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dontgetmadgetrevenge:

[Rolls his eyes] Yeah, whatever. Why do you only pop around when I’m pissed off about something? Granted, I’m still pissed from somethin’ that happened like, last month, but still.

About to say...Heh it’s my talent! Haven’t you figured that out by now? I pop up when you least suspect it with a variety of ways to get your attention. Today’s was a bit calmer then usual. [Very chill over here, definitely not thinking of the booty forever hidden away. The world weeps.] Plus it’s fun to piss you off, when we have our best moments. All the animal puns and blood splatter to be had. 

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dontgetmadgetrevenge:

[He narrows his eyes] The worst part is, I know you well enough ta know all the “shit” you could’ve said just then.

[Gasp!] I’m so flattered! Next you’re going to be telling me all my favorite perch spots. [He starts to grin mischievously.] Oh I do declare, you’ve gone and given me vapors. 

[Fans himself all dramatically.] 

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*is digging through his fridge for cookies* *is sorely disappointed * :T

I stopped keeping tings in there when my ‘brothers’ would raid it. *Does he spy with his little eye the cute bunny girl pyon? Pretty sure he does.* 

I keep the good stuff in the bottom cupboard in the big pot. :)c

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pyonpyonusagi-chan:

*pokes head out of jar, cookie hanging out of her mouth* Now I know I heard something… Oh! Another cookie! *noms* Okay Mr. Ninja, where are you? *opens another cabinet door*

*He’s just chilling by the door way.* Mr. Ninja? Pft I ain’t no ninja, I’m over here.  *Knocks on the wall to get her attention.*

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meekandhumble:

[She crosses her arms over her chest]

I take it you’ve spoken with Charity lately then?

[Looking skyward he too crosses his arms over his chest.] 

I might have. What’s it matter if I did or not? 

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*is digging through his fridge for cookies* *is sorely disappointed * :T

I stopped keeping tings in there when my ‘brothers’ would raid it. *Does he spy with his little eye the cute bunny girl pyon? Pretty sure he does.* 

I keep the good stuff in the bottom cupboard in the big pot. :)c

[pyonpyonusagi-chan]

*Both ears twitch upwards at this hint* *tippy toes to cabinet, sniffing* *wait* *who said that* AH! GHOSTS!

[pridefullyawesome]

*Cracks up.*  Ha! If i’m a ghost then Wrath’s a monkeys uncle!  *He slaps his knee and keeps laughing.* I’m no ghost. 

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meekandhumble:

[She frowns]

I’m not surprised that you did, but that doesn’t make me any less disappointed.

Not even if I said I stole it to drop off in front of some kid at the park who looked like they would keel over? 

[He may or may not have done this, the world may never know.]

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*is digging through his fridge for cookies* *is sorely disappointed * :T

I stopped keeping tings in there when my ‘brothers’ would raid it. *Does he spy with his little eye the cute bunny girl pyon? Pretty sure he does.* 

I keep the good stuff in the bottom cupboard in the big pot. :)c

[pridefullyawesome]

meekandhumble started following you

[Squints at. Readying his trusty spray bottle.] 

If this is about me being amazing it’s totally true. I also didn’t rob that ice cream cart over there. [He totally robbed that cart.]

[pridefullyawesome]

greedisthename:

“Me? Lost? Never! It’s hard to miss your awesomeness!” He teased back, letting Pride lead him to where his vessel was. Quite excited to finally get back into his form that he feels the most like himself. “I know, but see I thought my vessel was done for and I would’ve been severely disappointed, but you came and fixed like a the Amazing Mofo you are!” He replied, offering all the items he brought to Pride. “Of course you’re going to get dragonling snuggles too!” Ue quickly went over to inspect the vessel, but not before either giving the items he brought to Pride or setting them down. He looked over his vessel, checking it out from the outside, quite pleased with the results. “I’m super impressed! There isn’t even a scar left, and that’s awesome man! I would’ve hated if my horn had broke, that would’ve been a huge problem.”

“That’s cuz I’m so loud, it’s hard to miss me!” He grins, puffing up his chest and placing his hands on his hips. Taking the items from Greed he sets it down on one of his work benches. He’d go through it later to see what all was there other then marshmallows and fruit cups, but he’s pleased either way. “Good, your draonling snuggles are the best. Ha ha yeah, that could have been potentially embarrassing if you were in a middle of a fight and it just snapped in half. “ What can you say, he’s got the magic touch when it comes to things like this. “Don’t think that many people realize that I can do this really. That or they forget about it.” It’s not so bad though in the end, just means he gets to do what he wants when he wants. However he does begin to nudge Greed a little bit. “Betcha everyone is gonna be surprised when they see you back up and running in your vessel.” 

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allamericxnidiot:

Awesome! He’s super cool, too. Good friend’a mine.

[He grins] Yeah, we can. There are lots of surprisingly vegan things, like that one flavor of Doritos. It’s in a purple bag, I think. I don’ really eat Doritos, but it’s interesting! It might taste strange if you’re super used to eating mainly animal products, but, other times, you can’t even tell the difference! 

Is he? How long have you known him? 

Purple bag... I think I know which one you’re talking about it’s sweet spicy chili. [Taps idly at his chin, wondering if he’d like the meat substitute if he tried it.] My diet consists mainly of junk and take out. Sure I make home made meals sometimes, but it’s just easier to go and get something. So if you can’t tell the difference, does that mean at one time you have had meats before? 

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caritxs:

I don’t need further lecturing. I’m aware of my mistake, and I recognize that I put too much faith in her maturity. Like I said before, it’ll be over when she runs out of bullets. I’ll see what I can do to get the weapon away from her.

She suffered greatly, and I wanted to help. I think it was something one of those fathers of yours did that could have upset her. Regardless, we don’t need to keep chatting in circles. What happened happened; all I can do now is fix it in the best way I can.

As long as she doesn’t shoot me I guess... Have you ever been shot in the ass with a gun? It’s not pleasant. [He’s rubbing his behind with a cringe just thinking about it.] 

What’s wrong with chattin’ in circles? Sometimes it can be fun when you run over it so much that you think of new crap to add to the conversation. Speaking of that where’s the rest of your group? I usually see more of you running around and I’ve only seen you so far. 

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allamericxnidiot:

Long time. I can give you his contact info if you want.

[He chuckles] Really? Shit. Well, I guess some people are like that. You didn’ know, so it ain’ your fault. [He hums] I went out for a couple things grocery-wise. I ran out’a my vegan meat-substitutes. Only a couple places sell ‘em, n’ I’ve been cravin’ their chick’n lately. Not all vegan food tastes like shit. [He grins]

Hmm, sure. I could check him out and see some of his other work too. 

[Grins widely.] Yep! Ah there was no hard feelings. [He blinks, tilting his head curiously at the mention of vegan meat-substitutes.] Only thing I know about vegans is that apparently they can eat oreos. I’ve never tried vegan foods so I’d have no idea. Might taste odd at first only because it’d have a slightly different taste. [He shrugs, but otherwise doesn’t have any negative comments about it.]

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caritxs:

pridefullyawesome:

Who? [You see this confused face right here? He is uncertain if he knows Amy.] Ah right bullets, gotta watch out for those. I know it’s not really in your nature, but have you considered taking the gun back from her?

[Starts poking at Charity and maybe gets in his bubble a little bit more.] So it wasn’t you and I probably got the information messed up somewhere along the way via translation! You don’t have to apologize to me you know, I wasn’t the one shot in the face. 

[He does grimace thinking about it.] I fixed the damage anyway, but you really probably shouldn’t give out weapons like that. It’d be like if I went out on the street and gave a kid a firecracker which was then chucked at another kid and next thing you know there is screaming and burns. 

I’m not going to deny I was wrong, but Miss Armstrong isn’t a child, so your metaphor doesn’t exactly work here. It was supposed to be for self-defense only. She said something about being swarmed by sins.

When you’re a neutral being who doesn’t want to deal with the lot of you, it’s nearly impossible to escape you. I wanted to help, though I went about it the wrong way.

I can talk with her.

If you want an adult, I’ve seen them put bottle rockets in their mouths. Just because someone wants a weapon for self defense doesn’t necessarily mean they should have it. I get it, she wants to feel safe, but at the same time what is her definition of ‘swarmed’. Were we coming after her violently? What’s the whole story? 

It’s only fun to pick on them when they have fun reactions is all. [Shrugs] At least that’s why I used to bother people, now I don’t really see the point. Especially now that I have to watch my back or I might get shot at. 

Blessed weapons seem to just be everywhere now a days. What happened to good old holy water. Stings life a bitch and deters us for a while if we don’t want some burns. [Oh the good old days.] 

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caritxs:

All I wanna do is help people who need it. I give people things that they desperately need yet cannot obtain on their own.

[He frowns] You misheard. I’d never shoot Greed. I did, however, bless a gun for Miss Amy Armstrong for self-defense. In hindsight, giving her such a thing was a terrible idea. She won’t have it anymore when she inevitably runs out of bullets.

I heard from Greed and have already apologized. I’m sorry.

Who? [You see this confused face right here? He is uncertain if he knows Amy.] Ah right bullets, gotta watch out for those. I know it’s not really in your nature, but have you considered taking the gun back from her?

[Starts poking at Charity and maybe gets in his bubble a little bit more.] So it wasn’t you and I probably got the information messed up somewhere along the way via translation! You don’t have to apologize to me you know, I wasn’t the one shot in the face. 

[He does grimace thinking about it.] I fixed the damage anyway, but you really probably shouldn’t give out weapons like that. It’d be like if I went out on the street and gave a kid a firecracker which was then chucked at another kid and next thing you know there is screaming and burns. 

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allamericxnidiot:

Sounds good. [He smiles] I’m glad ya like it! The guy who did it is amazing. I go to ‘im for everything.

[He assumes “Alex” is human, so. When asked about rules, he gives him a look, but he’s still smiling] Uh, no littering? [Chuckles] I wouldn’ recommend diggin’ through my shit, but I’m pretty laid back, I think. 

C’mon. My place is this way. [He starts walking towards his house]

How long has he been working on tattoos? What I was able to see is really impressive. 

[He just gives him a sheepish shrug, sometimes human interactions just were a struggle.] No littering and no snooping then. I figured I’d ask, cuz this one time I went to an old pals house and I didn’t know they had this thing about wearing shoes inside. [He rubs the back of his neck with a laugh.] So figured it’s etter to outright ask. 

[Starts to follow, making sure to actually pay attention so he knew where to go to get back to where he was.] So what were you out for? You mentioned going to the store?

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allamericxnidiot:

Exactly.

[He chuckles] Yeah, I do. [Smiles] Well, it’s nice ta meet’cha, Alex. Is it cool if I call you Alex? [He shrugs] You don’ seem like you’d wanna harm me. I mean, if you wanted to, you probably would’ve done it by now. [He’s also moving soon, so he’s not worried]

The fact you’re even concerned tells me you’re fine, so you’re welcome ta come over while I change pants. You can use the bathroom if you need to when we get there.

Yeah, that’s cool. After a while my name can get to be a mouthful. [He grins with a shrug back.] Nah I don’t have any reason for wanting to harm you, I just saw your arm and decided to come over and talk to you. 

[He had to stop himself from looking at Alvin in confusion at the mention of the bathroom. Seeing as he never has to really use it.] That’s be nice, any rules for your house or anything like that? Wouldn’t want to accidentally do anything to upset you, ya know? [Like does he take his shoes off before going in? Does he only stay in one area and the bathroom?] 

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caritxs:

Very funny. That’s not really my department anyway. You’re looking for Kindness. Even if she could, I get the feeling you don’t want guidance.

I’m sure it is. It suits you.

Yeah, but seems like all of you are looking to spread your cheerful light following ways some way or another. [Nope, doesn’t want it.] 

[Rips off the robe ‘Team Rocket’ style to reveal his normal clothes underneath.] I prefer my normal style, but to each their own. The shades get to stay. So I heard you shot Greed in the face. Why the face, his beautiful face-.