lg

i would dodge the attack!

[lucentgallivanter]

hall and mannes: oh-oh, here she comes / watch out, grain, she'll chew you up / oh-oh, here she comes / she's an oat-eater

[lucentgallivanter]

can you tell the job search is going well

[lucentgallivanter]

hall and mannes: oh-oh, here she comes / watch out, grain, she'll chew you up / oh-oh, here she comes / she's an oat-eater

[toskarin]

I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading

[lucentgallivanter]

a "harusmex" was an attractive young man who was disemboweled for the purposes of reading the future from his entrails. while the practice is largely discontinued today, consensus among historians is that "it was fine" and "they'd just bounce back between deviations so what's the big deal."

[lucentgallivanter]

when you're off-duty in the hangar you can fuck the pulse cannon no problem. but in a fight the other pilot dies. so it's probably some sort of aerosolized hostility particle that's doing it and not the gun. but could you put in a requisition for four or five other pulse cannons with different resonant frequencies and barrel diameters, just to be safe

[mightylittledyke]

i have to get high and jack off and kill myself and eat a bagel and talk to girls and kill myself again and eat another bagel and read something on the internet and finish a book and

[mightylittledyke]

lets all do this all together . for friendship

[mightylittledyke]

#the look on the bagel guys face will be epic

hey girl. ill need you to elaborate

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

ok! *doesnt*

[theuglymachine]

I forged the blackguard's blade from Realis based on art from the manual by Gryme (bottom picture)

[lucentgallivanter]

realis...,,,,,,,,,,,

[prokopetz]

Horses exist in zoos, you're pretty sure. That's where they, more or less, belong. It's not like there's a stable next to the auto shop or something. Are there… wild horses? In… nature? Presumably, at some point, there must have been. Probably not, anymore. Oh, the race tracks, though. Duh. They probably have stables. Couldn't lose twenty thousand wen a day if there weren't losing horses to bet on. Horses don't belong at the gas station, but there's one here anyways. Its rider is wearing a leather jacket studded with old military medals; what looks like a torso-sized cogwheel, slung over her back like a shield; a broadsword, underneath the cog-shield; and a pair of holo-screen shades. She dismounts. She slides her card through the machine. The pumps start pumping. The horse sticks out its neck, dips its snout, and begins drinking gasoline directly from the nozzle. The rider holds the spout up to the horse's mouth, at a bit of an awkward angle. She meets your eyes, and shrugs. You know how it is. You don't know how it is. Later, you will see her on the news, clotheslining a police officer on horseback at seventy miles per hour. You will understand even less, and also, so much more.

— Emily Zhu, Ten Thousand Days For the Sword

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[lucentgallivanter]

spending enough time around a certain kind of person unlocks your ability to sense a shounen-esque 'punning intent.' and it feels exactly the same way when it gets set off

[lucentgallivanter]

anyone else having this problem?

when i look at the shapes on a tumblr post concepts and ideas enter my head and they aren't mine....genuinely pissing me off. now i gotta take next thursday off to develop a theory of knowledge.

[lucentgallivanter]

no such thing as a panacea* of course but it would actually do many of you good to have a giggle attack get off this app and get some chicken and pasta, stat *not including the vibrant green liquid my friend has been making in the bathtub for four years

[lucentgallivanter]

notes on a post aren't currency. did we all miss that? I feel like we all missed that.

[pallisia]

crowd of scornful faces

(soulsov)

[lucentgallivanter]

much to be said about how heinous the it crowd is (par for the course for a show written by notorious bigot graham linehan, obviously) but it's also just genuinely bad on its own merits as well. i've never had the thought "i wish i was watching the big bang theory instead" before.

[retroactivebakeries]

fuuuck