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MOVED TO @MUNDUMSCRIBO

[allamericxnidiot]

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!

I mentioned this in my tags (I think) yesterday, but this blog is officially MOVING over to @mundumscribo​​​!

I’ve noticed that I actually give more muses the attention they deserve if they’re all in one place, such as with my OCs over on @semperinfernales​​. So I took an older blog, @belgianlion, and turned it into a new blog. If you were already following me as @belgianlion, then you’re most likely already following me on the new multimuse blog!

As for this blog, it will be archived, and I’ll be putting posts I want out of the blog into a queue for the new blog. It’s going to be weird leaving this blog after using it for so long, but the reason I didn’t make this the multimuse is because there’s too much shit I want to keep on it. And I can’t be fucked to re-tag everything.

I wanna thank you guys for all the love and support that’s been given to this blog in particular, and I hope that same energy can be brought to the new blog.

Alvin’s still going to be around! He just won’t have his own blog anymore. Now he has to share a blog with my other nation muse children. Some are new, and some are very old. (@spqrmotherfuckers, anyone? 2013 was a fun trip.) 

So, yeah! I’ll see you guys over there!

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✨ follow for more muses all at once ✨

muses featured:

2P!America (@allamericxnidiot)

2P!Belgium (@belgianlion)

Nyo!Canada

China (@wangyao)

Molossia

2P!Rome (@spqrmotherfuckers/@cavelupum)

Ukraine

[allamericxnidiot]

Do you keep up with your vaccines?

Always. Gotta keep the people safe!

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winks and slides this across the table to u

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tumblr’s custom themes is fucking broken again somebody fix it im frustrated

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tha mi airson do pancreas ithe

I’m sorry, what?

[allamericxnidiot]

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference

At least somebody gets it.

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[SMS] do you think dogs recognise their puppies when they're grown? It's so sad

[text: Ludwig] i like to think so, yeah

[allamericxnidiot]

I'm planning on buying a gold coin and sleeping on it like a broke ass dragon

Just get like, a bag of chocolate coins at your local pharmacy and curl up with those. The one by me’s got ‘em on clearance. They’re not vegan, but you might like them.

[womanfourwoman]

“human-passing”

[allamericxnidiot]

My hovercraft is full of eels

Aw, man. You’ve got a hovercraft? I want one.

[allamericxnidiot]

mateship​:

‘That’s legit super fucked,’ Kyle murmurs, also almost whispering.  He stares at Alvin and squints a little.  ‘Does that mean if I also went veggo, I’d be a veggie dog?’  Holy shit.  For some reason that fucks with his head more than being a regular meat hotdog.

Alvin stares at him for a long minute. Then he gasps softly and presses his hands to his own cheeks. He squishes them slightly as a result. “Holy shit, you might be. We could be veggie dog bros.” 

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stillewijsheid​:

[He peers over at the other before getting up and wandering to his bar cart] Whiskey? [He likes a good drink here and there, and in company a good whiskey does the trick] I have a good, gut feeling that this is certainly going to be bad enough.

Oh, uh, no thanks. I don’t really drink. [At least, not anymore. Alvin’s considered getting back into casual drinking, like a beer with the guys or a glass of wine with his wife. It’s been long enough, and feels confident to do so, but whiskey might be too much. Baby steps]

[He grins] Yeah, me, too.

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DC wants to become a state but there can only be 50. Which state is DC replacing?

We’re not replacing states.

People concerned with the flag changing don’t need to worry. We’re gonna start using stripes to represent the new states. Having them as colonies feels redundant since those colonies are literally just states now.

[ofallingstar]

Stealing Beauty (1996)

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lilli-of-the-mountain​:

If Alvin were to put garlic and Jan in lingerie side by side for Lilli, she would be unable to see the difference.

[SMS]: I am bringing toys for the pets, too. They had the sweetest little foil balls for Hamlet! My Theodore quite adores them.

Sure enough, just like before, when Lilli enters Alvin’s home it is with her arms full of more groceries than any chowder can possibly need.

[text: Lilli] foil? [text: Lilli] i’ll have to keep the dogs away from that lol

When she arrives, he goes over to open the door for her and watches her enter with a ton of ingredients. “Holy shit,” he says. “Are we feeding the entire state this stuff?”

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stillewijsheid​:

[He’s tempted to put it on and oops, so he does] Those are the best though; being so terrible that you just have to laugh at it. That’s, honestly all Eurovision is good for. It really shouldn’t be taken so seriously.

[His main focus is on Bastian, but he notices how he turns on the movie] 

Yeah, exactly! They’re great for getting high to, too. But they’re just as fun when you’re not high, too, if it’s bad enough.