Ask Priddy Pinkie

A brony was fused with Pinkie Pie.... this is the story of what happened after that.

[priddypinkie]

I come here to say hello to you. How fare thou?

Well.... ish. Getting over my... self, I guess.

[priddypinkie]

I heard about the whole house thing, why not just be housemates?

...it’s her house.

[priddypinkie]

Is it just me or do you get uncanny valley from everything?

No, just from things I’m intimately familiar with.

[priddypinkie]

At least you didn't get goop-trapped in Fluttershy's bathroom instead.

Oh yeah, the April Foal’s thing....

[priddypinkie]

If you lay a single hoof on Pinkie's mane I'll make sure you won't be able to move for a week.

Oh hey, here’s an old one! I think it was from Rarity, and I was planning to... do something to the local Pinkie as a prank?

[priddypinkie]

Hey guys, it’s been a while.

So...

Yes, I’m still living with the head jugglers as a live-in maid and babysitter. Before you ask, that did happen once. And for the most part things have...

...well, they’ve been kinda okay, yeah.

...I may have had a psychotic break at one point where I stole Vinyl’s head and forced her to watch Rex Duodecim Angelus. It was.... it was a really really bad point in my life, not going to lie. But I’m getting... better. Ish.

Let me just get through my backlog.

[unpopularmlpopinions]

“I’m a fan of the source material!!!!! Hahaha, no, but seriously. A lot of people have been quote unquote “leaving the fandom” because one episode or another was subpar or they felt it disagreed with their personal beliefs and ANYWAY they could get so much better in the fandom. To some extent, that is all true; every series is going to have subpar episodes, well-developed series will always have some form of conflict, and yes fanfic and art does delve deeper into the possibilities presented by the original, which is always limited by time and effort. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still like the original series as a whole. In the end, it’s flawed, but still worth it, which… pretty much can be said of humanity itself, or the vast majority of its art and literature!

I’m hesitant to say all of it, because there is some… stuff out there, but yeah.”

“So there you have it, that’s my unpopular opinion! For a given definition of unpopular. And ladies, get used to working with each other. You wouldn’t believe how you two ended up in my universe–heck, I can’t even believe it and I was there!” ~  mwpriddypinkie

“Wait, what? What happened in your universe? What?”

“Judging by his tone, I don’t even want to know.”

[priddypinkie]

You two got married. But it turned out that due to a paperwork kerfluffle, you two weren't actually legally married. So Octavia went a little insane and tried to adopt a fairly traumatized crystal filly off the street, but that kinda triggered the trauma and Octavia might have been slapped with a restraining order, so then Lightning paid bail and actually had a long chat with Octavia and I think you two are sorta dating again? All this was after Discord blended your minds with those of random furless tailless primates from another world, by the way.

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Congratulations, you two! Do you expect another six to eight weeks before Proto's developed enough to come out of that tube, or will the cybernetic enhancements alter the due date?

Oh, changelings don’t take anywhere near that long to incubate our young.

[priddypinkie]

…I’m actually curious as to how that is going to work. Do you mind if I look over the blueprint documents?

[carapacereadssomecomics]

The science tube? It’s really just a fancy incubator/overprotective security system to protect my unhatched child.

So no, you can’t review the blueprints of the device keeping Proto safe and secure.

[priddypinkie]

No not the tube. The cybernetic components that apparently naturally develop! Artifical wombs are relatively easy in comparison. No offence, of course.

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Congratulations, you two! Do you expect another six to eight weeks before Proto's developed enough to come out of that tube, or will the cybernetic enhancements alter the due date?

Oh, changelings don’t take anywhere near that long to incubate our young.

[priddypinkie]

...I’m actually curious as to how that is going to work. Do you mind if I look over the blueprint documents?

[octavia-and-vinyl-read-comics]

Octavia: Good evening, all!  Apologies for taking so long to address your concerns over strange things happening lately; it took longer than I expected to fully clean up the mess from back on April Foals.  So many feathers…

…Ahem, moving on!  Since I still have no adequate response to the communications other than befuddlement, I may as well make them public, and give you all the freedom to interpret them however you wish.  So…enjoy?

[priddypinkie]

For those of you wondering: She did not tar and feather me.

When I was eventually caught, I explained that as a semipartial human, I had heard stories of tarring and feathering leading to significant and potentially lethal side effects and I had a... minor fear of the process as a result. After some discussion, we agreed that I would wear my chicken outfit for the rest of the day. Fair is fair.

I may have failed to mention that I would wear a peacock outfit over the chicken outfit though. Meh.

[pinkiepiereadsproblemsleuth]

Be careful, Business Princess Pinkie; an alternate universe version of yourself is planning to steal your hair to cover up a gigantic bald spot, possibly after a professional cellist tars and feathers her as punishment for forging documents. Just think of how negatively this will affect your stock options!

Not to worry. My mane is insured.

[priddypinkie]

Also, I was not going to steal it. I was going to ask politely for it.

[pinkiepiereadsproblemsleuth]

Hello, yes, I am just posting here to inform you all that I am no longer going to be the Princess of Laughter. From now on, I am the princess of boring business stuff. That is all.

[priddypinkie]

Modern business is pretty hilarious, actually.

[priddypinkie]

Say what you like, I am keeping your mane. Have fun with Octy!

Fair enough, I’ll just steal Princess Pinkie’s mane. I’m sure she’ll regenerate it with alicorn magic or something.

[octavia-and-vinyl-read-comics]

Priddy is now bald. Your turn.

Octavia: Well, I’ll still have to catch up to Priddy first…who is probably heading to your library next after escaping from your GOOP trap, if their previous post is any indication…but I’m thinking of something along the lines of “rubber cement and traditional whoopee cushions” for when the time comes…

[priddypinkie]

Really, tavs? Really? Blunt instruments?

And here I thought you were a classy mare. Put a little thought into your art, make it personal.

[priddypinkie]

Your mane makes an excellent wig.

Yes it does. Remember the days where I would randomly wander into your library to check out books?

[priddypinkie]

That would be the GOOP trap you just set off by trying to hide in the bathroom. Good luck getting out of it without special solvents.

Ah, but the question is, which bathroom am I in?

No seriously, which bathroom is this? This mansion is huge. And changes its internal geography.

[priddypinkie]

April fools.

You’re only allowed to say that after you pulled the prank! Didn’t your version of me teach you anything about proper pranking?

Or is this just one of those attempts to get me paranoid about your prank which you didn’t actually pull as a prank...

I’ll think about this later, I’m still running from Octavia.