Nothing But Horniness.

Main acc: Nappyheadeddummy. Proshipper/Darkshipper DNI‼️

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How did Clark tame the still life of his ex wife..? She went from, well the whole Christmas tree scene to just standing docile in a corner, up until Captain Clark shows up. Interesting.

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I think I’ve figured out something. On why the still life of Clark’s wife, and Pirate Clark are so aggressive. Because those are the parts of himself he absolutely hates the most. Perhaps his hate translates to aggression in a life form? Idk how to explain it, like he hates his ex wife so badly, that her life form, formed from HIS memory, because she’s never entered the backrooms, is aggressive, and scared. As for Pirate Clark, he resembled a persona that Clark despises. He didn’t want to dress up in corny Pirate outfits and make outdated furniture commercials, for the store he didn’t even WANT. I’m so close to connecting the dots I need a little help from my professional theory folk.

Does even make sense??? Or do I sound like the meth head outside dollar general

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Is there gonna be a still life copy of Bobby and Kat? The backrooms does scan you the second you enter, no matter how long you stay in there. Hmmm

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My fuckin mouth hurts so bad😔😔😔

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I seen a TikTok about Clark not having a missing poster, because he genuinely has no one, and a fuckin comment said he was happier in the place where he was remembered, the backrooms. Like fuck yall ☹️

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Why did Pirate Clark chase Mary so far I wonder? Did a taste of Clark get him addicted to human flesh, and he needed more? Or was it something deeper?

Another theory no one asked for: Obviously Pirate Clark takes on the form of well..Clark in the Pirate costume, but I just have a feeling that he’s not just that. Not just a manifestation of the worst of Clark. Perhaps he has his own emotions? And thoughts? Idk I sound like an idiot. My brain goes a million miles a minute

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I have so many unanswered questions. That picture the man showed Mary of Pirate Clark (censored, but it was still obviously him) and Clark just chilling beside each other, which meant they were friendly to some extent. What made Pirate Clark turn on him? Was it because he brought Mary in, and Pirate Clark was angry because of that? It can’t be because he was hungry..if so he would’ve eaten one of the still life, right?? I’m so interested in this damn entity, we didn’t get enough explanation on what the fuck he is

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There’s gonna be Pirate Clark and Clark fanart later when the movies marinated for a little huh

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SPOILERS FOR THE BACKROOM MOVIE!!

So the x rays showed that Pirate Clark has completely human anatomy, including a brain, and I assume normal blood. Maybe not. Which means he’s not a normal still life. I wish so badly that they would’ve gone back into the backrooms and done X-rays on the other three still lifes, just to see if they too have human anatomy. It can’t be, because of that one with 6 eyes being made of that weird foam stuff??? I think this leaves space perfectly for a sequel movie about what Pirate Clark may be. I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of him.

MY THEORY, is that perhaps there’s two different kinds of still life? For example, Clark’s wife, and Pirate Clark are aggressive, (the Christmas tree scene she tried to attack Clark) but the other two, the one with the lamp, and the six eyed one, don’t move any, even when Clark is tearing into its stomach. I’m not sure if that was intentional or not. Maybe I’m looking too deep into it. I do think Pirate Clark is not a still life like the others though.

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This song is genuinely a masterpiece, I’ve undeniably played it like 50 times

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I just got a bubba figure everything is gonna be okay :3

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terrible prideful leader

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Oh this is beautiful as fuck

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You look in Kregg’s closet and it’s nothing but bootcut jeans and black tank tops

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I like to hornypost about a lot of characters. But son it’s the way I’d piss my pants all the way if I seen half of them irl

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Ftm Kregg who can’t impregnate or be impregnated by (most) earth women but he still has like 10 girlfriends PURELY for the love of the game he saw one earth baddie and never went back

Thragg: Kregg, we have come to this planet to repopulate our species, your ONE mission here is to have children, so why are you not with child? If I am not mistaken, you said you have many sexual partners. Kregg: Apologies sir, I have relationships with several women, but I have not been successful in courting a human man-

Thragg: Have you tried? Kregg: …Most men on this planet don’t seem interested in bouncing on my strap crazy style… do you know what a strap on is, grand regent?

Thragg: get tf out of my sight bro

Sorry I’ve been thinking about ts all day it js cracks me up

I just fell to my knees in a Walmart parking lot

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Look at my cutie patootie smookie (who’s NOT a genocidal maniac turned man whore)

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Same anon from Twitter

Found these gems

"I just know Kregg cried his little eye out at being told "no" for the first time from his daddy

Kinda sad they took out the scene from the comics where he tried to fight Thragg on it 🫩 We could've seen him get manhandled"

"The other Viltrumites prob felt like when ur 3rd wheeling a couple and they start arguing in the car

Can't go nowhere

Awkward asf"

"Everyone being all quiet on the flight back and Lucan looks over

".....ya kno me PERSONALLY grand regent I would NEVER speak to you or come at you like that--"

Now Kregg and Lucan are fighting like an episode of baddies"

It’s so…peak