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CALL ME BOOP. He/Him only.  30plus gay disaster. Tired. Don't follow this blog tbh. I get sad on here a lot.

[giganticbuddha]

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[littleguysdaily]

[charlesoberonn]

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

[jimbles-archive]

[slipping-into-madness]

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[jenny-holzer]

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[nadiuu]

@mattmelloweek 2026 - Day 5: early mornings / late nights collab with @zimt-deathnote ♡

[enba-and-luka]

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[wispsofwhimsy]

no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes! (tags from @misscrazyfangirl321)

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]