girl you look like a honted house

sarah/mini || any pronouns || and i just got sign, to pickles records || art blog is @00wormwood || i love my epic wife @holyne2

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

if im being honest im just having some sips of my water

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[zurin]

[irish-american-chan]

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

[irish-american-chan]

Did You Know Clovers Theyre Doing This Kind Of Thing Nowadays

[ironelkarchive]

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

[cozcat]

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[brennacedria]

Someone edit this into the DA2 conversation wheel

[swiftrunners]

you got it, boss

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[adamsmasher]

[rindustrial]

[apricae]

happy pride month witchhatters

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it