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"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered
"It's better in the app!"
That's embarrassing. Make your website better
"what's your app?"
"It's just a wrapper for a version of the site with full functionality"
Awesome text I just got from my friend
I can yell so loud that Yoko Ono would go "holy fuck!"
Legendary Ford and Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca, the man responsible for the Ford Mustang, Pinto, Chrysler K-Car, and the entire concept of the minivan, used twitter for 34 minutes on April 30, 2009 and decided it was too much for him.
lord of the rings trilogy - 500 miles (from my home)
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Near Mars Desert Research Station, Hanksville Utah
it's bad pop time
mountain dew
get out. this is a PENNSYLVANIA blog.
vanilla pepsi
never once have i seen a bottle of vanilla pepsi
it's real bad
BUT OUR STORY DOES NOT LIVE THERE!!!!!!! THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOKOED LIKE THE GUY ON A BOTTLE OF MOXIE. THE MAN WAS SAD BECAUSE WHENEVER HE WAS WALKING BUY SOMETHING PEOPLE WOULD SAY HAY IT IS MOXIE STRANGULATION MAN AND THEY OWULD CHASE HIM AND TRY TO STEAL HIS HAIR. SO HE KILLED HIMSELF.
THE END!
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The Moxie mention naturally brought to mind the classic TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG short story "BOB THE FRANKY KEYBOARD"
BOB THE FRANKY KEYBOARD
BOB THE FRANKY KEYBOARD WAS SITTING IN A BUS STATION PLAYING HIMSELF WHEN HIS BUS ARIVED!!!!!!!!!! NOW IT IS TIME I TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT BOB HE WAS A ROLAND 808 KEYBOARD AND HE WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA HE GOT ON THE BUS AND WENT TO THE DUPE KITCHEN. THE DUPE KITCHEN WAS FULL OF SPEAKERPHONES HOWEVER SO HE COULD GET NO SOUP. �����
SO HE DECIDEED TO GET A JOB SO HE OULD BY HIS OWN SUP!!! FIRST FRANK WENT TO THE PET STORE. BUT THEY OWUULD NTO GET HIM A JOB BECAUSE WHEN HE WENT INTOT HE STORE HE ACIDENTALLY ASPHIXIATED A PARAKEET. SO HE TRIED TO GET A JOB WORKING AT MAILBOXES ETC, BUT HE COULDNT GET A JOB BECAUSE HE KEPT EATING STYROFOAM PACKIN=G PEANUTS. SO HHE KILLED HIIMSELF.
AT THE FUNUERAL, THE BIRD WAS THERE. HE WAS IN THE PRODUCE SECTION. SUDDENLY A MAN SHOT OUT OF THE ROCKET AND LANDED IN THE GRAPE STAND. HE SAID "HELLO, I AM THE GUY FROM THE ROCKET. I WOULD LIKE TO BUY LETTUCE AND A DILDO AND A GAY HAT AND A BOX OF CHOCOLATE POWER." SO THE MAN WHO WORKED AT THE PRODUCE SECTION GAVE HIM HIS THINGS AND STUFF AND SHOT HIMSELF. THEN THE MAN FROM THE ROCKET WENT TO THE MAGAZINE PLACE TO GET A MAGAZINE. HE GOT VANITY MAGAZINE. HE READ IT BUT THEN IT TRIED TO BITE HIS HEAD IN. SO HE RAN AWAY SCRAMMING FROM THE MAGAZINE, WHERE HE RAN INTO A WALL AND DIDO.
AFTER THAT, EVERYBODY WAS DANCING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME ON BOB THE FFANKY KEAYBOARDS' GRAVE WHEN HE CAM E BACK FROM THE DEAD AND BIT OFF THEIR COATTAILS. THEY RAN AWAY SCREAMING AND SHITTINY THEMSELVES. BOB THE FRANKY KEYBOARD PLAYED THE "POLKA" PRESET RYTHM, AND THEN PLAYED "THREE BLIND MICE" ON HIMSELF WITH ONE FINGER. THEN HE WAS KILLED BY A PASSING LOW-FLYING FIGHTER JET. BUT HE WAS NO LOGNER A GHOST ZOMBY BECAUES EHE HAD FULFILED HIS UNFISHED BUSINESS. AND HE LAUGHED HAPPILY EVER AFTER! EXEPCT HE THEN DIED. WHAIT I FROGOT HE WAS ALREADY DEAD.
BUT OUR STORY DOES NOT LIVE THERE!!!!!!! THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOKOED LIKE THE GUY ON A BOTTLE OF MOXIE. THE MAN WAS SAD BECAUSE WHENEVER HE WAS WALKING BUY SOMETHING PEOPLE WOULD SAY HAY IT IS MOXIE STRANGULATION MAN AND THEY OWULD CHASE HIM AND TRY TO STEAL HIS HAIR. SO HE KILLED HIMSELF.
THE END!
Silver Swan Automaton… no motors, built in 1773 and still working perfectly. The Silver Swan is powered entirely by mainsprings and brass clockwork gears. Why did we stop creating such elegant engineering and beautiful pieces of art… timeless and built to last? Joseph Merlin also invented the roller skate 1760. To show them off, he skated into a fancy London ballroom while playing the violin. He sped out of control and crashed straight into a massive, mirror, destroying the violin and injuring himself.
