The Prodigal
He looked homeless, he knew. It’s because I am, he thought to himself. He stood outside the building where his apartment used to be, smoking a cigarette. He’d always simply had his little tics - now, each cigarette represented a piece of his life. Both the piece it had consumed in earning money to buy the cigarette, and the piece it consumed by burning away a little more of his mortality.
Mortality. It is to laugh.
Worst of all, he was addicted now.
He looked at the door of the building, and at the doorman who had given him the bum’s rush - no pun intended, for once, he thought with a sour twist to his mouth. It was hardly surprising that his key card no longer worked; the building’s management tended to do that with tenants who didn’t pay their rent.
In some respects, that was a good metaphor for his relationship with Management these days.
He scratched his beard, grimacing as he felt a louse leap away from his fingers. He could coexist with the little bloodsuckers if they’d stop insisting on sucking his blood. But that is the difference between Nature and Creation, he thought absent-mindedly.
What are you doing here? You need to be figuring out today’s meal and tonight’s sleeping arrangement. He turned to go. As he left, he thought he saw a familiar face, and turned back. He wouldn’t call out; he hadn’t gone to see any of his old friends during his peregrination, and he wasn’t going to beg for help now.
But let’s see if they recognized the Archangel Uriel under the filth and rags.
Nicodemus slid the phone into his suit’s breast pocket, travel arrangements secured. All that was required now was a quiet return to his vehicle from the investment firm, a short, relaxing drive to the nearest airstrip, and then a glass of wine and an old work of literature to pass the time as he soared over the world with his newest recruit.
What a splendid life.
As he strolled calmly and comfortably down the crowded walk, a horrible stench blew into his face. It was an unholy unity of terrible smells. The scent of filthy clothes, infused with sweat, dirt, and unknowable kinds of grime, no doubt dripping and seeping in the least glamorous of locations. The odor of an unwashed body, with a slick, slithering companion smell that put one in mind of used grease and moist fungal infections, with flaking skin and red, wet sores. The unpalatable wafting of low-rate tobacco from stained lips and teeth, the acrid and piercing aroma joining together with all the others to create a nasal symphony of disgust for his doted upon sense.
The revulsion was hard to quell, and though he had encountered and smelled his fair share of horrible things, this unwelcome intruder to his most welcome walk caused him to pause and look back, if only out of morbid curiosity as to whether a forgotten corpse had been squirreled away somewhere even in the public eye.
Nicodemus looked back and saw the man. His disgust was forgotten in an outburst of laughter. Passerby looked at him with concern, but continued walking.
Oh, but how he laughed. A near to forgotten thing, laughter. He certainly laughed at the absurd lengths many of his foes went to vanquish him, and of course he laughed at the stupidity of modern wizards and their feeble, misguided alliances. But this laugh, this laugh was pure, and uncontrollable. He looked at the stinking, disgusting example of the lowest of humanity, and the irony, the great irony of it all, and the wonderful nature of this new state caused the laughter to continue boiling from him.
He had to steady himself against a wall with one hand as his eyes began to tear at this upwelling of mirth. How glorious. How simply glorious it was! Enough to make him nearly shout ‘Hossanah!’ Saluting the wretch, the shadow of a grander thing, while his own shadow writhed and bloomed around him in ecstasy, Nicodemus walked away, laughing still. Laughing for who knew how long!
Part of him desired to go back, to tempt with a coin, to lead the starving man to the feast, to drive the thirsty man toward water, only to snatch it away. But how callous, how juvenile that would be. No, better to leave things as they were, to allow fate's guiding hand to take hold of this moment. And what did this new vagabond want? Pity? A comforting embrace? A warm word? He would have none of that. Let him suffer as so many others suffered as he watched. He reached his vehicle, and a large man in a suit stepped out to open the rear passenger door for him. Nicodemus slid into the back seat, still laughing to himself. He removed a handkerchief from his suit jacket as the man closed the vehicle door and settled himself into the driver’s seat.
Dabbing at his eyes in the full embrace of the shadows, Nicodemus bid a quiet farewell to the walking monument to irony, and both he and his merriment were on their way.










