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Found a long hallway to strut down or something 🕺

#arnold rimmer #red dwarf #červený trpaslík #fanart #feeling cute

infinity welcomes careful drivers - rob grant & doug naylor

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS), the central artificial intelligence and facility overseer of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, meets Hologenerating Oracular Lucid Lisptalk YABA (HOLLY), the ubiquitous BHI (Beyond Human Intelligence) computer of the solar-class mining ship Red Dwarf owned by the Jupiter Mining Corporation

#glados #holly #portal #portal 2 #red dwarf #červený trpaslík #dave lister #animation #čumblr #feeling cute

Arnold casually trauma dumping his whole childhood (girl is stuck)

(Bonus to my previous post ♡)

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #fanart #čumblr #červený trpaslík #kamil halbich zní jako lumír olšovský #lumír olšovský zní jako kamil halbich

Smeghead got catfished

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #holly #čumblr #animation #fanart #feeling cute

"Hang on. Let me get this straight. So first you stamp a sort of paste onto the fabric... then you dye the whole thing blue... then you wash the paste off... and that's how the white bits appear?

That's brilliant! I'd never have thought of that. My solution would've been to dye it blue first and then spend the next six months painting tiny flowers back on one at a time. Which, now that I say it out loud, is obviously a terrible plan. Also they'd look terrible. Probably just blobs. White blobs with very ambitious intentions.

So it's a blueprint... but not a blueprint. That's a bit confusing, isn't it? I immediately thought, 'Right, we're designing a building.' Then I looked closer and it's tiny little flowers! This is the nicest misunderstanding I've had all day.

Wonderful human folklore. Very colourful. Very... decorative. Makes me feel underdressed, honestly. Hold on, let me just..."

#culture with wheatley #imagine chell bringing wheatley with her on a trip as a keychain on her backpack #chell's personal tamagotchi #wheatley on a trip #whimsical traveler #wheatley #portal 2

He simply couldn't resist the (undrinkable) tea

This is a very serious sign telling you to read Blue sky (again?)

#tried my best to capture him at his silliest #wheatley #wheatley portal 2 #portal 2 #blue sky #human wheatley #portal fanart #stephen merchant #digital art #animation #feeling cute

nolongerpresentmydear

Imagine if Godzilla was voiced by Stephen merchant

"Look at that castle! It's just sitting up there watching the whole town. Bit show-offy, isn't it? 'Oh yes, I've got the best view. Everyone else can just admire me from below.' Fair enough, honestly. If I looked like that, I'd show off a bit too.

And look at all those little red roofs! It's like someone built an entire town and then spent ages making sure every single bit looked nice from up here. We never did that. We mostly had concrete. Concrete, pipes... more concrete. Different sort of aesthetic.

Imagine trying to deliver the post round here, though. 'Sorry I'm late, got lost in the medieval maze again.' Every street looks like it's leading to another street that looks exactly like the last one. You'd think you'd found your way out, then nope! Another charming little square. Lovely, though."

#sightseeing with wheatley #wheatley on a trip #whimsical traveler #he would be the worst post office employee of the year #wheatley portal 2 #wheatley #portal 2 #blue sky #feeling cute

"Neo-Gothic? Right! Yes, that's... exactly what I was thinking. Didn't want to say it first, you know. Didn't want to spoil it. Very neo. Very Gothic. Lovely combination, those... What? 'Neo' actually means new? Ah! So it's... newer Gothic. Which is clever, really. Saves you having to invent an entirely different word. I'd never have thought of that.

Oh, I like that. Makes it sound like Gothic got an update. Version two. Better windows, more decorative stonework, probably fixed a few bugs. Although... judging by all the stairs, maybe not.

The arches, the towers, all the incredibly pointy... architectural... bits. Yes. Very textbook. Not that I've actually read a textbook. Just... looks textbook-y.

It's got that sort of... majestic-but-slightly-threatening look, hasn't it? Like it's saying, 'Welcome! Also, don't touch anything.' Which is fair, honestly. I probably shouldn't. I'd lean on something important, it'd make a horrible crunching noise, and then suddenly I'm the historical incident."

#art history with wheatley #wheatley on a trip #whimsical traveler #imagine him as a medieval peasant #test subjects in the background #wheatley portal 2 #portal 2 #wheatley #blue sky #feeling cute #architecture

"That's lovely, isn't it? Really lovely. Just... sat here being gorgeous for ages. Bit smug, really. Very... structurally ambitious, too. I mean, look at it! It's got towers and windows and... other château-y bits. Properly committed to the whole château thing. Bit intimidating, though. You just know if you lived there you'd spend half your life trying to remember which staircase goes where. I'd absolutely get lost. Probably end up haunting myself somehow. Not entirely sure how that works. Feels like it'd happen, though."