Neo-Luddite

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[cosmonautroger]

Idiocracy, 2006

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustrations for Conan by Frank Frazetta (1960′s-1970′s)

[dramoor]

[livelovelaugh-777]

[mls-classics]

[robcham]

DIY>AI

[crazy-brazilian]

[twistoftheknife]

[ot3]

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

[whatthefoucault]

"It's better in the app!"

That's embarrassing. Make your website better

[hst3000]

"what's your app?"

"It's just a wrapper for a version of the site with full functionality"

[american-boyboss]

[radiofreederry]

[pawgliacci]

Awesome text I just got from my friend

[thememedaddy]

[slavicgerman]

I can yell so loud that Yoko Ono would go "holy fuck!"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Legendary Ford and Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca, the man responsible for the Ford Mustang, Pinto, Chrysler K-Car, and the entire concept of the minivan, used twitter for 34 minutes on April 30, 2009 and decided it was too much for him.