*quietly caws*

"Do I think? Does a submarine swim?" -Zenyatta

[obligatebureaucrat]

Very funny that the King of the Hill revival avoids the question of who Hank voted for by sending him off to an Aramco base for the past few elections, a move nearly identical to the Minions being trapped in Antarctica during WW2

[song-of-baldy-ron]

This is such a fucking funny pic given what is happening this episode

[ilikeit-art]

[prismatic-bell]

Do you ever wonder what on earth possesses people like this? Like, to be clear, I do not mean that as an insult. I mean this woman put together like at least three completely different, unrelated forms of craftwork, all three of which require significant amounts of time to master, and went "yeah I'm just gonna throw these in a blender now" and then this came out. Like. You understand how insane it is to do just mirrorwork? To do just color-tinting? To do just bas-relief sculpture? And none of that touches on the preparatory sketching or the finishing resin or the glitter. Like. I want to know how this woman thinks. How did she come up with this. What made her want to do this. Where she got this idea. I can't imagine being able to think in enough dimensions to do this successfully with a shape as simple as an apple, much less fur or feathers or all those tiny flower ruffles. Hell, I can't imagine being able to think in enough dimensions to do it unsuccessfully. How did she come up with this???

[foldbaron]

It was in this moment that Alex regretted joining C4 and prayed for a TPK to end this episode early.

[shrugsinchinese]

| Get ahold of yourself |

[suigintou]

liking anime is mainstream now but you can still like anime in the original disgraceful otaku loser way, which is the correct way to do it

[rixareth]

Where did you first read fanfiction?

Someone's personal website

An archive for a specific fandom

Fanfiction.net

AO3

Ficbook

Wattpad

Another multifandom fic archive

Tumblr

Long-form blogging platform: Livejournal, Dreamwidth, Blogspot etc.

Quizilla, Twitter or somewhere else comically unsuited to fanfiction

A physical copy, e.g. a zine, a friend's handwritten or printed fic

Somewhere else/what's fanfiction?

Voting ended onNov 3, 2025

[tief-lings]

We need to acknowledge that the first truly conscious sentence Occtis said was a mortified "Why are you here?!" to Murray.

He died on a table, painfully and horribly, at the hands of his own elder brother. Experienced vast and terrifying unknowns, stood his ground against his horrible father, woke up to his insides hanging out as his pet fox jumps out of his intestines. Just about has the sense to tell his pseudo-mother to maybe not get her hand stuck in said intestines. Sees the teacher who has major beef with him and PANICS

He may be fucking dead y'all but he's very much still Occtis

[ladymcawesomeville]

OK Critical role gang! Critters! Who would you like to see strike the killing blow on Primus Tachonis? (In like, 50 episodes)

Occtis "In life, in death, and in undeath, you don't get to control me" Tachonis

Vaelus "I've seen death before your family even set foot in this city

Sir Julien "I told you I'd send you into oblivion" Davinos

Thaisha "You don't mess with my family!" Lloy

Hal "you had no idea what you set motion when you killed my brother" Fang

Murray "you damn fuckass rich people!!😤" Mag'nesson

Someone else/I wanna pet Pincushion/Pincushion should do it!!

Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

I added the characters I feel has very valid reasons to say "fuck that guy!!!", and/or those who it would be very cathartic or poetic for them to be his undoing. People who have a score with him to settle. Of course killing him is likely to be a team effort, this is mostly just for fun and to hear your thoughts.

Anyway, this poll comes included with possible death-blow one-liners!

[lowercass]

Enough with the tears, have some Modern AU Occtis outfits. Also Thad is there too, don't mind him

[astrophelstower]

AUGHH VAELUS AND PIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[aheonynan]

done

[zmeess]

rushing to the other side

tip jar

[al-norton]

Let’s put the stone where it belongs :)

[ateliner]

predictably occtis has bewitched me

[bleekay]

top sketch is zuko in ✨Sokka Vision✨

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”