fuck nick the galactic tit

Egg boy / 22 / nonbinary egg Please use neutral pronouns!!! ( they/them/their )

[ojibwa]

[postcardsfromliminal]

vibe check! *gazes at you tenderly from accross the room*

[afeelgoodblog]

[stability]

[prunight]

I have never really played a villainess or antagonistic character before. My personality is very bubbly, I’m a very happy person. So I thought it would be fun to challenge myself and step out of the box and become someone who is completely outside of who I would ever be.

[twyrine]

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.

[prince-luffy]

Friend: Hey I saw your letter–

OP:

[twyrine]

IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY you know when you like panic and your eyes unfocus? It looks exactly like this.

[discountknuckles]

My brother and I both had the game so villagers moved quite frequently. One day Coco moved in and immediately showed me a letter from my brother. All it said was

“Where are your fucking eyes”

[imintheleaves]

[sillyzone]

My last brain cell is heart shaped

[crows-curios]

Im might be a fool but oh dang am i full of love!

[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

[spelldealer]

your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[larviform-deactivated20210327]

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[valtsv]

when you’re on the verge of a breakdown but you’re in public so you have to try to hold it together

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[moontxt]

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

[allbymyradself-deactivated20200]

oh fuck that’s why men hate them

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*