The Pride of Noxus

An ask & roleplay blog for Kled from League of Legends. Canon divergent - selective. 

[prideofnoxus]

“Fried Chicken Wednesday baby. Yeah, fuckin'- it's one of my favorite nights. Gonna have some fried chicken, yeah- fuckin' Wednesday baby, fuckin' fried chicken. Yep, Fried Chicken Wednesday. Fried Chicken Wednesday- who deserved fried chicken? Me! I deserve fried chicken, it's FUCKIN' Wednesday. Wednesday night, fried chicken, yeah. Closer to the weekend Thursday, and then Friday here comes da weekend. Fuckin'--.. Fuckin' Wednesday night, Fried Chicken Wednesday babey. Who deserves fried chicken? Me! Who deserves fried chicken?ME. Love fried chicken :) Chicken Wednesday, baby. Fuckin' Fried Chicken Wednesday. Wednesday night, baby. Fried Chicken Wednesday, yeah.”

[prideofnoxus]

“look’it me real quick. yea. jus’ like that.” 

breathes in

“ BITCH.”

[prideofnoxus]

Y’all better remember Trans Kled for the rest of June

[prideofnoxus]

“ AN’ I KNOW WHO IT’S COMIN FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT”

[prideofnoxus]

Haven't you "backtraced" other people before and then got all the information wrong and deleted it in attempt to save face?

Listen, I know you're literally talking to yourself at this point because you're under the impression I care about some random argument we presumably had like 3 years ago that I forgot about at this point ( and a month bc i got this like 28 days ago and only read it now lmao OOPS ) but I like your determination. So lend a hand and e-stalk me on twitter @devilatelier bc im too lazy to log on here anymore.

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[prideofnoxus]

stcphammertime‌:

IM LOOKIN TO SQUASH SOME NOXIANS!!

RIPS HIS SHIRT OFF IN PURE UNBRIDLED RAGE AND THROWS IT AT THE GROUND. 

“ I AINT BACKING DOWN PIGGYTAILS” 

[stcphammertime]

OKAY BUT WHERE ARE THE KLEDS? LET THE YORDLE FIGHTS START!! 

[prideofnoxus]

THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS.

[prideofnoxus]

“I KNOW WHO’S EMAILIN’  AN’WHOS DOING IT, AND Y’ALL GONNA BE REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AN’ STATE POLICE”

[prideofnoxus]

“ AN’ I KNOW WHO IT’S COMIN FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT”

[prideofnoxus]

“ MERRY SNOW DOWN YA BUNCHA LYIN’ NO GOOD PUNKS”

[prideofnoxus]

❝I've heard you were quite the shouter, BUT CAN YOU YELL AS LOUD AS I CAN???!!!!!!!!❞

“ THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS—” 

deep inhale, oh boy, get ready for this.

“ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

[prideofnoxus]

"Wow, you're like... a lot."

“THE HELL YOU SAY TO ME???”

[prideofnoxus]

“ HIPPITY HOPPITY GIT OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!”  

[prideofnoxus]

CECIL

[prideofnoxus]

"FURRY DAD."

“COME ‘ERE KIDDO LEMME GIVE YOU A HUG.” 

[prideofnoxus]

“ AND WHO’S THIS FUCKIN’  CLOWN PANTS, JUMPER WEARIN’  BITCH?”