Butt-touching Metaphysics @primalpop - Tumblr Blog

When everything in your life is going wrong at the same time like the world is fucking with you in particular and then you remember like ohhhh yeah right it’s because the Eugenic Machinery that is the world is designed to negatively select people like me for the sake of biopolitically managing capital’s pool of labor-power

powerburial

*late 90s southern evangelist proto-megachurch televised sermon voice* His name is Akuma. That's Japanese for demon. *audible throat-swallow picked up by mic* He's got strong fists and shoots purple fireballs - even from the air. But thats not all. *pacing the stage* His ultimate attack. It's called the raging demon. Shun Goku Satsu. That means instant. hell. murder. Folks, just let that sink in for a moment. *wiping the sweat off his brow* Just think on that. That's what Akuma does.

you stole dog blood

neverwonderneverremember

guy who hasn't eaten in 18 hours and only slept for 4 hours voice Guys i think something is really wrong with the world. I think we have to end it all

powerburial

labcorphehe-deactivated20260118

person i work with says his wife allows him 1 diet coke a day

rebbellsinchad

I feel bad for him

labcorphehe-deactivated20260118

i do not he’s cool and loves his wife

powerburial

while this may appear to be a case of a domineering wife controlling a weak man, it actually represents a mutual interplay of fantasy and control. the wife does not and cannot really control the amount of diet coke the man drinks in a day. if he wanted to drink more, she very likely would be unable to physically restrain him in order to stop him from doing so (picture this in your head NOW). what is likely happening, is that the man himself does not want to drink more than one diet coke per day. he has a short-term desire to drink an infinite amount of diet coke, which he has little control over. he idealizes himself as a man who can control how much diet coke that he drinks, and the distance between his idealized self and his current self generates psychic tension. by externalizing the locus of control to his wife, he frees himself from his own judgment and expectations, and releases himself from the burden of self-imposed restraint. he offers the control to his wife, like a gift, and she gladly accepts. she enjoys the fantasy of having control over his diet coke habits, and he enjoys the relief the externalized locus of control brings to him. this represents a mutual dynamic in which both parties are healthy and happy, and neither party is truly controlling the other. in addition to that, I'm gay.

reallyreallyreallytrying

say what you want about jimmy kimmel as a comedian. he does an incredible job of keeping his blood on the inside of his neck, where it should be

notalkingplz

incel-moved-deactivated20210803

going to hobby lobby to purchase supplies for blood magic rituals and bdsm furniture

#art

that-vexaholic-cryptid

quasi-normalcy

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"