Mister Pork Rinds

mister pork rinds "Temper's gonna get you in trouble." Independent Roleplay blog for Kai from The Vampire Diaries. Mun is 18+, NSFW and triggers will generally be tagged. Low activity roleplay blog.

[cracklebones]

[justabloodyrib]

Caroline Forbes and The “Stabbing You in My Mind Right Now” Smile

[mariaarm]

[ohmyklaus]

Best of Kai - 6 / ∞

[hnctt]

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

So. Starter call. Because yes, posting starter calls everywhere lately so I can get all my accounts back up running again.

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

Do you ship Kai with Katherine, Rebekah or Davina?

So I'm not sure how long ago this was sent, since I'm not getting notifications about messages, which sucks. But, short answer? Sure I do! It’s my full opinion that Kai likes girls who’re feisty - hence his thing about Bonnie and kinda about Elena. So understandably, any girl who has power and/or sass - two things he adores - I can get behind. That being said he is a psychopath so the whole 'shipping' thing would be a little different for him, but in essence, yeah. Plus, I adore both Kat and Bekah, and for the time I actually watched TO I loved Davina too, so that's always a bonus.

[chantdebonheurforbesarchive-blog]

"….Who are you?"

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"Oh! Of course. Wow, where are my manners. Kai. Parker. Malachai, if you wanna get a little more biblical, but -- personally I prefer Kai, it's just got that... edge. Or, alternatively, just, 'the guy who saved your mom's life'. Well, kinda. Did less damage than you did to her, anyway... that is, if you're the same Caroline Forbes I'm thinking of. Pretty, blonde, kinda judgey look on your face; it's what 'Delena' described to a T."

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"--Mm. Y'know what movie's really great? Titanic. Without a doubt -- wasn't around before I got shipped off to the land of May 9th 1994, so I only got to see it the other day and all I can say is, wow. Really, top notch. And y'know, I've never been the kinda guy to go for the whole romance genre, as a whole, but -- I think the bit at the end, y'know, the tragedy, that's -- that's what got me. Warmed this place in my heart, y'know, I really honestly feel like I can relate -- Rose just went ahead and let Jack go, let him die while she got off without even a scratch. Y'know -- kinda like I did to Luke, a couple days ago. Great movie. You seen it? You should."

[damonexuality]

Kai Parker + being a delena shipper

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"----Working. Unfortunately, I'll have to cut this conversation short, Miss Gilbert."

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

englishvampirebread

( The Vampire was about to open her mouth before closing it. Guess you could say she had a very soft spot for children. Course, that could be because she’s been around them for as long as she could remeber. She gently fiddled with her fingers before looking down. )

“S-Sorry, It wasn’t my place to say anything..”

"True."

Kai shrugged gently, whilst his gaze focused on the girl momentarily in an inquisitive manner. He couldn't say he was surprised by her reaction; quite the opposite, in fact. He'd have been a little worried if she wasn't all that phased. But it didn't stop the soft sigh from slipping from his lips, all the same. 

"But, at least you got guts. --Coincidentally, more than most of my siblings now have."

[elenaloveablekotsala]

" I think Kai can work, though Malachai seems like an interesting name, well I have decided to enjoy my days in college, to have fun and that dive was not something I regret for once, I am glad I brought some entertainment on your day, so Kai first year here? " she placed a soft smile on her lips, putting her hands on her pockets.

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"If you ask me, it's a little biblical. I'd have preferred something more traditional - like Steve, or Joe. Gunnar." Kai shrugged lazily, lips curved up to close to a smirk; although it disguised itself as more of a genuine smile. "Second. But you were close. I take it this is your first - given us second years don't have nearly as much energy as you seem to."

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"--I don't know why you're not happier to see me, Olivia. Now you and Lucas don't have to fight over who's gonna be the one to take over the coven - surely you should be pleased."

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"--Okay, now I know, that I left you-- not here. You swore you wanted to part ways peacefully - but, here you are. Maybe I need to rethink your nickname. Bonnierang. Y'know, like boomerang."

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

starter call while I'm tryna do all my replies. yoooo.

[wxckedwitch-deactivated20151013]

⊰♛⊱ — ❝You should keep it that way                  i’m trying to concentrate, Kai❞

[prettythirdwheel-blog]

"Well your concentration time doesn't work for me. Can't you make this all go just a little faster?"