dontgetmadgetrevenge:
[Rolls his eyes] Yeah, whatever. Why do you only pop around when I’m pissed off about something? Granted, I’m still pissed from somethin’ that happened like, last month, but still.
About to say...Heh it’s my talent! Haven’t you figured that out by now? I pop up when you least suspect it with a variety of ways to get your attention. Today’s was a bit calmer then usual. [Very chill over here, definitely not thinking of the booty forever hidden away. The world weeps.] Plus it’s fun to piss you off, when we have our best moments. All the animal puns and blood splatter to be had.










