Myzturi™

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[daily-spooky]

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[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

[animentality]

[leebrontide]

I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.

When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.

I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-

I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.

The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."

Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.

So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.

[mincerafter]

*blows a kiss into the render distance fog* for herobrine

[heywriters]

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

Don’t let social media turn you into a narcissist

[plum-soup]

Is this really how normal ppl judge their relationships? By how many pics their bf posts of them on Facebook? Terrifying

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

if i dated someone who was tallying the times i post about them to like keep score then we would no longer be dating. wtf is wrong with people

[thebootydiaries]

wow not gonna name any names but SOMEBODY (me) needs 2 calm down!!!!

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sometimes this really weird thing happens to me where i am suddenly filled with the desire to have sex with a beautiful woman...does this happen to anybody else, or is it just me?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[lavenderek]

hey guys, fyi if you do online shopping - highly recommend fakespot.com

you paste the direct link to the product into the search bar and it analyzes the reviews to determine whether reviews are accurate and how many positive vs negative reviews there are

i found a thing that had a lot of reviews and a 4 star rating and fakespot caught me before i bought it

Image is screenshot of fakespot's analysis:

Overview

How are reviewers describing this item?

easy, great, counter, organized and sturdy.

Our engine has detected that Amazon has altered, modified or removed reviews from this listing. We approximate total reviews altered up to 213.

Previous analysis of this listing was an D grade.

Our engine has profiled the reviewer patterns and has determined that there is high deception involved.

Our engine has analyzed and discovered that 37.7% of the reviews are reliable.

This product had a total of 1,884 reviews as of our last analysis date on Jan 23 2020.

you can review things on amazon, walmart, best buy, yelp, steam, sephora, and tripadvisor.

[polargeist-deactivated20251013]

while i do sometimes use fakespot in conjunction, i highly recommend using reviewmeta instead

no matter what algorithms used, its bound to make mistakes and flag ordinary things as suspicous, so being able to look at these things helps give the user a better idea of whats going on

fakespot doesnt really give you that information, whereas reviewmeta is completely transparent and lays out the data to let you determine whether somethings really suspicious or not. this blog post goes more into detail on that

and this one describes more features that can be helpful

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fivepebble]

“dsmp fan-artists give every character horns”

you’re right. im going to draw bad with 2 pairs of horns for a total of 4 and no one can stop me. might give him extra wings and another tail too. fuck it

[fivepebble]

BadBoyHalo²

[mazusu]

“come dance with your son in h e l l .” → dabi, or should we say todoroki touya.

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[sta-r-gazing]

why. why did i

[medusabutmodern]

my heart goes out to anyone who was made to feel stupid for caring too much. anyone who was laughed at or "cringed" at for being themselves. anyone who cried silently so they don't be a burden. anyone whose love was taken for granted. anyone who feels unsafe in their own bodies. to anyone who felt devastated because others failed to be humane enough. it's not you, it's them. i hope you find a way to love yourself again. you're not alone. you're important.

[skyestones-and-up]

c!Techno: You think you’re a hero, Tommy?

c!Tommy: Explicitly says no, he’s not a hero, he just wants his home back.

Like half the fandom: Tommy thinks he’s the hero of everything, it’s so annoying!

c!Techno: You were literally a dictator, Tubbo.

c!Tubbo: Said multiple times he didn’t want power, made one (1) decision without his cabinet’s approval the entire presidency, followed his people’s lead in everything else (including the Butcher Army), had an election planned and explicitly said he didn’t want to be president anymore and was planning on handing it off to whoever won.

A great deal of the fandom: Tubbo was an evil dictator and tyrant!

[terrible-leviathan]

Defending the clingy duo isn't enough. I need a gun.

[f4c3]

So how are you feeling after that mcc ;[

I hope the gg get teamed up again

I'm feeling perfectly fine lmao it was a good time and we got to see and hear Dream 💚 we don't get much of those nowdays 😔 So im just happy 😌

But

I want Dream AND Sapnap teamed up next time, he got the gogy but the True dynamic dúo is Dreamnap ✌️

[knightofloyalty]

I want Tommy and Dream to team.

1. Brothers

2. Chaos

3. I’m also just generally curious on how their dynamic will be

[f4c3]

TRUE