*rap plays in the distance*

Will the real BRO STRIDER please stand up? ~ Indie RP blog for Bro from Homestuck. (Post Sburb) m!a: none

[princeofturntables]

(( hi permanent hiatus starts now bye ))

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon doing a little dance after you fail to push them into the pool, but as they do the little dance they slip and fall into the pool.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

Can I stay at your mansion for, like, a week?

uh, yeah. sure. we certainly have enough spare rooms.

[princeofturntables]

Good point. Still, I’ll try not to run out too fast. Eh, it’s fine. I’m used to sleepin’ in my own room, anyways.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

whatever you say man. *you roll your eyes and lead him to one of the spare rooms at the end of the hall. it seemed relatively clean, so it would have to do. now that you think of it, this room was probably a lot bigger and a lot nicer than Bro’s room in his apartment.* so this is your room, the closest bathroom is down this hall and the fourth door on the right. does this look okay for you?

[princeofturntables]

[He notices the roll of the eyes but ignores it as much as he can, following him down. He glanced in, turning this way and that before pulling his head out. He looks pretty stoic, but his mind with running with thoughts of how cool it'll be to sleep in there for a week.]

Yeah, it's great. Thanks again!

[princeofturntables]

♥

He raises an eyebrow at the other, even as he moves to sit cross-legged. "Dude, I'm pretty sure it's inevitable that I'm going to win this." He seems pretty confident in himself.

[betrayalxpersonal]

Send '♥' for our muses to play the game 'too hot'

[princeofturntables]

Goodbye- Tavria

[voice message]

Sorry we didn't get to talk...

[thefintasticfive-blog]

Can I stay at your mansion for, like, a week?

uh, yeah. sure. we certainly have enough spare rooms.

[princeofturntables]

Eh, I don’t want to eat all of your snacks. It’d be rude.

[Bro blinks, not having noticed their teleporting and looking around once they’re there. It takes him a few moments to register that this giant, unbelievably green place is the Felt’s mansion.]

Oh, huh. Cool.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

Bro, i’m a mobster. i’m rich. i can buy as many snacks for you as i want.  anyway, let me show you to your room. i would offer for you to stay in here with me Clover and Trace, but we don’t have an extra bed.

[princeofturntables]

Good point. Still, I'll try not to run out too fast. Eh, it's fine. I'm used to sleepin' in my own room, anyways.

[licentiousdissident-deactivated]

Send me "Goodbye" for the last voice message my muse leaves for yours before they die.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

Can I stay at your mansion for, like, a week?

uh, yeah. sure. we certainly have enough spare rooms.

[princeofturntables]

[He hardly flinches, letting the other grab him and nodding at the question.]

Yeah, I do. Phone, bag of snacks in my pocket, a wallet, pretty much everything.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

we have snacks there, ya know. but if you’re sure. *you activate the teleporting magics, and all of a sudden you are back in the mansion, standing in the middle of your bedroom. you let go of Bro’s arm, smiling proudly.* aaaand here we are!

[princeofturntables]

Eh, I don't want to eat all of your snacks. It'd be rude.

[Bro blinks, not having noticed their teleporting and looking around once they're there. It takes him a few moments to register that this giant, unbelievably green place is the Felt's mansion.]

Oh, huh. Cool.

[princeofturntables]

Heh. Then it’d be a little boring, yeah? Really? That’s surprising. Catfights are pretty common.

[scienceyamaranth-blog]

Yeah, I guess so. I guess it’s just because I don’t bother with violence all that much. I don’t know enough people to actually get into one.

[princeofturntables]

Ah, that'd explain it. Good luck on keepin' it up, then. Catfights are no fun.

[thedevilsbartender-deactivated2]

please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer

approve of it

am romanticizing it

have a kink with regard to it

think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever

because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.

but my writing a villain does not make me a villian

understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.

[turntonator]

The above applies to drawings, too~!

[princeofturntables]

I’m glad. I can’t be going around makin’ shit first impressions on everyone I see. It’s pretty terrible. Usually used in the midst of a catfight though.

[scienceyamaranth-blog]

If only everyone thought that same way. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a catfight, to think of it….

[princeofturntables]

Heh. Then it'd be a little boring, yeah? Really? That's surprising. Catfights are pretty common.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

Can I stay at your mansion for, like, a week?

uh, yeah. sure. we certainly have enough spare rooms.

[princeofturntables]

[Bro steps out of the apartment at a fast pace, squeezing past Fin and closing the door behind him. He takes a deep breath.]

Cool man, thanks. You’re awesome. I owe you.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

*you suppress a laugh at the slightly panicked look on Bro’s face. you grab his arm, preparing to teleport back to your timeline.* it’s no problem. do you have everyfin you need?

[princeofturntables]

[He hardly flinches, letting the other grab him and nodding at the question.]

Yeah, I do. Phone, bag of snacks in my pocket, a wallet, pretty much everything.

[princeofturntables]

ghostlyspaceship replied to your post:What did you just call me?

It’s not bad, I just didn’t hear you the first time..

Ah, alright. Sorry, I misunderstood. Ain’t often someone asks it sincerely.

[scienceyamaranth-blog]

Don’t apologize, it’s totally understandable. Ugh tell me about it.

[princeofturntables]

I'm glad. I can't be going around makin' shit first impressions on everyone I see. It's pretty terrible. Usually used in the midst of a catfight though.

[princeofturntables]

ghostlyspaceship replied to your post:What did you just call me?

It’s not bad, I just didn’t hear you the first time..

Ah, alright. Sorry, I misunderstood. Ain't often someone asks it sincerely.

[princeofturntables]

What did you just call me?

7.

Sister. What's so bad about that??

[thefintasticfive-blog]

Can I stay at your mansion for, like, a week?

uh, yeah. sure. we certainly have enough spare rooms.

[princeofturntables]

Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. Like, you have no idea. Any way I can get picked up or anything? Since, you know. TImeline jumpin’ and all that.

[thefintasticfive-blog]

yeah, of course. i’ll be there in like. 15 minutes or so.

*you log off your computer and enlist Clover to watch the baby again. once that was taken care of, you use your usual methods of timeline jumping, and soon enough you are outside of Bro’s apartment. you knock on the door and wait for response. *

[princeofturntables]

[Bro steps out of the apartment at a fast pace, squeezing past Fin and closing the door behind him. He takes a deep breath.]

Cool man, thanks. You're awesome. I owe you.