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i would dodge the attack!

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[lucentgallivanter]

spending enough time around a certain kind of person unlocks your ability to sense a shounen-esque 'punning intent.' and it feels exactly the same way when it gets set off

[lucentgallivanter]

anyone else having this problem?

when i look at the shapes on a tumblr post concepts and ideas enter my head and they aren't mine....genuinely pissing me off. now i gotta take next thursday off to develop a theory of knowledge.

[lucentgallivanter]

no such thing as a panacea* of course but it would actually do many of you good to have a giggle attack get off this app and get some chicken and pasta, stat *not including the vibrant green liquid my friend has been making in the bathtub for four years

[lucentgallivanter]

notes on a post aren't currency. did we all miss that? I feel like we all missed that.

[pallisia]

crowd of scornful faces

(soulsov)

[lucentgallivanter]

much to be said about how heinous the it crowd is (par for the course for a show written by notorious bigot graham linehan, obviously) but it's also just genuinely bad on its own merits as well. i've never had the thought "i wish i was watching the big bang theory instead" before.

[retroactivebakeries]

fuuuck

[prokopetz]

It's gotta be weird being the one character on the wacky YA fantasy crew with a normal backstory. Your companions are all "I was grown in a giant tube", "I'm an incarnation of cosmic evil", "I was born when the first rays of the Sun touched the Western Sea", and you've just gotta be like "my parents fucked".

[lucentgallivanter]

did you know? the workshop will be releasing these warhammers soon:

the Zany Marines, whose rubber chickens have proven to be totally ineffective on the field of battle. every time one of them gets hit by a zapper beam it just leaves them covered in soot and blinking though, so they're actually pretty good at stalemating

the Bitty Boys, who stand all of 5'2" in their armor but are as cheerful, well-scrubbed, and brutally repressive as the best of them

the Stupid Marines, whose nickname is mega unfair and they only got called that because Stoney messed up and thought Hawaii was a type of soda on a social studies quiz one time. they mostly just get Cs, except in Mr. Terwhilicker's class because he's totally got it out for them even though it's him being a huge barfbag half the time. which sucks because yesterday in homeroom Derek was trying to shoot a plasma spitball at Stoney but he missed and it went sailing across the room and landed squarely on Mr. Terwhilicker's big old forehead. well yep, you guessed it, ALL the Stupid Marines got detention, and now they're gonna be spending Friday night picking up trash. which you KNOW Mr. Terwhilicker did on purpose because Friday night is the Spacey Hawkins dance

there were more but i forogt

[comment-tube]

[lucentgallivanter]

people are lining up at my door offering to feed me serviceberries and word on the street is it's not clear who's getting the better end of the bargain

[lucentgallivanter]

"why so hungry" -the satiated joker

[audioexorcisms]

[lucentgallivanter]

yep, let's get thirteen dollars pregnant with that scenario

[lucentgallivanter]

i believe an ant really could dodge those microwaves because i reheated some tortellini and half of them were still cold as fuck so i bet if the ant was hyped up and maybe had a sip of sugar water beforehand it would be so easy for her

[lucentgallivanter]

because the ant is so much smaller than any tortellino so the waves probably wouldn't even see her + two of them would chase after her and crash their heads together and get all accordioned up

[lucentgallivanter]

i believe an ant really could dodge those microwaves because i reheated some tortellini and half of them were still cold as fuck so i bet if the ant was hyped up and maybe had a sip of sugar water beforehand it would be so easy for her