hi i'm laura

[ohsobreezyjane]

[whiitejeans-deactivated20200127]

me: has a breakdown

me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

[jaystarky-deactivated20160102]

[lul-eye]

[pretxntious]

favourite character: *dies*

me: nah get up bitch ur fine

[pretxntious]

stephenie meyer: *opens microsoft word*

stephenie meyer: *hits ctrl + h*

stephenie meyer: *find: she, replace with: he*

stephenie meyer: nice *calls publisher*

[vangoghgurl-blog]

honestly i kind of need school bc it keeps my life together. i see friends everyday, get out of the house, sleep normally, and remember to eat dinner

[vipbucky-deactivated20170423]

you put it in words

[pretxntious]

guy: yeah confidence is such a turn on!

girl: *has complete and unapologetic confidence in herself*

guy: lol no need to be so stuck up bitch

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[kndall-deactivated20150220]

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad

[meanplastic]

[greelin]

it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold up a handful of dirt & one individual speck of it has more worth & purpose than i could ever even begin to hope to have but, you know! anyhow! nice weather we’re having

[pretxntious]

Says they'll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio

Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo

Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

[gorditaputa-deactivated20160607]

[delawhat-deactivated20180101]

Australian newscasting at its finest.

[victorious]

[quickweaves]