silly lil' ghost

[maturiin]

i won’t change you for anything

[prettysweeting]

two sides of the same car

[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

[echoequinox]

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

[stargirldotcom]

-on childhood

@jupiter-suggestion / @honeytuesday / geloyconcepcion on instagram / @thundersoon / @gaycommunist / little women / @inanotherunivrse / the florida project / seven- taylor swift /boyhood

[the80s]

Poison Ivy and Lux Interior, The Cramps, 1981

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

[ashstfu]

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

[scatterghosts-deactivated202411]

This Year by The Mountain Goats // Dishes in the Sink by David Showalter

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[link-lonk]

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

[regicide1997]

Oh. Skyrim husband.

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

[castielcommunism]

watching spn on mute. I don’t need to hear what these men have to say

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a little kid i used to love going in this halloween store at the mall & they had all the scary masks on the wall behind the counter & id just stare at them & there was one that i guess was some kind of like off-brand ghostface & i called him Longchin & i was so obsessed with him. i never bought anything there but any time we went to the mall id make my mom take me in there so i could see longchin. i miss him

[moveslikekeithrichards]

me at the mall in like 2002

[caminadrummer]

Deconstructing Classic Female Silhouettes

Downfall.

Writer Ayesha Habib

Creative Direction Kelly McCormack

Photographer Samuel Engelking

Costume Designer Mara Zigler

Models: Mara Zigler & Kelly McCormack.

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[helloitsbees]

i said “have a good day” to a customer as she was leaving and she made direct eye contact with me and said “No.”

[plumstreet]

I looooove going the speed limit. the people behind me sure don't tho

[plumstreet]

im going 45 in a 45 and the guy behind me's like i hope she never sees the gates of heaven

[rottingfacade]

[boyboobs]

we have to get him out from under the water

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

taylors pr team is waterboarding him