ⓣ𝓊𝔪𝕓𝑙𝚛 ℋ𝜊𝔰𝓉𝕒𝒈E

hi! i’m vakarias :3

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[cottoncandylesbo]

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

[cryptotheism]

You don't mean that.

[noelle-ism]

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...

[cottoncandylesbo]

I DONT REMEMBER AMAZING DIGITAL ASKING

🖕

[cottoncandylesbo]

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[mlarayoukai]

[mlarayoukai]

I dont think that's right

[vakariasdragon]

I feel extremely Not Good about the current administration selling weapons grade plutonium to corporate interests. I have no reason to trust anyone that would even be remotely involved with making deals with them. 20 metric tons of it becoming unmonitored in any way is a disaster waiting to happen

[courtesycalling]

[faketype]

hedgehog stew

[zeroblogshere]

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[cutecipher]

DO NOT BUY WEED FROM THIS WOMAN ALL I GOT WAS STEMS

[cutecipher]

"your purchase will help restore Bajor" i fucking doubt it

[robboybot]

To the tune of Bon Jovi’s “livin’ on a prayer”:

Woah, just one more beer

Woah-Oh, Yoda’s good to steer

[elokitties]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[shencomix]

[fillycolt]

To the untrained eye this looks like an au but actually you see i am gifted with the ability to look into parallel timelines