ThePrinceAndTheCrow

Fanfic account and general Snappiness. Leave your intolerance at the door. 🖤💀🖤

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Master List

I have 15 fanfics now. All HP (one Sandman crossover), all pro Snape! Please check tags and content warnings before reading.

All on Ao3 ~ Details below the cut.

Keep readingThe Prince and The Crow

Not rated. Swearing, mild sexual content and some violence.

This is my main fic. Complete re-write of the HP series, including my original character. Semi canon compliant. Kind of a fix-it, broke-it, fixed-it again! Details of parts below:

The Crow Comes Home

Prequel and year one (Philosopher's Stone). Petronella Blishwick is a grumpy badass bitch, and only living friend of Severus Snape. She has been drifting for years since the end of the first war, but when Severus brings her home - to Hogwarts - it changes the course of all their futures. COMPLETE!

The Year of the Snake

Harry's 2nd year (CoS). Severitius and Snape x ofc, partially following canon, but with a few divergencies and extra sub plots. Fluff and Angst and baddass bitches. COMPLETE.

The Year of the Rat

Part three (PoA) Severus and Petronella plan to adopt Harry, but they will face opposition and challenges both internal and external. Beginning to diverge from canon somewhat. COMPLETE.

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Artemisia Absinthium

Rated E for explicit. Graphic sex and violence. Adult themes.

Started as a tumblr post, became a(n epic) series! AU set post Marauders, with a little lot of Snupin for good measure.

SERIES COMPLETE.

The Rat and The Snake

What if Severus Snape had discovered Peter Pettigrew's treachery before the Potters were killed? *Graphic violence.*

The Wolf and The Moth

The war is won, but is it really over? Relationships are forged and broken, as those that survived the war now have to learn how to live. *Explicit sex and violence.*

The Bear and The Dragon

Bellatrix seeks to bring back the Dark Lord, but a new power rises to oppose her. *Explicit sex and violence.*

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Even Princes Can Dream

HP / Sandman crossover. Eventual Snape / Morpheus (implied). The Dream King comes across a child who only ever has nightmares.

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The Comeback

Rated G for general. Some swearing and mature content.

Also inspired by a Tumblr prompt. 1st September 1998. Hogwarts. The first school year since the defeat of Voldemort. There is grief, there is hope, there is a dark robed figure in the corner that nobody had expected to see again. A mildly humorous tale with dark undertones. COMPLETE!

The Comeback Pick n Mix

Series of one shots following on from The Comeback. May contain contradictory ships / events, but compliant with the main fic. Ongoing.

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The Half-blood Prince

Not Rated. Contains graphic domestic abuse.

What would happen if Eileen Snape left Tobias and went back to her parents? Under 10k. COMPLETE, but may be added to.

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Monsters

Contains implied violence, death, and graphic gore.

One morning Remus wakes to find the thing he fears most in the world. He goes to the only person he can think of who won’t judge him – because Snape already knows what he is. A monster. COMPLETE.

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Mostly Smut! **All contain explicit sex**

Seven Deadly Sins

Everyone thinks that Professor Snape covets the position of Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor, which is true… in a manner of speaking.

To His Mind

Snupin! Extended version of a scene in The Rat and The Snake. The Order has a mole, everyone is a suspect, but when Severus Snape looks into Remus Lupin's mind, he gets more than he bargained for!

Prince and Crow, the Smut chapters

E for Explicit. Graphic sex.

Basically just all the sex scenes I left out of the main fic! Friends to lovers, becoming increasingly smutty, but also fluffy, as the relationship develops.

[severus-snaps]

what's this, another snariation on "who's afraid of little old me"

[princeandcrow]

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[severussnaperevived]

Severus: walks into room slamming door behind him, "damn witch why do make me so angry all the time?"

Y/N: walks up to him a whispers "because you fuck me harder when your angry"

[princeandcrow]

Bah! This is literally Sev and Petra at each other 💀

[princeandcrow]

Hello my lovelies. Just here to apologise again for the lack of Prince and Crow updates. The fic is not abandoned I promise! I just got obsessed with something else I'm writing. It will be back, at some point. 🖤

[princeandcrow]

This song came out in 1992 when I was but 12 years old myself, and it had a huge impact on me in lots of ways! A lot of my inspiration for Petronella comes from this song...

‘Don’t leave me Sev.’ A voice drifts in from a long way away. ‘Don’t leave me you bastard.’ It shakes. Like a leaf settling on the ground, the voice touches his conscious mind and pulls him slowly, slowly back. He looks up at a crack of light in the darkness and crawls up, up, and opens his eyes. - Excerpt from The Prince and The Crow Prequel, chapter 26.

[Also I swear Helena BC must have based some of her Bellatrix performance on Siobhan's character here!]

[princeandcrow]

Year of the Dragon Chapter 14!!!

It's here! Horay!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[princeandcrow]

A little classic Sev and Petra, from The Year of the Rat:

Petronella: ‘I fucking love you.’ Severus: ‘The feeling is mutual. Now will you please piss off.’

[carmill-art]

ravens

[princeandcrow]

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[princeandcrow]

Prince and Crow update: I have mended the hole, and it is now going to be better than before! However, I must admit that I have not being feeling inspired with this lately, so I have decided to take a break.

I won't bore you with all the reasons, but I don't want this fic to become another chore. I have always had fun with this, and still love the characters, and absolutley plan on continuing. For now I'm going to concentrate on other things, put this on the backburner to give myself a bit of breathing space and hopefully become reinspired!

Thank you again to anyone who is patiently waiting 🖤🖤🖤

[princeandcrow]

Hi peeps, just to let you know there will not be a chapter of Prince and Crow next week, I have just discovered a massive plot hole and I have no idea what I'm going to do about it yet! Argh! I'll let you know when I'm back on track. Thanks to everyone who is still patiently reading 🖤

[kruzbr]

Comfort

aand thats it! might do another batch of these another time but heres all i got of this for now, hope yall liked it lol

[princeandcrow]

Love them all 🖤 Perfect Severitus goodness 🖤 And a great one to end on, THE HUG!!!

[kruzbr]

Monster under the bed

[princeandcrow]

It didn't happen exactly like this, but we did have a little Snape vs Dobby moment in Part Two, Chapter 14 of The Prince and The Crow!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[the-deathly-gallows]

Headcanon: Snape never throws away food. If there's one thing he learnt from growing up very poor is that food is a precious resource not to be wasted. He knows very well how much of a privilege it is to have food on the table and the thought of letting it spoil makes him deeply uncomfortable.

Food waste is an unheard concept in Snape's household.

He buys the necessary amount of food and eats it before it goes bad, meticulously keeping it in his pantry to preserve it longer and using a few very handy spells his mother passed down on him, and same goes for potion ingredients. He keeps stale bread to make breadcrumbs and, no matter how little bread left, it will never go in the bin. He reuses leftovers to make new dishes, and thanks to this habit he's gotten very good at cooking, always having a new recipe in mind to reuse his ingredients. Almost anything left (fruit peels, seeds, even used tea bags) can be used for his potions or as compost for his medicinal plants, the parts of which can never miss in his Potions cupboard.

At mealtimes, his plate is never full to the edge as he eats little portions, adding new food only when he finishes what he already has. If he picks up something he doesn't like, he will eat it anyways instead of leaving it uneaten. Snape doesn't eat much because he doesn't really care about himself and his well-being, that's true, but so is that he always eats everything he has on his dish, never leaving a single morsel.

He flinches when he sees students or teachers fill their plate only to eat a small amount of food, or when he sees what's left after Hogwarts' huge Christmas feasts, a massive amount of leftovers lying forgotten in the kitchen. He has the habit of asking staff members to eat their leftovers so that they will not go to waste. Professor Snape can now buy whatever he fancies, but no amount of money will ever make him forget how grateful he is for his food and for not knowing the pangs of hunger.

[princeandcrow]

It’s only mentioned a couple times so far, but Sev and Petra routinely send excess food/ leftovers to a squib/ wizarding soup kitchen run by one of Petra’s old band mates 🖤

[sneverussape]

“minerva? are you decent? albus informed me that i must escort you to the Great Hall for breakfast, seeing as it’s your first full day back.”

“really, severus! i never knew you to be a gentleman.”

“rest assured i am not, madam. merely following orders from our illustrious leader…hang on, you said you were dressed!”

“i am, boyo, do you see me opening my door to you with only my undergarments on?”

“no, but…your hair. you havent tied it round yet.”

“ah. side effect of my convalescence. can hardly lift my arms up round my head.”

“surely the house elves could assist you?”

“severus! it will be cold day in hades before i request a house elf to assist me with such vanities. i was able to dress myself adequately. the students will not mind a different hairstyle on me now and again.”

“like hell…sit down, woman.”

“if you so much as touch that brush, young man!”

“get a hold of yourself, minerva. i do know my way around a hairbrush and bobby pins.”

“i find that hard to believe!”

“my da used to do my mam’s hair when i was a boy, into buns and plaits and things. i did it for my mam later on, when da was too busy at the mill. i did lil—my friends’ plaits sometimes as well.”

“by hand? severus snape, you never cease to amaze me. is that…when the lower form slytherins have their hair in fancy plaits during school holidays when they have to stay at the castle…is that your doing?”

“i’ve not the slightest idea what you’re pertaining to.”

“oh, severus, you are a marvel.”

“if you breathe a word of this to anyone, i’ll have peeves string you up from the highest turret, mark my words.”

“i wouldn’t dream of it. now i believe you were about to demonstrate your hidden talents…?”

“…utterly insufferable. sit down then.”

“thank you, severus.”

“highest turret, don’t forget.”

“i wouldn’t dream of it.”

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after the umbridge era incident which lands minerva in st mungo’s, the potions master shows his relief at her return to the school by offering to do her hair

aka

severus’ love language is acts of service

[princeandcrow]

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[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

[evilkitten3]

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

[princeandcrow]

Petronella 👀

Actually she has not been kicking enough arse recently. Must address this problem.

💀.

[italianoutlanders]

[princeandcrow]

👀 This is almost exactly how I picture Sev's lab in the Blishwick Manor kitchen to look!!! 🖤🖤🖤

[zegalba]

[gertrudepetronella-blog]

Pandora “Panda” Healey could definitely have been seen in any one of these poses hanging out in the grounds of Hogwarts 🖤

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I did some quick sketches please excuse the bad quality 😅

1. Stretching 2. Hanging out 3. Daydreaming 4. Upside down reading 5. Potions experiments 6. Exams finally over.

I can’t do foreshortening so she just gets stumps in the last sketch 🤷🏻‍♀️