Princess of Bullshit

Here be talk of shipping, kpop, sometimes healthy eating, kpop, Two Best Friends Play, kpop, and now a Phlebotomist!

[princess-kirae]

I really lost my mom and my favorite youtube channel in the same year

whelp :(

[princess-kirae]

Click here to support Memorial Service for Lisa organized by Erika Winchester

Lisa Marshall, mother of 3 daughters (Erika, Darlene, and Kayla) and grandmother of 2 (Jaleel and Miliss) passed away on October 5th, 2018. She was a hard working mother and grandmother and always provided and protected her family. Now her family needs to provide for her. Unfortunately, our mo...

Hey yall, if you could just share this link, it would be a big help.  A little bit goes a long way.  I’m just gathering funds for my mother’s memorial

[autumngracy]

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

[autumngracy]

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

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So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

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An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

[autumngracy]

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

[autumngracy]

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

[autumngracy]

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

[autumngracy]

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

[autumngracy]

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’

Spices I used for this recipe:

-Cinnamon

-Nutmeg

-Ginger

-Allspice

-Vanilla Extract

The combination worked out very well!

Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P

[autumngracy]

So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)

Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ

Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care

[maximumgayce]

send me some jam op

[kittensinsocks24]

Op just out here makin Sploosh from holes for 10 hours

[princess-kirae]

MY FIRST FUCKING THOUGHT

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[louisegluckpdf]

tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition

[princess-kirae]

What is edgy thot about Artemis Fowl?

[hyucklovebug]

and THAT was a lie

[princess-kirae]

omg nooo

[princess-kirae]

"This is....a fever blister" Bitch that's HERPES

[princess-kirae]

I finally finished Magus Bride!

11/10 one of the best anime I've ever watched 😭😭😭

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Daily Motivation

Hyuna was at one point in Wonder Girls but had to leave so technically she survived 2 girl group disbandments and is still making it.

[tieflingfaggot]

Eventually i just have to set aside five hours and listen to all of the acts while reading the lyrics so i actually understand what the fucnk is going on

[princess-kirae]

SAME

[yoonmin]

two types of couples

[princess-kirae]

Yep fart noises I knew there was a reason he's my #1 😂

[princess-kirae]

As a kid, Miss Honey's cottage was my dream home 😂

[c-sushi]

The Ocean’s Daughter

@su_qiaoqiao

[princess-kirae]

Oh fug someone write a whole novel about this concept

[princess-kirae]

Finding a typo in my phlebotomy textbook feels SUPER badass lmao

[princess-kirae]

Herpes can travel to the brain.

My ass is definitely dying alone and herp-free

[princess-kirae]

Just caught word there IS A 6TH FINAL ACT?????????????????????????????????????