If only life were as easy as you.

I'm really a princess or a mermaid. Not sure which, maybe both. Monogamous with the amazing Benjamin since January 4th, 2010. Mothering an adopted special needs daughter. Polyamorous heart. Polysexual.

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ITS BACK.

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😂😂😂😂😭😭

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I’m a character actor. I never wanted to do just myself. I don’t like to be me—in fact, that’s one of my pitfalls now, when directors say, ‘Just be yourself.’ I’m like, ‘I don’t want to fuckin’ be myself! That’s why I’m acting! That’s why I’m an actor!’ I want to lose myself in a role. That’s the goal, for me. - Evan Peters for Nylon, 2015

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“I try to come out here in the mornings before work. I know what it’s like to be hungry and not have a voice. I grew up 50 years ago in the housing projects of London. We didn’t starve, but a lot of times we had nothing for dinner but beans, or maybe some ham on toast. So I went to bed hungry a lot. And when you’re a kid, you don’t really have a say in the matter. So I feed the animals because they can’t really tell you if they’re hungry. I’m not changing the fucking world. But it’s better than not doing it.”

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My friend from high school got engaged and her photo is amazing

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What kind of next level

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He set the bar too high that’s it I can’t propose anymore I’m gonna be single forever

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Goals

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But why the fish and birds come through like its a damn disney movie?

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They knew.

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WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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Mushroom by 晧瑋 李