rasputin’s rosebud

*cigarette in mouth* there are ryes that are french and there is when you are simply wrong

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Reality is stranger than fiction

[robotsandfrippary]

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html 

[gif-tv]

[newcrunchyp0rnflakes]

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

[mxmoony]

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

[dhalia-wooed-blog]

Love this

[bubbathegreat-1]

[shitpost-senpai]

It was actually a supermarket that ended the rein of the USSR. On a trip to america, Yeltsin had a stop off at a texas supermarket, He couldn’t believe his eyes.

He even questioned “and this is for anyone? You can just come up and buy it? This isn’t just for politicians or anything?” Even when he was at johnson space center, seeing the latest in our space technology, his mind was still on that supermarket. 

After he resigned from politics and wrote his memoirs, he still couldn’t think about anything but that damn supermarket.

Look at this dork

They gave him a free sample and he nearly shat his pants

[shitpost-senpai]

@redbloodedamerica

relevant to today’s discourse.

[michaelamimi]

Bringing this back because “not just for politicians?” Should be a wake up call for anyone thinking the communism is the answer to our shitty economy.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

I’ll be completely honest, as a French person with no problem accessing twelve supermarkets on foot in a 10mn radius, I was still blown away by how ludicrous Wal-Marts are. I didn’t think I needed this much choice for any given food item type… and in fact I still don’t think I do.

[theoldsmelly]

Yes, the ‘west’s’ supermarkets are fully stocked with all kinds of wonderful foods, a large percentage of which is thrown away every day….

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Oh fuck off with that, ‘the West’ isn’t just the United States you know. Meanwhile in countries unfortunate enough to suffer through a communist regime you have to either hunt down what you want from seventeen different shops or starve.

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[feministism]

it’s #MeToo to include everyone…….not #SheToo lmao

[acidic-pixie]

yeah wtf? #metoo is for men as well. Men are also victims, men have been a vocal part of this movement too.

[catsprobably]

Terry Crews did not tell his story to be disrespected and erased like this.

[geekandmisandry]

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[pretty-sweet-vintage]

[eroscestlavie]

[labella-instagram]

ig: camilacoelho

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since we sent robots to Mars before sending humans,isn’t it possible that the first extraterrestrials that we encounter on earth could not be the aliens themselves, but might be their technology instead.

[intelligentchristianlady]

This is not a “representative” government.

Confirm your registration or register to vote here.

[moonpraiser-deactivated20160905]

Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

[becuzitisbitter]

When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited

[weloveshortvideos]

Fashion people are always lying for no damn reason b 

[surprisebitch]

i wish this was longer

[mitski-miyawakis]

when the teacher asks u bout that reading u were supposed to do for homework

[schoolhousethot-deactivated2025]

why can’t people just be up front????

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[last-smoke-blog]