Lucifer

Obey Me! Avatar Of Pride

[pridefuldemon]

The Avatar of Pride from Obey Me has returned!

[onlyrpmemes]

Send a 😊 for a starter where our muses are cuddling.

[pridefuldemon]

Name something you really don't wanna hear at a wedding!

“We will now sing hymn number 225, “My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard,” NEVER say that at a wedding!

[pridefuldemon]

*I see a bunch of geese*‘ look at all those chickens ’

“Silly Destiny, those are geese, not chickens!”

[ladybowiestardust]

If I Get Too Evil...

@rumpykamon

What’s Lucifer gonna do, spank me?

[rumpykamon]

That wouldn’t be fair. You’d like your punishment.

[ladybowiestardust]

Mammon:Nah, he’ll give you a fridge time out! Me:Let’s test that!*being too evil*

[pridefuldemon]

Lucifer:Okay, you know what? You’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

[whatnotmemes]

———————————CHRISH VINE SENTENCE STARTERS change pronouns as needed. language and nsfw.

“I am not trying to eat no Mexican food right now.” “My favorite animal is probably a buffoon.” “I really wanna teach yoga and zen and overall centeredness but I also like to really kill and stab people on the weekends.” “Honey, you might want to wash your fishy ass cooch next time.” “I love Jesus, damn it! That’s why I go to church on Sunday.” “She like decapitated my father or whatever, and like peed on me, and I was like girl do you need to talk?” “But ____, where’s my cottage cheese?” “There’s something very intricate and very artistic about slamming your face into the concrete.” “Before I joined Kappa Fap Fap Fe Fi Homophobe Mega Psi, I didn’t know who I was.” “That is such a good idea girl! Get the fuck out of my face would be another fucking good idea for you.” “She knows damn well I ain’t trying to hang out with her crusty ass.” “You fucked up the lyrics.” “I have a really funny joke. You ready? Valentine’s day!” “Welcome to my kitchen. We have bananies and avocadies.” “This is why you don’t eat in the car!” “You don’t know what Vine is?!” “She has a huge camel toe but she’s cool so it’s cool.” “God, mom, give me my fucking space, shit! Fuck, man, fuck!” “I don’t know the answer to that question but I know the answer to this question: Am I sitting next to the ugliest person in the entire world?” “You’re really good at talking a whole bunch and not stopping.” “Honey, don’t get mad at me because you ain’t got no fucking ass and titties. You like like a sheet of paper when you wear a white shirt.” “Gather round students, so we can put all our hands in the blender.” “If I wanted to sin, I would have sex with my cat. But I’m a Christian!” “You literally look like a seal so it’s kinda hard to take you seriously.” “Bitch, turn the fuck around, sit down. Shut up.” “I literally could give two shits what anybody thinks abou- Did she comment on the post?” “I’m sixteen years old. I’m an actor. I’m a singer. I’m an artist. I’m a dreamer. And I’m a risk taker.” “She stole the fucking cauliflower and fucking ruined the fucking party. Of course I’m pissed!” “What’s bitch plus bitch? Bitch!” “Baby, won’t you come my way? Watch me whip… Chipotle.” “You look like a beluga whale but other than that, you okay! You pretty cute!”

[dovingmemes]

vine sentence starter

this meme has been done many times before, and now i want to tackle it. these vines were found on this vine compilations. some slightly nsfw.

“ calm down! we don’t want a panic at the disco! “

“ next time you fucking put your hands on me, i’ma fucking rip your face off bitch! “

“ what did he/she/they do to him/her/them? “

“ because he/she/they fucking pushed me! “

“ so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”

“ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? “

“…wow.”

“ oh my god, why can’t you just take the freaking compliment?! “

“ i saw you hanging out with [name]/her/him/them yesterday! “

“ [name], it’s not what you think! “

“ i won’t hesitate, bitch! “

“ yo man, do you want to see a picture of my cock? “

“ hell no! “

“ take care of my cock. “

“ that’s a chicken, mother fucker! “

“ i love you, bitch. i ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch. “

“ …hello? “

“ i’m a giraffe! “

“ waddup, i’m [name], i’m [age] and i never fucking learned how to read. “

“ what the fuuuuuuck! “

“ when will you learn that your actions have consequences?! “

“ go back to sleep and starve. “

“ i can’t believe you’ve done this. “

“ [name], stop! you’re gonna get in trouble! “

“ stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant! “

“ put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess! “

“ try me, bitch. “

“ who am i? lets go to the beach, beach! …nimki menjaj. “

“ [name], watch the light, dude. “

“ you ready to fucking die? “

“ i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! “

“ my dick fell off! “

“ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. “

“ that was legitness! “

“ [name]! is that a weed?! “

“ wait a minute… who ARE you? “

“ oh damn! “

“ yoooo! yooooo, holy shit, he dead! “

“ how do you know what’s good for me? “

“ that’s my OPINION! “

“ fuck you. “

“ i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. “

“ the prophecy is true. “

“ i smell like beef. “

“ i’m an adult virgin. “

“ has anybody ever told you, you look like beyonce? “

“ well, when life gives you lemons! “

“ uh, i’m not finished. “

“ oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do? “

“ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. “

“ no off topic questions. “

“ permission denied! “

“ what the fuck, [name]! “

[nekosetta-blog]

Vine ( Sentence Starters )

Everyone can reblog !

“get my bag”

“it looks so heavy”

“no offense, but your son is a fucking idiot”

“It says U, learn to fucking read. Dumbass”

“use megapunch!" 

"do knot put earphones in your pocket”

“I burnt my entire house to the ground" 

"she only had one plan for this new year, world domination”

“We should fuck, eh?”

“wait… how they, how they get their feet up there?”

“do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior?”

“do you have a second for titties and not jesus?”

“what is the second to last letter in the alphabet?”

“you cheated on me ? how could you do this to me?” 

“___ come on, you have to go potty!”

“this party is not for me”

“your dog is super cute!

“FIRE! there’s a–”

“I saw a spider”

“I’m hiding in your house, come find me”

“____ is that a police? I’m calling the weed”

“420, what you smoking?”

“you promise you won’t drop me?”

“she can ride on my big green dick”

“___ put the hot dogs in the oven and take ____ on a walk”

“I don’t want to be cool anymore, well I guess I don’t have a choice”

“Give me all your money or I swear to god I will play my mix tape”

“Oh my golly, No he did not”

“I’m gonna see a fruit loops bird”

“this dude spits straight bars”

“You scared the pickles out of me”

“Have you heard that Jesus has been arisen”

“I have been calling my cousin for hours”

“Hey ____, do you love me”

"The dinner is ready”

“What happen to the milk?" 

"It went bad”

“Hey girl”

“Yeah girl, work it!”

“What are you doing !?”

“If you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, you won’t have time for me man”

“What do you mean !?”

“When we go into this restaurant, you are 12" 

"Mom, I am 18”

“would you like a kids menu?”

"Why is your cat at school today?" 

"I heard my daddy say to my momma that he’s gonna eat that pussy when the kids leave”

“This song is called what I want for Christmas… MONEY.”

“my girlfriend cheated on me" 

"how does that make you feel" 

"why are you trying to leave so early?" 

"I called the Uber guys" 

"why the fuck you lying?”

“How old is your baby" 

"It’s 12 months old" 

"can we please go back to the car?" 

"stop being a bitch man”

“fuck you”

“I drank it”

“does this dress make me look fat?" 

"you look fine" 

"you need to finish your vegetables " 

[rogueparis]

Vine Sentence Starters

*inspired by me watching my favorite vines at 2am*

these have definitely been done before but fight me.

“Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0 grams of trans fat and oh my god cholesterol.”

“Oh my god, I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my life.”

“On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.”

“My poop is coming!”

“Put. Gerard. Back.”

“Aaaaahhhiiiiiii wanna swing from the chandelieeeeer.”

“When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!”

“Suck my wiggly dick!”

“That’s what good pussy sounds like.”

“Oh my gooood. Girl, come see this. They got a Ramen noodle exhibit. You know that’s your favorite. Be careful children. that’s a lot of sodium.”

“Hey, guys, it’s thirsty Thursday. You wanna turn the fuck up?”

“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”

“Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking dick. Suck a diiiiiick. Suck a huge or small dick.”

“You better stop! BITCH STOP!!”

“I love you, bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.”

“THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!”

“Bitch, I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch, I tell you that!”

“So no head?”

“Ah, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

“AHHH! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!”

“All theses ghosts, ALL THESE GHOSTS and I still can’t find a boo.”

“Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay.”

“Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.”

“Fuck ya chicken strips! Fuck ya chicken strips!”

“My dick fell off!”

“Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side!”

“You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.”

“If I had a penny for every time I wasn’t cool, I’d have no pennies.”

“I’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! I’m washing me and my clothes.”

“My dad has diabetes.”

“Is that a chicken?”

[rp-meme-slut]

Random Vine Quotes Sentence Starters!

“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!”

“On my way to fuck yo bitch.”

“Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted, and now my sock is wet, who the fuck wanna die?”

“Your butt looks really flat in those jeans.”

“I just stole a kiss….and I stole your wallet.”

“yeah, can I get some pussy?”

“No _____…..Fucking weirdo.”

“Who drew a penis on the board?”

“Dicks out for Harambe.”

“My dog took a shit in the shower, like who fucking does that?”

“Sorry, I’m late for a colonoscopy.”

 “Hey do you vape?….”

“You don’t have to be a dick about it….”

“Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.”

“I just shit myself.”

“I’M A GIRAFFE!!”

“You’re not my dad!”

“Who put this dick on my thing?”

“There’s a fucking rabbit, running in circles in front of my car.”

“I AM AN INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN!”

“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”

[phantomemes]

rp sentence starters taken from vines 

“ i thought you were bae.  turns out you’re just fam ” “ i coulda dropped my croissant ” “ i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass ” “ this bitch empty ” “ you’re not my dad ” “ you always want to hear something ” “ ugly ass fucking noodle head ” “ dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick ” “ it’s wednesday my dudes ” “ your mom’s a hoe ” “ i do love working here ” “ i’m not going to your fucking baby shower ” “ has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce? ” “ i love you bitch ” “ i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch ” “ what are those? ” “ you’ll be a dead son of a bitch i’ll tell you that ” “ i can’t believe you’ve done this ” “ look at all those chickens ” “ hi welcome to chili’s ” “ i never fucking learned how to read ” “ try me bitch ” “ i wanna be a cowboy ” “ why don’t i have a car seat? ” “ you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ” “ hoe don’t do it ” “ a potato flew around my room before you came ” “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences ” “ i’m 11 so shut the fuck up ” “ i have a basketball game tomorrow ” “ this bitch called me ugly ” “ i like pickles ” “ it’s fricken bats ” “ i love halloween ” “ excuse my pottymouth ” “ shut the fuck up ” “ i’m washing me and my clothes bitch ” “ that was legitness ”

[littlelovelymemes]

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

[hdmimemes]

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

[monokumamemes]

Vines Sentence Starters

❝ You better stop. Stop! BITCH STAAAAAHP! ❞

❝ Hey ____, run in here and get y’all juice. ❞

❝ What the FUCK is up ___, no, what’d you say? What the FUCK, dude. Step the FUCK up, ___. ❞

❝ A-ha. That is not correct… because according to the encyclopaedia of [incoherent noises]. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?! ❞

❝ Two bros chillin’ in the hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay. ❞

❝ They ask you how you are and you just have to say you’re fine, and you’re not really fine. ❞

❝ Whaddup, I’m ___, I’m 19, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read. ❞

❝ Can I have a bite? [shoves entire roll into mouth] ❞

❝ There’s a spider, right there! THERE! RIGHT THERE- nah I’m joking- WHAT’S THAT ON THE CHAIR!? ❞

❝ I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze? ❞

❝ PONIES! I LOVE PONIES!! ❞

❝ I killed a bear with me bare hands today.  ❞

❝ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS! ❞

❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.. ❞

❝ Mother-trucker dude. That hurt like a butt-cheek on a stick. ❞

❝ –Q, R, S, Cookie Monster. ❞

❝ You know what? I’m about to say it; I don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞

❝ Your body is a triangle. Right? ❞

❝ Peel the avocado. Guac-amole, guac-guac-amole~🎶 ❞

❝ Ayy. Lmao. Ayy. Lmao. ❞

❝ I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y’ALL. Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME. ❞

❝ I’M ABOUT TO MCFREAKIN’ LOSE IT! ❞

❝ How do you keep your pants up when you’re performing? It’s incredible! ❞

❝ I wanna be a cowboy, baby. I wanna be a cowboy. ❞

[rp-meme-slut]

Random Vine Quotes Sentence Starters!

“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!”

“On my way to fuck yo bitch.”

“Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted, and now my sock is wet, who the fuck wanna die?”

“Your butt looks really flat in those jeans.”

“I just stole a kiss….and I stole your wallet.”

“yeah, can I get some pussy?”

“No _____…..Fucking weirdo.”

“Who drew a penis on the board?”

“Dicks out for Harambe.”

“My dog took a shit in the shower, like who fucking does that?”

“Sorry, I’m late for a colonoscopy.”

 “Hey do you vape?….”

“You don’t have to be a dick about it….”

“Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.”

“I just shit myself.”

“I’M A GIRAFFE!!”

“You’re not my dad!”

“Who put this dick on my thing?”

“There’s a fucking rabbit, running in circles in front of my car.”

“I AM AN INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN!”

“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”

[hdmimemes]

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

[ladybowiestardust]

Argument’s Over

I’m off to watch TrendCrave on Youtube.

[pridefuldemon]

Have fun, I hear they’re your favorite list Youtuber.