RIGHT or WRONG ( I can hardly tell )
I’m on the wrong side of HEAVEN and the r i g h t e o u s side of HELL

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RIGHT or WRONG ( I can hardly tell )
I’m on the wrong side of HEAVEN and the r i g h t e o u s side of HELL
I’m a sensitive little demon
“I’ve assumed it for a long time but finally knowing for sure that I’m the youngest of my kin is kind of reassuring, to be honest.”
“Shit, Seth, even I didn’t play that dirty.” they just skipped the contract immediately and went straight to possession instead of doing a malicious lie like that.
pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many
“Remember when the mundane thought I was the most despicable and ‘evil’ muse they had?”
“Apparently there’s someone here who’s an even bigger shit than I am. Probably worse than Satan, too.”
“As, don’t you think you’re coming on a little strong?”
“But… But…”
But BLUE HAIR!!!!!
“Even I can see that you’re being a little much.”
even for your standards
“As, don’t you think you’re coming on a little strong?”
somewhere in the distance, lucifer sneezes
just a monster now and i’m loving it, can’t deny that
He’s not sure whether or not he should tell this person – they don’t really seem… you know, trustworthy. Then again, the same could be said for him… They don’t seem to be from Academia or Fusion in general – hell, they don’t even seem to be from Heartland at all! … besides, they look like Yoshio. She might not be the greatest person around, but Henry would take her company over a lot of other people, so…
“As unoriginal as it might be, the group I work for is called the Resistance,” he offers in explanation, but puts a few steps between himself and Luci regardless. “We’re not exactly one for fancy titles and such, after all.”
The Resistance? And that was in Marlonese, too... What a weirdo. Perhaps he’s not even from Evillious? That would make sense, after all.
“... I see. Well, ‘scuse me for asking all the questions, but what are you ‘resisting’?” Lucifer crosses their arms and gives Henry an up and down glance. How odd, it looks like he’s weaponless. Sure, he’s apparently a scout, but shouldn’t he at least have a dagger or sword...?
And now Henry is backing away -- what, are they that intimidating without revealing they’re a demon? Damn, that’s... actually a good thing.
Definitely not Yoshio. Okay, got it.
“S-sorry,” he stutters, equal parts ashamed and embarrassed of his slip-up. He averts his eyes at first, and then almost squints at them when they open up with his first name. Foreigner? Probably. Or maybe this was someone like Masanori, who detested formalities and skipped straight to a first name basis with everybody – in either case, then calling them Luci would be fine, right?
“I’m, uh, with a vigilante group,” he explains, cringing at the term soldier. It’s… not incorrect, no, but… when he thinks of soldier, he thinks of those masked bastards who razed his city, not the small group of people who fought back against the destruction. The Resistance aren’t soldiers as much as they are survivors, right? “A scout, really… Although servant isn’t entirely incorrect, either.” Whoops, that was snark, complete with a wry expression and everything.
“It’s fine, it’s fine.” They wave one hand dismissively, hoping to get past the other’s slip up. It’s really not a big deal, Lucifer just likes to overthink things. Ah, this kid is definitely from Jakoku if he reacts like that to his first name...
“... Is that so...” They’re tempted to lean in and get a better look at the shortie (though, he’s taller than their alternate forms) but keep from doing so. Lucifer cracks a grin at the sarcasm, glad to see that Henry has a sense of humor. “Really, now? And what’s this ‘vigilante group’ called?”
“Of course. But I am capable of talking without eating. And even I can enjoy it.”
Sometimes. But not usually with demons.
“Good for you.”
They roll their eyes. “You ate one of my kin, you can’t blame me for being a bit hesitant.”
“I’m always interested in having idle conversation. After all, it isn’t as though I have much else to do, do I?”
“Not being trapped as I am.”
“Can’t you still eat and kill people, though?” Lucifer, at least, can do the latter, with some effort.
shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;
❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture that i look like satan?❞
❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks can reach very high don’t try me. ❞
❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞
❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞
❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞
❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞
❝ the best thing that happens when couples combine their names on facebook is that you can block them both in one press. ❞
❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞
❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞
❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞
❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.
❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞
❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞
❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞
❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞
❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞
❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞
❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞
❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞
❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞
❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞
❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞
❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞
❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞
❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞
❝ when will the aliens save me from this awful planet? ❞
❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞
❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞
❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞
❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞
❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞
❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞
❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞
❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞
@rotten-apostate-mansion is following you.
“Nope! Nope, absolutely not, nope, go away, leave me alone, no.”
“Come now. Is that really any way to treat someone looking for simple conversation?”
Really, she just wants a few words and a bite of something nice to go with them.
“I’m not an idiot, Banica.” They take a couple steps back, hands on their hips as they glower at her. “Since when have you ever been one for idle conversation? Did I miss something?”