Oh..
My sisters bestfriend's little brother had a pet snake until today. It suddenly tried to strike at him, so he just kinda let the tank lid go because he was so shocked and surprised.
Now the snake is dead, it smashed his head in.
/sobs/

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Oh..
My sisters bestfriend's little brother had a pet snake until today. It suddenly tried to strike at him, so he just kinda let the tank lid go because he was so shocked and surprised.
Now the snake is dead, it smashed his head in.
/sobs/
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.
Reblog if you want me to make a gif of your URL
I’ll do the first 20 tonight
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
151096 ♡ happy birthday choi junhong!
Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.
stick around for the surprise ending
There’s so much to talk about here
watch til the end. perfect video.
Feeding the wild Teddy Bears
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daddy..
when I find myself in times of trouble,
Uncle Iroh comes to me
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I took a sip from a devil’s cup Slowly It’s taking over me
HOLY CRAP
I want to do so much witchcraft to this
when the chorus hits tho
I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.
So I guess I have to reblog.
This is some American Horror Story shit
I could seriously see this as the theme song for some creepy-ass southern gothic romance drama.
fuck
The only thing better than having a boyfriend is having a boyfriend who supports you in your choices. No matter what it is and how it changes the relationship. I'm so lucky to have you entirelyunexplained <3
In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.
However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.
At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.
Her real fear is rejection and loss.
so what if…
when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..
but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?
Anyone wanna be my hunting buddy on MH3U? I'm so lonely ;~; Cha-Cha and Kayamba are nice and all, but I need smart partners who know what they're doing.
no nO NO
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them" well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
#misaviary