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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature

oozey mess
EXPECTATIONS

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cherry valley forever
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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alihaku got me like
Alibaba does intense research on pick up lines.
Checks other person’s shirt tag. “J-JUST AS I THOUGHT... MADE IN HEAVEN..”
Anon, The Match Maker
Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:
One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤ Almost Perfect! - ❤❤❤❤ I’d Ship It! - ❤❤❤ Sure why not. - ❤❤ Maybe… - ❤ Neutral - (Explain why) Maybe Not… - 💔 Yeah, No… - 💔💔 Anti-Ship! - 💔💔💔 Are You Nuts? - 💔💔💔💔 OH HELL NO! - 💔💔💔💔💔
Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!
“Jeeze fine okay, if that’s how you’re going to be.” if he gets sick though you’re taking care of him.
“Sweet! Thanks!”
“I am the cook in this relationship! You can taste things.”
“I want to cook! LET ME COOK FOR YOU!”
“I don’t think you should be allowed anywhere near the kitchen.”
“I don’t think it’s your say who gets to be in the kitchen!”
“Because I want cut vegetables not burnt.”
Sighs. “Hakuryuu, I think you should let me cook.”
“You want to use Amon…to cut vegetables? I guess, just no fire.”
“Why?”
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“You’re lucky I love you.”
“I am lucky. I got the cutest guy in the world. Who also looks girly, but its ok.”
“Okay, you can cut the vegetables.” He feels it will turn out better if he does most the cooking and seasoning.
“Can I use Amon?”
when ur dating a nerd
when ur dating a nerd the hottest guy ever
when alibaba think he the shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Good, now would you like to join me for some food? I was about to cook myself something and I could make enough for both of us.”
“I can help, too!” Alibaba does not have experience in cooking.
Send me Anons as my muse's child(ren)
Bonus if you hint the other parent!
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“Thank you, that means a lot to me. I’ll try not to keep you waiting long.” he said, leaning in to kiss his cheek.
“Y-Yeah! Of course--”
So ..cute! Alibaba turned his head away blushing.
“Well that’s cute….. but also… really… weird…”
“What’s that, Sake-chan? Alibaba should give me a kiss now?”
He’s totally just playing with you, nerd.