[whitepeopletwitter]

[kafkasdiariies]

Palace of Versailles, 

Versailles, France

Ig:  RUPERT DIXON

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[thebootydiaries]

dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible

me: what's happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest

[alisonzai]

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t even know how to laugh at it.

[carve-r-deactivated20191206]

@johnmarsts @reannemichelle

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[heyjeffery]

[deejay]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[zombiegrooves-deactivated201801]

“i’m 4% Irish, 28% German, 14% Scottish-

[deejay]

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[stability]

he deserves it

[literaryglamour]