Hot Cheese and the Folly of Man

My name is Tristan and I draw stuff sometimes. [They/them] [He/him] [30] 🏳️‍⚧️

[fluoresensitives]

Also good morning Black people, commies, lesbians and bisexual women, fem gay men and people who don't know how to whistle

[clumsypuppy]

this has been plaguing my mind for days

[meltknuckles]

something something smoked trout

[dazy]

オレぐらいのオリガミストになると折鶴はこうなる：ぁゃιぃ(*ﾟーﾟ)NEWS 2nd

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[im-caky]

[thisisrealy2kok]

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

[vedurnan-archive]

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[miscellaneousmao]

Mischievous Nickit brownie truffles for Pokemon GO Community Day! 🦊

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[gaygarlikbredddd]

shout out to “weird” queers. Shout out to enbies, xenogenders, neopronoun users, people with complex or contradicting identities. I love you.

[brightgoat]

Piglins will flee from anything to do with soul fire or zombified piglins. Brutes do not retreat.

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[lucabyte]

latent weeb knowledge will get you places

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

[ilikeflowey]

My computer: *doesn’t start*

Me: “woah girl- hey it’s okay- you’re okay! It’s ME.”

My computer: *nuzzles me*

Me: “heh.. that’s right, you’re safe now.. I’m here.” *strokes the screen of my laptop* daddy’s right here.”

My computer: *still doesn’t fucking start*