planet suckulon 5 has declared war on earth

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[prideofixia]

about/byf

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learn about my main selfships:

heatlamp!!

royalfawn!!

i’m nonsharing and i tend to block doubles sorry!

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[prideofixia]

the show was that bad

[prideofixia]

its ok for gambit and rogue to be separate characters guys i promise… they arent just their relationship and nothing else…

[martinlacko]

Birth of Pegasus 6

oil pastels on paper cca 21*29cm 2025

[sygol]

[rickybabyboy]

tiger is better than phone

[prideofixia]

awwww aw aw

[prideofixia]

they said this while playing rocket btw

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[klapollo]

you are not a "femcel" you are not a "foid" you are not a "hon" you are a woman worthy of respect and taking up space and being happy and the world is yours for the taking you're ALIVE!!!!!!!!! you're a HUMAN!!!!!!! FUCK what they told you!!!!!!

[seanofbeankeep]

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

They do it all classy though but still

[mewnbuns]

offering him a drink or a bite of whatever you’re enjoying and him leaning over your shoulder from behind to take it, chest pressed against your back, still holding it in your hands when his mouth closes around it….

[wri0thesley]

the sound of the teeny weeny pathetic whine that comes out of your normally stoic or restrained partner's mouth when you pull back from a kiss before they're ready to stop, or when you've teased them just a little without following through . . .

[butch-king-frankenstein]

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

[wri0thesley]

try not to think about your fave alone in their bedroom with their trousers undone, their shirt pulled up to display their torso, sweat beading along their skin, breath coming out in hot, quick pants . . . try not to think about their eyes squeezed shut as they conjure the thought of you half-dressed in their mind, as they groan helplessly into the heated air at the idea of your teeth biting into your bottom lip as you lean over them. try not to think about the slick back and forth sound of their hand wrapped around their cock, pumping it. try not to think of the chest-deep groan that escapes them as they imagine you on top of them. try not to think about how desperately in this moment they need you, how much their own hand cannot satisfy their craving.

try not to think about how badly in this moment they need you instead.

[luckieangel]

if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw