Rat Princess

Hi Babes <3

[b6rntosdiee]

[choscookie]

been smiling a little too hard at pics of older men lately

[rockthepurplelife]

me laying down in bed ready to read some ”x reader” fics

[rainedravens]

me looking at my imaginary audience as i click on a fic about the same ship in a slightly different situation for the millionth time

[l0vleylizzie]

[wallsofparadis]

happy kinktober to those who celebrate

[bee2124]

Me ruining my sleep schedule by staying up every night to read fanfiction

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[adamshallperish]

all my life i thought matthew mcconaughey was just like idk some generic guy hollywood engineered in a lab for white moms to buy trashy magazines to masturbate with but then i watch true detective and now i need him carnally. he's got range is all i'm sayin.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[eunoiaeulogy]

finding that magnificent fic you read from over a million years ago js to find out the author hasn't updated since 23BC

[mossgh0st]

baby that man would make me worse and I’d let him

[lizzyiii]

Respectfully I could fix them ALL if I had the chance and love them the way they need to be loved. My only type is silver-haired broken assholes and dark-haired charismatic beauties

[myladyship]

AND THE CROWD IS...

...not here...

I have arrived too early.

[x-aefx]

Patiently refreshing the House Of Guinness tags every day, waiting for the fics

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[dearlizzies]

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”