Princess Pipe Dream

“And they called her; Aurora.”

[uniquesmalltreasures]

FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—

[princess-pipe-dream]

the day this template dies, bloodymary ends.

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Assorted ISWM Rants

So, is anybody going to address the absolutely absurd notion that the Head Engineer was smart enough in the technical department to build a star for funsies? However jank, it's still beyond impressive.

Yes, I know it was a joke about Mark going to engineering school.

But in-universe? Goddamn.

Also, the fact that Mark's locker is full of sticky notes he chickened out of sticking somewhere visible, especially when you accidentally find it very, very early into episode one (I think it was the first go-around in the noir universe, forgive me if this isn't correct I have persistent short term memory loss), implies that he had a crush on the Captain long before they were ever hired.

Again, yes I'm aware it was Mark doing a little fan service and foreshadowing the A Date With Markiplier callback during the universal collapse.

But IN-UNIVERSE. That is WILD.

Because what do you mean he probably built the ship bigger and more complex than even he could handle himself, not only because he was trying to get the Captain's attention and seem impressive, but also possibly make it good enough for the chance that they'd consider the invitation to be Captain?! What do you mean just like old times?!

They obviously had a history at one point, I believe on the Invincible I. I assume it blew up while nobody was on the ship, otherwise nobody would be alive to get stuck in the time loop.

The Engineer seems consistently overwhelmed by the job he assigned himself and that is what makes me suspicious he overdid it this time. Well, that, and the warp core situation LOL

Dude gives off loveable idiot hardcore but also like, low-key extremely intelligent when he gets to work. He loves his craft. Which is a very Mark thing to begin with!

Anyway, the reason I don't ship convineer but could absolutely have a blast writing them as hate-buddies is because of the Captain. The Engineer went through too much shit with the Captain to fathom anyone else, and I think Simon would seethe at having to witness that, considering what his captain did to him.

[saintquincy]

Wolf | COD werewolf!au | f!reader x (any combination of things we will discover together, but originally werewolf!johnny)

you didn't know what to expect when you left everything behind to move into your aunt's cottage in the highlands. you hoped to find some kind of purpose to life, instead you find an injured wolf, befriend some of the locals and suddenly life is looking very different.

Part One: in memoriam

Part Two: hand that feeds

Part Three: hungry like the wolf

Part Four: basic commands

Part Five: a name is a name

Part Six: if you feed a wolf a biscuit

Part Seven: the neighborly thing

Part Eight: out for delivery

Part Nine: a menace at best

Part Ten: like ancient, ancient?

Part Eleven: Do you not have manners?

tbd

AO3 link

↓↓↓an, tags + cws below the cut↓↓↓

tags: werewolf au, magic/fantasy!au, f!reader, werewolf!johnny, begrudgingly roommates with a werewolf (only you don't know he's a werewolf), this is supposed to be a fun series of events btw the reader and their wolf roommate, eventual 141xreader

cw: perceived danger, not much else but will add more if warnings arise

an: there are five chapters of this written, with a handful of other ideas for these two. no real plot, maybe an appearance from a few other familiar faces. will reader learn he's a werewolf? who knows.

Updated AN: reader will most certainly be meeting the rest of the 141, John and Simon have already made appearances and Kyle is just around the corner.

an: (updated 1.5.26) officially changing the tags/relationship tags for this because it has had a mind of its own.

[saintquincy]

updated description/author notes

[orchidsgrowfromthesoul]

when the fic has 10k+ words, fluff, angst, smut right at the end, friends to lovers, character who’s down bad for reader, AND Y/N DOESNT ACT LIKE A CHILD

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[emily-jades]

jacksepticeye says FUCK ICE

[therealjacksepticeye]

Just to avoid any confusion, I mean it exactly as it sounds.

Fuck anyone who preys on minorities and vulnerable groups.

[lady-raziel]

LOVE IS REAL AND THE WORLD IS GOOD!!!

[bisexualmcqueen]

Mack redesign!!!

nothing drastic, mainly wanted to un-squish him. since he's based on the superliner mk2s, i looked up some cool sleeper cabs for reference:

elongated his hood+sleeper+wheelbase and added some details back in like hood latches+more blindspot mirrors+airhorn+antennae+More rivets (they smoothed out his rivets on his cars 3 character model?? and i can never unsee it??)

i also looked up what kind of motor he'd likely have and its probably the E9 which is apparently indestructible and crazy on hills. one of the ones truck ppl love (i dont know much about diesel motors). so thats why he's got unlimited mileage /lh (<i bet his maintenance is craaazy)

and then another sketch to test out the new design :D

both lightning and guido are only as tall as his headlights fun fact

mack and his this

[princess-pipe-dream]

this is accurate and i love it so much nobody talk to me while i stare at it thanks

[brightgoat]

my muse the steve. couldn't stop drawing him

[smoliboops]

[therealjacksepticeye]

…. HUH?

[cultpython]

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[the-dance-of-italy]

Early Christmas present 💝

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tracobuttons]

Seeing people say they’re disappointed in Markiplier’s OF not showing his goods. What part of tasteful nudes aren’t you people getting?

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[thickness-protection-program]

If Tumblr pulls another crazy stunt like the porn ban we can't flock back to Twitter. Where are we going

[thickness-protection-program]

Some call it Heaven. Others call it Paradise. I call it Home.