're supposed to be dead."

[justasmalltimeactor]

Tom didn’t notice the gun, instead focusing on getting the silver pen out of his pocket. He smiled when he saw him pull out the paper and pulled out the pen before uncapping it. “Okay, and what’s your name?”

[prettygrimmfairytales]

Jim smiled sweetly at the actor and motioned to the little JM on the paper before saying, "---- James, James Moriarty but you don't have to write my whole name. Either is fine." He says and moved his finger away before turning to look around the room. Eyes soon settling back on Tom.

[captain-spanglyass-deactivated2]

"Is that so…" The supersoldier eyed the other man. "Might i be so bold as to ask for you to assist me?"

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"-- it is." Jim smiled sweetly at the large man, "-- hmm? And what could you possibly need from me?"

[ashmoriartyholmes]

"What a way to speak to your son. I never liked you either dad."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"-- oh don't take it personally, I don't like anyone."

[tigerandtheking]

"Ok fair enough, bad news is the target knew that someone was following him. Good news is I killed him."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"---- how did he know?"

[thenameisq]

'Perhaps I am tired of doing everything my brothers tell me to do and that brought me to you.” 

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"-- well, well. You certainly have my attention then, tell me what you thought would actually be accomplished by coming to see me today and I will tell you if you're right."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"Gosh, someone’s in a mood today," she says, slightly peevish but still gratingly perky, as per usual when dealing with a particularly difficult person. "And I’m most certainly not annoying."

Jim blinked again and tilted his head a bit before straightening his back. "---- if I snap my fingers I can have you shoot. If I say a certain word I could have you cut into tiny pieces." He says calmly, "-- so unless you are about to leave or say something that pleases me. Stop talking." He leaned forward in is seat staring her down.

[enchantefrankie-blog-deactivate]

"I don’t suppose you like sharing, then?"

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"---- not unless I've been persuaded correctly."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"What happened to us?"

"—— you choose my brother did you not?"

[roxxanandfriendsplace]

"— hmm right, and how exactly what do you plan we do together?"

"What we use to do minus the sex" 

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"—— well that’s boring. How about we go kill someone then?"

[daryl-my-brother]

"Only if I am on yer side. Don’ wanna cross paths if we ain’t."

[prettygrimmfairytales]

"---- is that so." Jim said amused by the man, "-- and could I be so bold to ask, what would it take to get you on my side?"

[inboxideas]

My character vanishes one day. About a year later your character spots them out in public with a baby! How does your character react?

[heplayspretend]

[meretriciousmen]

The brain and the heart.

[prettygrimmfairytales]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.