no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

@theartofmadeline

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
cherry valley forever
Sade Olutola
Fai_Ryy
Cosmic Funnies

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
ojovivo

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

izzy's playlists!
Not today Justin

tannertan36
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Noah Kahan
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@studiocitypsychic
no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing
What if I… tied you to a chair.. then rode you while I sucked on your neck and moaned softly into your ear the whole time?.. haha just kidding… unless..? 👀
Presumed Innocent + that desk scene
Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween seasonÂ
"I found it."
“You did? That’s amazing!” Orchid bit her lip. “Uhm... what did you find?”
3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…
Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!
“I love you.”
“I hate you.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“I guess so…”
“I guess not.”
“Love me, please.”
“Don’t say that.”
“Don’t do that.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“Please, hold me.”
“Pain changes people.”
“You haven’t changed.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Look behind you.”
“Go kill yourself.”
“I can change.”
“Don’t ever change.”
“Want a hit?”
“Do you smoke?”
“Fuck me now.”
“Take my hand.”
“Lead the way.”
“Duck and cover!”
“Just go home.”
“Take me home.”
“Walk me there?”
“Everyone, shut up!”
“Just shut up.”
“Please stop it.”
“Please don’t die.”
“I need you.”
“I want you.”
“Want a hug?”
“Want a kiss?”
“Are you sure?”
“Are you lying?”
“That’s the truth.”
“I’m not lying.”
“Oh my God.”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“I got it.”
“I found it.”
“Call me later.”
“Text me later.”
“Don’t call me.”
“Are you crying?”
“I wasn’t crying.”
“Please don’t laugh.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“That’s a lie.”
“What’d they say?”
“What’ll it be?”
“It’s last call.”
“It’s almost midnight.”
“Do you promise?”
“That’s a promise.”
“Are you serious?”
“Don’t bullshit me.”
“I punched him.”
“I killed him.”
“I kissed him.”
“I love him.”
“I hate him.”
“I lied before.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“I’m not sorry.”
“I’ll come over.”
“Can you come?”
“Want to cuddle?”
“Maybe we should.”
“Maybe we shouldn’t.”
“You don’t say.”
“Make me come.”
“Did you come?”
“I stole it.”
“I broke it.”
“Any bones broken?”
“Are you okay?”
“Are you hurt?”
“That must’ve hurt.”
“He was lying.”
“It’s our song.”
“Can I help?”
“Help me out.”
“Please, for me?”
“Anything for you.”
“I doubt it.”
“I believe you.”
Send âť” to find my muse wandering the streets completely lost and without any memory
Reblog if your muse is polyamorous!
[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit. (harry-the-lizard)
@harry-the-lizard​
[Text] You couldn’t if you wanted to, Savior Complex
harry-the-lizard‌:
[Text] I’m serious, Orchid. I’m done with the saving, with the failures and most of all with the death
[Text] so if I told you I was in SUPER trouble right now and really needed help you’d just ignore me
[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit. (harry-the-lizard)
@harry-the-lizard​
[Text] You couldn’t if you wanted to, Savior Complex
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
reasons why i am a dragon of an rper:
hoards memes and threads like treasure for centuries
vanishes for long periods until everyone believes i’ve perished
exits my cave only to rain down suffering ( read: angst ) on those around me
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
RAVENCLAW: “What could be more delightful than a shop full of treasured old books?” –Hazel Gaynor (The Cottingley Secret)
Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT
Happy Birthday!
OH SHIT I MISSED ORCHID’S BIRTHDAY CAUSE I WAS GETTING MARRIED
SEND BIRTHDAY THINGS