Okay so hello why did my husband come back with 500$ worth of se4uh and told me he shoplifted for the first time??? I cannot make this up. I am in a stupor.
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Okay so hello why did my husband come back with 500$ worth of se4uh and told me he shoplifted for the first time??? I cannot make this up. I am in a stupor.
Something i don't see a lot of people talking about is buying and emptying expensive skin/hair products then returning for a full refund, I do this so often at sephora and ulta. literally so easy. you can also refill them with dollar store products or water if you want to make them seem full.
PSA please don’t do this. Lyfiñg from big cömpânïèş is one thing but imagine you actually spend your hard earned 💰on something and it ends up being a $1 product. The çömpäñy is still making money if they put the item back on the shelf and you’re basically just sțẽâļiñg from real people 🤷♀️
you could also be giving someone serious allergies etc if they’re using something w/o knowing what’s in it
edit - also no shade to anyone!! just something to think about! better to 🧬 or 🏋️
Sephora and ulta are not allowed to resell used product. They dispose of it. Also you can still lift from dollar tree.
HELLO I was just mid l!Ftying trip and I walked out the mall and go to my stop (VERY high because I hit the cart while walking) and this man goes uh excuse me oh I think you have a supermarket receipt taped to your “behind” but all I hear is behind and I’m wearing tight leggings and I see him look down at my butt so in my mind I’m like oh my god ew creep (keep in mind again I was very high and focused on eating my hotdog PLUS I somehow forgot it’s mid winter and I’m wearing a huge winter coat that covers my butt ) and then I go and look down and here’s right a big ass receipt is on my butt.
AND SOMEONE JUST WALKED IN THE BATHROOM I JUST WENT BACK AT THAT SAME SUPERMARKET LITERALLY WHAT IS GOING ONNNN
HELLO I was just mid l!Ftying trip and I walked out the mall and go to my stop (VERY high because I hit the cart while walking) and this man goes uh excuse me oh I think you have a supermarket receipt taped to your “behind” but all I hear is behind and I’m wearing tight leggings and I see him look down at my butt so in my mind I’m like oh my god ew creep (keep in mind again I was very high and focused on eating my hotdog PLUS I somehow forgot it’s mid winter and I’m wearing a huge winter coat that covers my butt ) and then I go and look down and here’s right a big ass receipt is on my butt.
HELLO I was just mid l!Ftying trip and I walked out the mall and go to my stop (VERY high because I hit the cart while walking) and this man goes uh excuse me oh I think you have a supermarket receipt taped to your “behind” but all I hear is behind and I’m wearing tight leggings and I see him look down at my butt so in my mind I’m like oh my god ew creep (keep in mind again I was very high and focused on eating my hotdog PLUS I somehow forgot it’s mid winter and I’m wearing a huge winter coat that covers my butt ) and then I go and look down and here’s right a big ass receipt is on my butt.
Stop bringing your motherfucking kids at Sephora they don’t need to be bought bbl leggings and concealer THEYRE 11
I’ve lifted from many places, but one place I will NOT lift from is the Beauty supply store. I swear they’ll have your picture up for YEARS…
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more groceries whos shocked. ya girl needs her fancy butter what can i say. what does everybody think about licorice? i cant stand black licorice but im fine with twizzlers and stuff. also yay vitamins and gifts for little cousins
id like to get more but i have to walk everywhere and it lowkey sucks to lug around 2lbs of butter among other things for a couple miles 🤦 at least the weather is nice idk what im gonna do when summer comes…
Lifted at my job by stashing everything outside in the back only for it to get stolen by the homeless and to realize that the back of my store has 1000 billion cameras and caught me in 4K burying cat food cans under the damn snow.
RESEARCH THE EPSTEIN FILES. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT THE SYSTEM IS OVERRUN BY PEDOPHILES.
You guys DO know that when you work retail it’s okay to be honest, right? You don’t NEED to lie and sell someone something. I work at a pet store. A man came to me asking for turkey neck powder because his son’s dog has a mass. My coworker went and showed the powder to him. At the checkout I immediately told I can’t let him buy this because not only will it not work but ignoring the mass is very dangerous, and the vet needs to be seen, and me letting him pay for this would essentially be scamming him. He left without it and was very grateful. You are NOT a robot at work, we are still humans!
Lifting is self care 🩷🕯️
Everything is lifted/ DNAed apart from the bedding , pillows, laptop and most plushies!
I love u guys ure all so nice. This is like if Twitter was not a cesspool of racism and negativity and arguing
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I still loveeee the deer hood/hat I got but have yet to be able to wear it out just yet ToT and this havl was like a couple months ago lol
Uhmmm when is someone gonna drop a tut on how to lift a small waist …?