pansexual genderfluid, they/he/she pronouns. everything here is just random shit i reblog, there's like barely any original content lmfao. i like geese
HELLO! My name is Eli but I also go by Goose, and you can call me Pringle if you'd like :]
I am 18 YEARS OLD and some of tje stuff I reblog might be sex jokes but I try to keep actual sex stuff off my profile.
I like girls and.. boys I guess even tho they have cooties..... and if your gender is Not binary then I give you a big fat gross smooch
I use any pronouns I do not care which. I also have one set of neopronouns that I use frequently which is þe/þim
!! long ass intro post under the cut !!
I HAVE A LOT OF FANDOMS!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FANDOMS PLEASE DO!!!!!!!!
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((㇏<( •̀,,•́)>ノ)) Ghost B.C. •*☆
Perpetua is my creature wife and I think she's SMELLY !!! shes EVIL and i hate her and I want 2 squish her face :3 umm she purrs like a cat
also hes a boygirl lalalalala ! any pronouns but I typically refer to him as he/she :]
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enough rambling about that guy! my favorite characters OF ALL TIME (NOT A RANKING, THEYRE ALL NUMBA 1):
1. ROXY LALONDE!!!
Roxy has always been a character that I feel mirrors my gender, and as such, I project onto him a lot. When I was younger and leaning a lot more masc, I would draw Roxy as such. Over time my gender has reached a sort of stability where I kind of just feel it in light waves, so Roxy has become much more androgynous.
[warning.txt] ‼️ I used to have a delusional attachment to Roxy, and while I no longer identify as an IRL, I'm a very heavy Roxy kin ! this does not mean I'm uncomfortable with doubles though I fucking love kin doubles that's us bro
2. ARADIA MEGIDO 🦴
All that stuff I said about Roxy? Aradia is pretty much the same. However where Roxy tends to reflect my gender, Aradia reflects sexuality/romantic attraction.
I have shipped this funny gal with ALMOST EVERYONE in Homestuck within her age range. I've always portrayed her as a hopeless romantic and i learned quite a bit about bones while roleplaying as her in my servers!
[warning.txt] ‼️ I used to have a delusional attachment to Aradia, and while I no longer identify as an IRL, I'm a very heavy Aradia kin ! I'm a little bit more iffy about Aradia doubles but I am working on that and I would love to meet you if you kin her as well :]
3. CHURCH AND JORGE LETS FUCKIJG GOOOOOO 🗣🗣💢💢💥🧚♀️💥💣💥💥💢🫀🫀
GAAWWDDD LOOK AT THEM. okay yes I know they're in the same number category but it's bc they complete each other yupp! umm I am a very cringe selfshipper they r in a poly relationship with my oc Eirene
in my head Jorge is bigender he/she and Church is gender apathetic they/them :3 i am number one church and jorge fan I have All of their merchandise I have seen every single scene of theirs several times
4. Fluttershyyy :]
I know it's like a stereotype for ppl to mischaracterize her but I've liked her ever since I was little :D I have always felt very shy and she taught me that there is nothing wrong with that also I really really love animals !!!! similarly to aradia I have a LOT of ships for her I ship her with all of the mane six and a lot of others heehee.. I am not a fluttercord shipper though I am not very fond of the age gap but I have nothing against the ship :D
okay now time for the
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DO NOT INTERACT
Proshippers and comshippers. This is non-negotiable, I don't want to interact with you, please don't interact with me. I am not proshipper safe.
under 16 ! peas and thank you
Zionists
Right-wing
Vivziepop supporters
Queer exclusionists YES I'm rad inclusive 😎 I love minding my own goddamn business
Misogynists, transmisogynists, whatever I am a very loud feminist and I will be annoying about it
Racist/xenophobic/queerphobic ! obviously this goes without fucking saying! don't interact with me if you're a scumbag!
scrappy doo supporters. you know what you did..
THIN ICE
Hazbin/Helluva enjoyers (as long as you don't support Viv and can tolerate some slander i don't mind you)
If you are generally unpleasant to be around we probably will not get along!
dsmp fans . I was a fan back in the day and I do Not want to remember
If you don't like animals at all
if u are uncomfortable with reclaimed slurs ! I only have access to a couple and I don't say them often
under 18 and over 28
INTERACT PLEASE
in ANY of my fandoms (listed below)
Fishkeepers, pet enthusiasts, animal enthusiasts, microbiologists, marine biologists etc !!!
if you like to roleplay and make ocs heh devil emoji
if you're a punk or a nerd or a stoner or a queer or a loser or a goth whatever man I need more alt friends
new england residents :3c stream Trepidation they're based in Vermont
girls
and now, my unholy list of interests.
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Undertale, Deltarune, UTDR AUs, Homestuck, Hiveswap, Vast Error, Madness Combat, Inscryption, Fish Game, OCs, Spooky Month, Ghost B.C., alt music and ideology, Bears in Trees, Tall Boy Special, girls, animals, fish, aquascaping, fishkeeping, aquariums, thalassophobia, Subnautica, aquatic microfauna, ecospheres, terrariums, amphibians, canadian and greylag geese, cats, science, angelic hierarchies, My Beautiful Paper Smile, Night in Riverager, Zeddyzi's Ramshackle, Call of Duty MW/Cold War/Ghosts, writing, doodling, pixel art, gardening, Cult of the Lamb, Lupin (Netflix), Gravity Falls, Resident Evil, Layers of Fear, Minecraft, and that's all I can remember for now but I will constantly update this list.
thank you for reading this far! I hope to make friends and be joyous
I cried with this chapter 🥺 Copia dreaming of his mom, with his twin’s song??? Cenotaph recognition???
Also not only he doesn’t have a proper office, he doesn’t even have a room?? A BED??? Why is the ministry so mean to him 😭 what happened to the shitty room he had as Cardinal? Or is that his new office and now he sleeps there???
Ignore the anatomy errors, im too depressed to do something good rn
📝 Terzo was killed as a result of a full-fledged conspiracy, not simply for "making money off of coffins"
1. It is known that all the Papas have an “expiration date". They either sign a time-limited contract with the Clergy (as in the case of Secondo), or the Clergy set time frames behind their backs (as in the case of Copia). Before the Third, all the Papas left their positions voluntarily. The group announced that they had failed in their mission and did not meet the requirements. Sister at the Summoning criticized them, after which they peacefully handed over the microphone to their successor. Copia also resigned voluntarily (or at least accepted the inevitable).
But with Terzo, everything was different. Not only was he demonstratively “arrested” on stage, but there was no public criticism from Sister. Instead, there was something else.
2. In 2016, Sister held the Summonings in which she criticized the Ghouls for their work. She scolded them for forgetting the essence of their mission and focusing too much on awards and “nods from the establishment.” This is a clear allusion to the Grammy. It's interesting, considering that the Grammy was subsequently a coveted prize for the group. Sister also praised Terzo and his Grammy win while flattering Nihil in Chapter 1 when she asked him about Copia's appointment. She presented the information in a way that was beneficial to her at the moment and didn’t hesitate to be two-faced.
So it's not about the Grammy. The point is that Sister was pressuring the Ghouls, trying to turn them against Papa. I can only draw one conclusion: the Third's influence was so great that Sister, this powerful woman, had to intimidate the band members and win them over to her side in order to oppose him. She promised the Ghouls “another chance at transformation” if they did what was expected of them. Interestingly, she spoke only vaguely about Papa, not daring to criticize him openly.
3. I also don't need to remind you about this scene.
4. The crisis of the Clergy was that Nihil had no heirs left and there was no one else to take on the role of Papa. The most logical thing would have been to leave Terzo in this position, to extend his contract, especially since he was doing well. How badly did they want to get rid of him that they were willing to replace him with old Nihil, who was so ill that he was clearly unable to perform properly on stage? Let me remind you that before the appearance of the secret heir (Copia), it was Nihil who was positioned as the new Papa (as evidenced by the smoke above the Sistine Chapel).
5. Copia first appeared in a short video in which he jealously humiliates Terzo and promises to trample him into the dirt. It is clear that Copia was part of the conspiracy from the very beginning and anticipated victory over the Third. His hatred for Terzo was personal. Maybe that's why he later appeared with Terzo's severed head in his hands?
6. It's interesting to read the group's Instagram from that time. In the third era, photos were posted there accompanied by random captions: apparently, it was run by Papa himself or his representative. On the day of the overthrow, a video appeared there without any caption, leaked by someone: it showed Papa being dragged off the stage. Soon after, all photo captions under the photos started to begin with the standard formula: “We wish to inform you”.
All this is very reminiscent of a revolution and the seizure of the mass media.
7. In the game "Escape the Ministry" in the note about Terzo it is written that he was "not true to the Path", whereas to other Papas there were no claims. Now we can say with certainty that this is slander and propaganda spread by the Clergy. And it continues to this day.
